Archive for the ‘Straight Laced’ Category

The Sidewalk Street Hustler Supreme…

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

chukka

A.J. Wright is selling the classic Timberland Chukka for cheap!

Someone needs to do me a favor and take a look inside of their local A.J. Wright.

See if those fools have a size 12.

ernie

If you have visited the comments section here over the last month then you have heard ERNIE talk about the books he is releasing through LuLu dot com. Here’s the one that all we vultures for pop culture have been waiting for…

Rap, Pop and Soul Headshots

Who is in this book?!?

Everyone is in this book.

Sister Street Fighter Kicks Major ‘A’…

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

sister street fighter

We talked about SONNY CHIBA a few weeks back and I decided to send out my ‘Street Fighter’ DVD’s to whomever wasn’t familiar with the bad-ass brutality that is SONNY CHIBA. The ‘Street Fighter’ franchise spun off in so many different angles that my head hurts just thinking about it. One of the directions was the Sister Street Fighter series. SONNY CHIBA made a brief appearance in the first movie, but the story has little to do with the mercenary culture of the Street Fighter.

From what I gather ‘Sister Street Fighter’ is what the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ series was based upon. Imagine a group of hot chicks that do super dangerous detective work by infiltrating the Yakuza and killing the assassins of the Japanese mob. These ladies are mean as hell and they get it in while wearing make-up and high heels. I think of these movies as Chinese exploitation flicks. The only thing they are missing is a fly soundtrack from CURTIS MAYFIELD.

I’ve got a copy of ‘Sister Street Fighter’ for anyone who gets down for that kick ass karate action. Take a look at one of the films that your boy TARANTINO used to create his Kill Bill storyline. Thank Combat Jack too for supplying the connect.

sister street fighter

FREEDOM FRIDAYS 5th YEAR ANNIVERSARY…

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

freedom front

freedom front

The Best Of DOOOOOOM…

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

doooooom

As a salute to one of the baddest comic book villains of all time and a herald to the next great sub-genre of rap music – SuperHero Rap, the folks here that produce DP Dot Com are issuing limited edition ‘Best Of Dooooom’ packages.

Each package includes a Dr. Doom Marvel Icons action figure, a Fantastic Four comic book featuring Dr. Doom and a compilation CD with tracks from MF Doom a/k/a MadVillain a/k/a Victor Vaughn a/k/a KMD.

Do you want to support the programs here at DP Dot Com? Do you want to get some super sweet ish for your home collection? The package is only $25 U.S. and that includes USPS priority S/H with delivery confirmation.

Consider this your donation to a network like National Public Radio except the instead of padding the bank accounts for the Jews that run the media you will be paying the bandwidth expenses for a Jew that lives in his mother’s basement. Fanboys stand up!

PayPal – bluecheese28@hotmail.com

doooooom

2008 cRap Music Fantasy League – Q1 Registration

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

negroes

Here’s how this shit works…

Choose a name for your very own record label…

Inside the comments section you will select eight(8) individual artists. Of those eight(8) artists at least one(1) must be a female rapper. Not a man who likes to kiss other men, but an actual female. Each roster must contain one(1) R&B genre entertainer.

*FYI* R.Kelly, T-Pain and Queen Latifah can each be considered either R&B singers, and or cRappers

If you are confused on how to submit your label name and roster then please let ome of the veterans submit their choices. People will select similar artists. The key is to select the five or six artists that typically score a lot of points while including a couple of dark horses to your roster who come out of no where to do smart dumb rapper shit and score points for your label.

Being a good cRap Music Mogul isn’t always about record sales. Often it’s about criminal indictments and lawsuits. Diddy remains in the top 10 cRap Music Fantasy League lineup for all the lawsuits he accrues. Foxy Brown hasn’t released an album in who knows how long yet she scores points for her label owners by maintaining her arrest docket.

For more information on the rules and scoring of the cRap Music Fantasy League read these drops…

  • cRap Music Fantasy League Rules
  • cRap Music Fantasy League Point System
  • ** Note: The only time an artist may be moved from one’s roster is if he dies during the quarter in play. The roster still will gain the 1000pts for the cRapper’s death. This is the new Pimp C rule.

    Don’t submit your roster in the comments section until you have carefully thought it through. There will be a confirmation e-mail sent to you after the registration period is over.

    ***Registration for Q1 2008 ends midnight 12.31.2007 EST