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The Association 2010: Fastrack To Futility…

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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Nets fans were surely still celebrating the team’s 6th win coming against the Boston Celtics so you might could imagine a let down was inevitable when the Nets matched up with the morale depleted and manpower decimated Washington Wizards.

Wiz guard Randall Foye who grew up in Newark decided to punish the Nets. Can you imagine how hard dude would have gone in[ll] if the Nets played in the Prudential Center on Market Street in downtown Newark? Sonn would have been a monster.

Why aren’t the Nets playing in Newark anyhoo? The Prudential Center was built for an economical $375M. That might be the reason the Nets haven’t moved their yet. Their ownership is trying to squeeze more money from the taxpayers for their subpar product.

That figures, isn’t that how Jay-Z sold the Blueprint 3.

BTW, scoring streak aside. Kevin Durant is the Association’s MVP this year.

Peace 2 Ernie Paniccioli…

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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^ (c)Ernie Paniccioli

Ernie P is a big fan of DP.com and one of the most understated historians of my lifetime. Is it because he has faithfully documented Hip-Hop history, as opposed to rock music or jazz? Is it because he has lived a life of talking truth to power? Is it because Ernie can be a surly curmudgeon when he senses a lack of sincerity in others?

The answer is all of the above.

I’m lucky ro call Ernie my friend even tho’ he will spit flames in my comments section over my sneaker collection or my appreciation of the 808s & Heartbreak album. Notwithstanding, Ernie Paniccioli has dedicated a lifetime to documenting the American experience for all peoples of color no matter their level of celebrity or notoriety.

I say all of this because I would like you to consider Ernie’s art if you have a few coins available to you. Ernie has several photobooks self-published on Lulu.com and I promise you they are the best history lesson you can receive on Hip-Hop.

Honda Knows How To AC’ Right…

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

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The auto show will be here in NYC in a few weeks and I am already lining up the obamas I’m going to fall thru. Nothing goes better with a car than copious amounts of alcohol. I don’t support driving drunk tho’. It’s better to pull over so that you don’t spill your shit.

The best party so far looks to be the unveiling of the Acura concept crossover, the ZDX. This car is the blending of sports coupe speed, sedan interior space and the roadmanship of an SUV. Plus its an Acura and their track record is nearly flawless. I remember when they first dropped the MDX.

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The MDX was the answer to the BMW X5 and the Lexus RX series. It’s a mid-size SUV with decent power (V6-V8) and superior handling. The MDX was my dream whip for several years. From driving Acuras previously I knew the dynamic nature of Honda engineering.

Acura pushed the performance level upwards with the production of the RDX. This whip is smaller than the MDX but it handles way better and looks a bit sportier. The RDX designers definitely took some cues from Subaru because the RDX reminds me of the Dakar rally cars that Subaru has made popular.

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The ZDX is the most aggressive looking Acura concept SUV to date. This car looks like its built for getting triple digits on the Interstate. The idea is to give the SUV the pleasures of a roadster. The typical height of the sport utility vehicle is lowered a bit, but the stance still puts you above the road and above a sedan or coupe.

The speed bubble profile of the Acura ZDX reminds me of my new favorite dream whip, the BMW X6. Look at the interior and tell me if that doesn’t look like a sports coupe cockpit [ll]? The ZDX is definitely going to be a cockpit for some lucky ladies. With a ticket price of 45 stacks I’m sure that whoever cops this whip will have a ThunderDome allowance. Acura stays winning because Honda will… Not… Lose.

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POLITRICKS 2010: Blindsided…

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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The Democratic machine wanted NYS governor DAVID PATERSON to sit the fux down for the next election round. He ended up in the big seat at the statehouse by accident in the first place. SPITZER wasn’t supposed to get taken down so rudely, but ELIOT didn’t play nice with Wall Street and Wu-Tang Clan told us all that cash rules everything around us. So when SPITZER became deposed we all ended up with the booby prize. PATERSON had his chance to go quietly when OBAAMA told him to back down, but instead PATERSON tempted fate and now the hounds have been released.

I’m not a PATERSON h8r tho’. He’s balanced the state budgets when the the truth is that the majority of the money for this state is generated in an area that comprises 1/2400 of the state’s total area. I’m referring to NYC naturally. But PATERSON is part and parcel of politricks and anything goes in politricks. There is blood in the water and the sharks are circling. The only question is if PATERSON will be dragged under or barely escape by losing a leg below the knee? If this were 10 years prior then PATERSON might could call on his buddy CHARLIE RANGEL to help him get over the hump, but in 2010 RANGEL is an even bigger legislative liability than PATERSON is.

DAVID PATERSON knew the machine was coming for him and now he has nowhere to turn. The kingmakers are ready to give the throne back to the prince in waiting as a repayment for the unceremonious dumping of his father, the noble MARIO CUOMO. The godfather governor was ushered out of Albany on a rail as part of the liberal purge which also saw DAVID DINKINS get the boot from City Hall. ANDREW CUOMO has been groomed to be NYS governor since way back. It’s kind of interesting when you live long enough to see families anointed into political offices as opposed to actually being elected (see BUSH family).

STILL THIRSTY…

Friday, February 26th, 2010

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I spoke with Thirstin’ Howl 3rd and he is excited to be a part of the ‘Lo-End Theory event. Thirst has over two decades living the lifestyle of lusting for lavish shit. I’m honored that he wants to work with me and trusts my judgement in moving his message to the masses.

The thing that I think makes Thirstin’ Howl 3rd one of the most important artists for the digital generation is that he has been a fiercely independent artist from day one. He’s avoiding signing away his honor and his integrity to a group of people that don’t understand his passion.

If New York City is going to have a rap renaissance then it will be born in Brooklyn. The underground scene here is diverse and vibrant. It’s almost as colorful as the ski jackets you see in the above picture. I want y’all to get ready for passionate, gritty, soulful rap music from my peoples SEAN PRICE, MEYHEM LAUREN, TIMELESS TRUTH and THIRSTIN’ HOWL 3rd.