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Dallas Puts The Heat On Ice…

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Haha. It appears some bandwagon Heat fan has taken umbrage with the Miami meltdown and tossed their limited edition LeBron James kicks into the round file. Unfortunately for Miami it was the only thing related to LeBron James last niight that went INTO a basket.

LeBron didn’t have a poor shooting line, altho’ he made most of his shots in the 1st half. James was quiet in the final period. The real controversy brewing in Miami however isn’t even about James lackluster late game playoff performances, but the fact that he has six(6) toes on his right foot.

So the question I have is how many toes does LeBroad James need to have on his feet just to hit a clutch basket in an elimination playoff game?

BREAK4TRUTH * BREAK4TRUTH * BREAK4TRUTH

JaySmooth breaks down the unspoken truth of the sports industrial complex

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Miami’s Disappearing Act…

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

What happened to that boy?

LeBron James is not a closer.

Kobe Bryant > Michael Jordan > Dirk Nowitzki > LeBron James

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I’m Still Hungover…

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

There’s a reason they call it Bhangkok and not BhangKUNT. [ll]

People will agree that sequels generally sux ass. Except for The Empire Strikes Back and Futuristic Brunch, of course. Sequels are where filmmakers snooker the audience into sitting around for another few hours to try and relive the nostalgia of the previous classic vehicle.

Hangover 2 is not that sequel. Hangover 2 is better than Hangover, just like a balls out night in Bhangkok is way iller than a night in Vegas. A night in Bhangkok could have you shot, maimed, killed, or worse, it could have you lose your asscheek’s virginity.

All I’ma say is that Hangover 2 might be the summer sleeper classic of 2011. I expected to have a few laughs, but this shit was out of its mind. Ed Helms and Bradley Cooper were hilarious while Zach Galifinakis pwned the movie. Zach Galifinakis is who Jack Black would be if he were really funny.

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KanYe’s Officially A Monster…

Sunday, June 5th, 2011

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What is KanYe West if not a magnet for controversy. Pop music’s prolific agent provocateur finally unleashes the video to his monster smash ‘Monster’.

I’m still complaining that the last artist vignette wasn’t Nicki Minaj beating the crap out of a Lil’ Kim look-a-like. That would have been really controversial.