Archive for the ‘Straight Laced’ Category

TOY STORY…

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

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If you had the time and money to waste on buying your seeds an educational toy I am suggesting that you copp them an Automoblox toy kit. I got hip to these toys walking through the yuppified Park Slope Brooklyn neighborhood where Chocolate Snowflake volunteers at a food co-operative.

The Automoblox toys are considered ‘smart toys’ like most building block sets are. They help kids develop their cognitive problem solving abilities as well as their motor skills and spatial relationships. In other words, kids learn how to put shit together and how parts interact and relate with one another. Plus, their toy kicks major ass.

My mother credited my drawing capabilities with the fact that I played with wooden blocks for five or six years. Well up until my twenties. Nahh, but seriously, goal-oriented problem solving with play a part in helping a child build their sense of self-esteem and confidence. Also I think these motor skills are important and shouldn’t only be strengthened through video game play.

We are almost at the point where people can’t assemble the shit that comes from IKEA. This isn’t a good thing for our society and bridges will continue to fall if no one ever learns how to build them or is even encouraged in that direction. Playing with Automoblox will not make your child an engineer, but it will definitely be a stepping stone for his or her development and learning. Plus, they will get a kick ass car to play with.

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automoblox

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Do The Math: DP Dot Com x Facebook x Black History Month = Free Shit

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

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Black History Month brings out the best in me as I try to think of new and inventive ways to celebrate the legacies of such venerable African American statesmen like RALPH BUNCHE or RUDY RAY MOORE. What better way to celebrate than by throwing a contest here at DP Dot Com.

I decided to hook up with Facebook (puns always intended) for this event. Facebook is currently the defacto online social network system now that Friendster has been found to be too faggy and MySpace is totally too ‘hood. BTW, have you become my friend on Facebook yet?

This contest was inspired by my Facebook friend SHANIEL JACKSON and her frequent posts to my Super Wall. I could prah’lee become king of the internets if I had 100 friends like SHANIEL so I decided to have 10 friends like SHANIEL. Almost. I just sent out 100 friend requests to people whose first names began with SHANI. This includes, but is not limited to SHANIECE, SHANIQUA, SHANITRA and just plain SHANI. I kept my shit truly democratic and anyone whose name begins with a SHANI can get it. My Facebook friendship, of course.

HERE’s WHAT YOU CAN GET…

For Black History Month I will have a bevy of classic jig cinema available for FREE to the person who has the most friends with names beginning with SHANI. This contest is open to everyone with a Facebook account. The friends on your page can be girls or guys, and since this is Black History Month we will keep shit fully inclusive and fully integrated. The friends on your page can be white as well as Black. Just because February has an extra day this year don’t sleep on this contest. Get it crack-a-lackin’ with the quickness if you want your free flicks.

GHOST DOG
BROOKLYN BABYLON
DEEP COVER
BELLY
and more…

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CALL ME KEVIN >>>>> CLOVERFIELD

Monday, February 11th, 2008

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The Kaiju Big Battel was church as always. As a matter of fact I think they are getting better with their presentation. About two thousand people packed themselves inside of Webster Hall for the performance with many kids going all in with their own versions of Kaiju helmets.

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kaiju bb

Chocolate Snowflake and I found ourselves a sweet spot on a speaker near the stage. I snuck in a bottle of Belevedere and we enjoyed Belvy x Red Bull cocktails all night.

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kaiju bb

The bouts were all action-packed and there were some new Kaiju characters introduced to us plus my old favorites like Dr. Cube’s minion Grunyon. Here are some of the names of the Kaiju heroes…

  • Power Ranjeru
  • Steam Powered Tentacled Boulder
  • Dust Bunny
  • American Beetle
  • The Sea Amigos
  • In the championship match Grunyon faced off against Kaiju champion Call Me Kevin. Grunyon beat down Call Me Kevin but lost the match on a technicality. I have a gang of pixs of the Kaiju Big Battel in the Blu Cheez photo gallery. Check ’em out when you get the chance. Everything is safe for work.

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    kaiju bb

    kaiju bb

    ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SNEAKERS…

    Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

    paris

    I was obviously very happy to be there in front of the Gare de Lyon train station in Paris. If you get a few coins gifted to you from Uncle Sam on your tax returns I suggest you take a trip to London or Paris. C.S. and I made that jump only two years ago… Damn, it seems a lot longer now. By hook or crook I am getting my passport stamped again this summer.

    Whenever I think of going overseas I think of rocking my adidas. Nike has all my U.S. maneuvers on smash, but as soon as I get to an international airport I have to fucks with the three stripe brand. I’m not saying that I won’t copp an exclusive pair of Nikes if I come across them, word to my UNDFTD Dunks, but you gotta understand that adidas runs the sneaker game everywhere other than the States and Japan.

    adidas Originals has been hitting up my e-mail with some promo offers like free shipping and the what not. I don’t need free shipping since the adidas Originals store is on my downtown radar anyhoo. I just have to fall through and get at the bossman Dantana for my i.C. discount. Let’s see what they are working with that might be worth the trip…

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    The Decade Hi
    I fucks with these for the gold accent and the gumsoles. However, I am changing the lacing to black though because gold laces make me look like I’m trying too hard to bring back kangols and dookie ropes.

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    The ZX Air Jamaica
    adidas stays representing for the ‘yardboys and ‘yardgirls. Word to MAVIS BAILEY.

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    The ZX Stealth
    See how the black laces just smooth out the leather upper? This is a nice little shoe to fuck around on some classy, casual shit. You gotta have a pair of kicks that you can wear with a blazer or sportjacket and look like you still mean business.

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    The ZX Safety Soles
    Nike does this neon green on a lot of their running shoes and adidas does the safety orange. The ZX is a signature styleway platform from adidas that can go really high end depending on what leathers and materials they insert on the shoe.

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    The ZX 800
    This is what I’m talking about. Premium leather and suede. adidas needs to keep making these joints. Not so much for the next pair…

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    The ZX Black History Month
    I ain’t mad at adidas because they are trying to fuck around with that Nike clientele. Someone might copp these joints and think they were holding it down for Africa. They’d be wrong though.

    rod laver

    The Rod Laver
    Fuck these mesh Rod Lavers. adidas needs to bring back the all leather Lavers with the oxblood soles. I’ll copp two pairs of those joints. The all leather Lavers are one of the gemstones that adorn the Holy Grail of sneaker collecting.

    BO-DEY-GAHHHH!

    Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

    bodega

    A little over a year ago CASIMIR, RAFI and I put together a film based on the food choices that people from the “poorest urban county in America” make on the daily. We started filming this movie in the South Bronx neighborhood called Hunts Point. When I tell you about a residential neighborhood that is fucked the fuck up… There isn’t a supermarket chain or even a commercial bank in the area. There is a detention center in the ‘hood though, the infamous Spofford Youth Center.

    Folks here in Hunts point are on the way down and not up, and the services that the community receives reflect as much. This is how the city views this community socially, politically and economically. This isn’t how we saw the neighborhood though and when you put aside the humor that we placed into the Bodega video you should see the point of equal access. The people of the South Bronx and ALL of New York City must have access to healthy and nutritional foods. In this city of millions of people where billions of dollars are generated on the regulack there must be some equity for our most marginalized residents. Only then will NYC be the greatest city on Earth.


    NEW JERZ! PUT YOUR QUARTER WATERS IN THE SKY!

    ‘Bodega’ will be featured this weekend at the Black Maria Film Festival starting on Friday night. Come out and politic with the i.C.’s as we kick off the BMFF’s 2008 season.

    CHEA!

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    bodega

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    bodega