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Re: BATTLE OF THE MYSPACE BABY PICS…

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

baby blogger

In the first battle of the baby MySpace pics nekkid baby blogger took out the competition from an assortment of iNternets Celebrities like GABEROCKKA, Humanity Critic and D-Nice. Even New York Giants superstar running back RYAN GRANT was bested.

This next battle is for supremacy inside the lovely ladies division. Let’s see who the queen of the baby MySpace pics is going to be.

fresh

FRESHIFER LOPEZ a/k/a FreshLo
Even as a baby she was sitting in the throne. You should already know that Fresh is the queen of these iNternets from her grind at Crunk & Disorderly. If you don’t know, please ask somebody.

unruly


Baby Unruly Brown a/k/a One Cool Honey Baby
Unruly Brown is a vet on the blogging set. I fucks with Unruly because she is all about her business. If you got a dream and you are ready to work on the plan then make sure you have her in your corner to help you stack that paper.

sasha

Phoenix Rising
Most of you folks that have been to the DP Dot Comments Section know this sister as Sasha. Here you see her going for the gold medal in a two-piece cheerleader outfit that gets ROBERT SYLVESTER’s vote. Yikes!.

twins

The Cocoa Twins
It’s hard not to eff with Aunt Jackie’s Cocoa Twins.

es dubbz Shorty Whitebread says, “Eff what you heard! I always caught young wood for this Jamaican nanny that I had back when I was three. I have no idea if there is a Hell when I leave this planet, but I know where I came from, and the twins are the doorknockers to Heaven’s gate.”

Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, Lust = Love, Straight Laced, Wig Owners | 16 Comments »

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water…

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

jaws

It’s Shark Week on Discovery Channel until Aug. 3rd!

I remember seeing ‘Jaws’ in the movie theatre eons ago. I remember being so shook that I wasn’t just scared to go into a pool. I was too scared to go to the bathroom at night after the lights were turned off. I don’t think I’m the only person with a healthy fear of sharks either. They are magnificent, terrible animals that have been designed for a singular specific purpose. Without their presence the basic ecological system of the ocean would be sent asunder. But even this perfect biomachine can be destroyed by us.

I love Discovery Channel’s ‘Shark Week’ even more than ESPN’s ‘SportsCenter’. Between the two there is no other reason for owning basic cable. Combine Shark Week with the ‘Planet: Earth’ nature series and you have the greatest documentary ever created about our natural environment. This planet will be changing rapidly from pollution and contamination so I suggest you get in where you fit in because when it’s gone it will be all gone.

jaws

I’m fucking with this joint tonight called ‘Perfect Predators‘ which will detail the adaptations that sharks have that make them invincible killers in the ocean. Did you know that Great Whites can breach the water? To see that shit on tape is ridiculous. Can you imagine how fast the shark must have to move in order to go airborne from the water?

For the rest of the week I’m staying in the shallow end of the kiddie pool.

pwned!

Posted in Fanboy Ish, Straight Laced, When I Reminisce... | 15 Comments »

REBEL RAP ROCK PUNK FUNK RENEGADES…

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

rage

No matter what you call them, these fools gets busy.

See y’all when I get back from the concert.

Posted in Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Straight Laced, T.O.N.Y., When I Reminisce... | 7 Comments »

‘YE TUDDA Says “WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE!?!”

Friday, July 27th, 2007

kanghey

To wrap up our week with guest editor, rapper KANYAYZE WEST, we thought we’d ask him one of the most important questions concerning Hip-Hop right now. It’s not about politics, or sales figures, or even who has the sickest rhyme flow of all time. The question is so much realer than that. In the words of DP Dot Com sponsor and award winning blogger ZILLZ from Zilla Says, the ultimate questions is “What Does It Smell Like!?!”(click on icon)

zillz

WDISL!?! gets to the core of the human condition. If we are nothing more than animals walking upright (most times) then why don’t we give the proper credit to that sense which conveys our emotional state? Smell is as, if not more important than sight, and WDISL!?! proves this without a doubt. Let’s take a look at some images along with ‘YE TUDDA and find out what his nose knows…

serena

SERENA WILLIAMS a/k/a CHOCOLATE SHE-HULK

serena

‘YE TUDDA says, “Serena boonkey is thick, but the streets say that she smell like a wrestler on Andro. Plus I imagine that she has played with her share of dirty, sweaty tennis balls. I wouldn’t trust it until I see a picture from the front side. Serena might could be one of those chicks who got a ‘surprise’ for you.”

 nahh mayne

deelishus

DEELISHUS

deelishus

‘YE TUDDA says, “Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Flav gave her that little taste of Hollywood, but deep inside she is still a hoodrat that you drink 40’s and smoke blunts with. Wasn’t she the Flav chick that shitted on herself?”

 nahh mayne

buffie

BUFFIE The BODY

buffie

‘YE TUDDA says, “First off, homegirl’s booty is wild retarded. Shit is just stupid big. I know she can’t wipe her ass right so you best believe there is still some doodee caked up in the crack. And I smell burning latex from all the niggas that done smashed that. Play at your own risk homey.”

 hell nahh

longwhoria

EVA LONGWHORIA

longwhoria

‘YE TUDDA says, “I smell mangos, stinky ass French cheese and used gym socks. Every Mexican chick I ever fucked with loved mangos, and because of her man you know she already got that crazy French people b.o. from the shit they eat. I might would still hit it though.”

 meh

myspace shawty

SEXY YOUNG MYSPACE HONEY

myspace shawty

‘YE TUDDA says, “Ba’ygirl smell like potpourri, paby bowder and a hot, sweet cinnamon roll. She was only seventeen, but she was sexy. I love when these young girls get onto MySpace and act like this was the first time that they did a striptease. Chick please stop frontin’!”

 ye says yay

Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Crappers, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., Lust = Love, Straight Laced, The Guest Room | 21 Comments »

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

kanghey

We all agree that KANYE WEST is the freshest rapper in the game right now. Between him and LIL’ WANG there aren’t any artists whose styles are as thoroughly discussed and disseminated on the streets (read: internets). My peeps over at Flawless Hustle e-mailed me some of the Air Max designs for upcoming Fall ’07 release. Since KANGHEY is pitching in this week as the guest editor I thought I’d find out what he thinks of these joints.

These Air Max 90 are part of a package called HUFquake. HUF is a designer that NIKE collabs with much in the same way I do when I visit the NIKE I.D. studio, except HUF is allowed an even sicker array of leathers and colorways to choose from, and HUF gets about fifty free pairs to give away to his friends. I have to pay for my shit.

Still and all I can’t help but to style on these fools. These pieces are crispy enough to be church shoes. Peep the elephant skin print on these I.T.’s. These joints look B.A.N.A.N.A.S.

hufquake

meh ‘YE TUDDA says “Hell yeah!”
My Japanese connects already sent me four pairs of them Airs.

Since y’all are cool with me, print out this 30% Off Discount Coupon to Foot Locker and do your thing. Tell ’em ‘YE TUDDA sent you.

Posted in Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, Sneaker Fiends United, Straight Laced, The Addict | 12 Comments »

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