There’s a serious jumpoff tonight for all you sneaker fiends in NYC, especially Brooklyn. GabeRockka stand the fuck up!
Friday 08.29.08 JUST FOR KICKS: A Sneaker Appreciation Event
Hosted by DJ Clark Kent
With Performances by Rahsaan, Fresh Daily, 6 Sense, James Watts, Rephstar & Patty Dukes and Special Guest
Live Art
FREE GIVEAWAYS ALL NIGHT
$15
SouthPaw
125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn (Park Slope)
Saturday 08.30.08 SFU-NYC: Sneaker Fiends Unite NYC Tour
1pm-6pm
Travel around NYC shopping for exclusive and affordable sneakers with iNternets Celebrity DALLAS PENN. Have fun while doing hoodrat shit in the Bronx, Harlem and midtown Manhattan.
For more info – 212.767.9174 (that’s my fucking cell phone so act like you know bitches)
In the meantime and in between time peep these custom Air Max 90’s in the ?uestLove AF-1 colorways. Shits is so fire, they are flameproof, nah’mean?!?
$20 Advance Tickets
TICKETS AVAILABLE AT:
www.BrownPaperTickets.com/event/40563
Get there early, get there MAD EARLY!
It’s the ultimate battle of musical marvels!
starring…
Sheila E, Morris Day & The Time, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Alexander O.Neal, Vanity 6, Appolonia, Jackson 5, Jermaine, Janet, Rebbie, MJ covers & more from DJ Spinna’s eclectic archives.
Soul Slam is reminiscent of some of NYC’s great all time dance parties. There are no pretensions and NO dress code, but if you have a purple cape and a sequined glove you will pwn the night.
DJ GUDTYME is one of my peeps from forever. You might remember GUDS as the emcee for the X-Ecutioners. He is trying to get his weight up on the blogosphere too. Hip-Hop heads need to fucks with FlameProof dot com a/k/a ‘The Gud Word’.
Launch party in Williamsburg Saturday nite. No cover. Slide thru.
Being an iNternets Celebrity has been downgraded to the bottom of the totem pole for all celebrities.
When a mutant cat can become the next rage in your stratosphere then you have to understand how fleeting and worthless being an iNternets Celebrity really is. You are only good as your last YouTube video. And if it isn’t too good you may not be allowed to partake of the gratis industry swill.
I still manage to get my ass in to some of these parties from time to time. I’m not exactly sure how though because 99.9% of regular folks hate fat, nerdy people (cues Marvelous Mo). Do you feel like watching me make an ass of myself to a pretty lady? Here’s your video. Remember that I stay winning because I stay losing.
You know shit is a slow day if all I feel like talking about are ‘Ye’ Tudda’s tittays. [ll].
KanYe looks like somebody’s dad at the cookout right before little Jamaal caught them spankings for spilling his Kool-Aid on the blanket.
I feel like talking about BARACK OBAAMA – JOE BIDEN ticket. Shit looks like a winner. You have to love the fact that OBAAMA fucked with the cat that stepped out early and told everybody how well-spoken BARACK was. BIDEN’s prescience was rewarded.
I need to turn my cable television back on. I haven’t watched television since like April. I’ve seen some programs, but I haven’t been able to really go in on anything that people are effing with. My dream is to eff TV in the ‘A’ with the internets, but until then I need to know what the fuck is going on.
Fuck it. I guess I don’t need to turn my cable service back on.
Shout out to Rock The Dub and the Underwriters for trying to get me a copy of the L.A.X. album for journalistic review. Some funky shit has been going on where my computer isn’t DL’ing the .rar files properly. I don’t know how this shit works, but if you have a copy of that L.A.X. joint and you want me to review that shit “journalistically” shoot it to me.
I got a bunch of obama’s scheduled for this week. I should leave them damn things alone since all I am doing is getting fatter and killing my liver, but it’s hard for me to say no to premium liquor. Especially when I usually leave these joints with a bottle.
Shout to JASON from Trend Settaz Marketing, I can’t forget my peoples RONI and RYAN. They turn Tuesdays into Fridays on the regulack. CHAD MILLER is definitely in the building. CARL from XXL be in the streets too. And my nig KEV CLARK is a beast. All you need to know is one of these dudes and your life is straighter than six o’clock. I know all of them. So I haven’t paid to get shitfaced in a long time.
Yeah, but for real though enough bullshitting. Where is my homegirl TIFFANY at? I hear you mama. It’s time for some real life true stories here at DP Dot Com. You can go anywhere on the web to see KanYe’s tittays.
