Archive for the ‘No Boutros Boutros… Ghali’ Category

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, February 5th, 2010

dj pinky

SFU’s Aussie bureau commisioner PINKY organized his own SFU-OZ tour. Thr first stop was at the New Balance outlet.

FOOLISH MORTALS…

Friday, February 5th, 2010

fools

I got a text message from fellow IC Rafi Kam telling me to switch up my steez on the IC TWitter page. My TWits about booger sculpting and duelzes are good and amusing, but if we are going to take the Internets Celebrities to a larger audience then we are gonna have to feed the associated IC info portals with content that brings people in (read: corporate). He’s right too. Maybe if we’re lucky we can get a deal from a community based corporation like McDonald’s. If the Dollar Van Demos people figured it out by being on their grind and in the right place at the right time I think we can definitely do something similar.

The point I took from his text message was to use the filter that acknowledges the sensibilities of the other people I am in bed with [ll]. I have the same problem sometimes when I am fuxing with the fools. It only takes someone’s crooked eyes to set shit off, but if I used my connections to get something done for the collective I don’t want someone making a decision that fux up my chances of being successful. The dance isn’t difficult either for me. And in truth, I want this shit so bad from the bottom of heart. I’ve been heartbroken before too, so that is why I may act like I don’t care.

I’ve been wild frustrated at not being able to come here and talk to you like we have previously. This place is my sanity in a world that doesn’t really understand me nor does it care. Everybody’s got their own problems to deal with. This site makes me feel special [ll]. Like I’m not too crazy, or too perverted, or too disrespectful. But that is this site and the Internets Celebrities is bigger than only DPdotcom. Sure, it’s another place where I exist, but I live there with other people. For the month of February I’m living on the IC TWitter page. So sign up already if you haven’t.

I promise to keep my filter on so I’m not so foolish.

VIDEO BONUS * VIDEO BONUS * VIDEO BONUS
Before ‘Saur locked horns with Freddie Foxx he gave internets princess TeLisaD some flipcam footage. lollersk8s!

The New-Old Butch Cassidy And Sundance Kid…

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

sherlock holmes

I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about the Sherlock Holmes flick? Director GUY RITCHIE merc’ks this joint. Robert Downey Jr. continues his white hot streak. Jude Law is on some high level co-star shit. The movie just deserves a lot more acclaim.

Ritchie has made some indie cult classic shit with a relative ‘zero’ budget in Hollywood terms so the jury was undecided on whether or not he could craft a flick with the mass appeal. I think this is his best film to date. All the elements that have made Ritchie’s films so damn entertaining are contained in Sherlock Holmes.

Wordplay. Ritchie’s writers are surgical with the pen when it comes to the details. Downey Jr. and Law’s rapport is classic English gentlemen wry wit. I’m not talking about some staid plaid and tweed tee-totaling bullshit either. These two characters go inside and outside of the law to get it done. The action sequences have Ritchie’s trademark slow-stop-motion close up karate chop leg breaking efficiency. I wish Ritchie were directing the action sequences for the new Batman films because his style is that good.

Fux the hyperbole! Go see Sherlock Holmes and if you tell me that shit ain’t tha’ sheet I will refund your ticket.

*fingers crossed behind back

My Hard Drive Weighs A Ton…

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

miuzi


Jay Electronica – ‘My Uzi Weighs A Ton’

^ I fux with this track.



heatrox 95s
heatrox 95s

Further proof that great minds think alike…

Sean Price told me to peep his latest video titled ‘Heat Rock’ which is a collabo with rapper RedLightBoogie from Amsterdam. Somebody pass the Dutch. Hail Meg.

via 2DBz

’Ye-Alikes: A History of Kanye & Amber’s Coordinated Outfits
via NahReezy

Who’s coming out 2morrow nite (Monday 02.01.10)?

onsmash invasion

via OnSmizzle

INTERNETS FTW!!!

See you in the building.

Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow, Part II: Athletes Making Moves on the [ll]ow

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

ill

“Men marryin’ men – i[ll]!” (c) Ghost-dini

Today brought more revelations of brothers making us proud by making powerful moves on the super duper [ll]ow.

Tiger Acts Tigerish with Menfo[ll]k – ROWR!

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Eric Green Goes Brown:

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