I’m going to meet up with this dude from Craigslist to buy a used Blackberry.
CL people are fucking weirdos to the fullest.
I’ve been trying to get a used Blackberry phone, but I think on Craigslist the word Blackberry is code for full body massage [ll].
I hope this fucker doesn’t try to kill me and then rape my ass.
Whatever happens though I’ll let you know how shit pans out.
BTW: Does anybody have a used Blackberry 8700 cellphone for sale?
MEL D. COLE from Village Slum captured the essence of Black Thought’s skills as an emcee.
Imagine how sick on the mic you would be if you also walked around with one in your back pocket?
The answer would be very fucking awesome.
Thought At Work from dallas penn on Vimeo.
Play on player. ^ That’s your boy right there SHAMZ from OKayPlayer.
Village Slum put in superior lenswork at the Roots $10 Jam this week.
The Jam was another classic session of talent and energy.
Video clips featuring Dice Raw, Truck North, Mickey Factz and Grand Puba.
Back home at 6am
I should knuckle down and drop my recap of the Asher Roth release party.
I need to take a nap though.
Sleep is the cousin of death, but naps are the cousin once removed that you can stick your tongue in they mouth.
We’ll talk soon…
100.
-dP
I had to re-purpose the headline from my peoples over at WWIB just to be clear that I live a real virtual life on these internets. When I am not at my lab setup early in the a.m. posting drops for the upcoming morning and afternoon I am doing shit like assembling content and important shit like seeing my lady.
Between both my day job schedule and the overtime assignments I just picked up along with my internets events it seems like I haven’t seen my lady in a month of Sundays. I need to be careful that I keep her heart in mind. It may seem like I am a single man to all the ladies that see me in these streets and lust for me…
*crickets*
But at the end of the day I am just a one woman man.
So I called Chocolate Snowflake up and asked her if we could go out on a date. C.S. was still a bit vexed with me that I blew her off the previous day. I knew exactly how I could get a little wiggle room back into her good graces. I told her we would take a drive to Coney Island. Chicks dig the sea breezes blowing through their locks. Some smooth shit on the radio would help my cause.
D’Angelo – ‘Cruisin’
Before Chocolate Snowflake came down from her apartment look who walks past me on Eastern Parkway? Fuck Casey Gane-McCalla! This fishstick wants to battle me on the internets. I wonder what, if anything, I have to gain from fuxing with CASEY GANE? [ll]. His ‘White Girls‘ video was the shit back on BET Uncut. As a matter of fact I think his video is what got that show canceled.
Casey is just another dude in a long string of real world PU~ pseudo-celebrities trying to come up on the internets. Thankfully for him my lady came down just in time before I would have had to knock Casey’s iced caramel macchiato Starbucks on the ground.
Just call me the “coffee smacker”.
Vanilla iced latte is not hardbody.
Fuck the shit you be talking Casey!
Talking about shit…
I swear don’t ever let me be in the position to pass legislation in this town. Black folks will not be allowed to own pets. Not even a motherfucking parakeet out this bitch.
I know that was Black people that left that dukeese.
How do I know?
Trust me I know this shit.
All the white I fux with in this neighborhood do dumb white shit like ordering specially made plastic bags from the pet supply store to pick up the dukeese. It’s Black folks who have the misappropriated sense of privilege on Eastern Parkway. Okay, and its also the occasional Hasid that will run a motherfucker over, but if its someone leaving dog poop on the sidewalk that is the Blacks.
Enough of my Blacks with dogs rant. Chocolate Snowflake and I love dogs, especially hot dogs.
We took a drive to Coney Island to enjoy some of that Nathan’s Famous from the OG spot where the whole thing popped off from 1000 years ago.
We ate our shit in the brick ass cold just like the Puerto Rican families that were holding down the outdoor seating mob deep. Shouts to all the Puerto Ricans that fux with DP dot com.
Fuck it, shouts to all the Mexicans in general.
I keeps it 100 at Nathan’s Famous by ordering the cheese sauce on my fries.
In all honesty, Nathan’s Famous cheese sauce >>> Big Mac sauce.
And that is the truth, Ruth.
The only thing bad about that cheese sauce is the gaseous aftermath.
I wouldn’t wish that shit on my worst enemy either. That’s prA’li what the CIA be using on fools in Guantanamo.
It’s the type of shit that you should only share with the person that loves you the most.
In my case that would be my lady, Chocolate Snowflake.
D’Angelo featuring AZ – ‘Lady’ (Preemo remix)