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I went to a dinner party at my boy MALIK’s crib to watch the nomination speech from BARACK OBAAMA. In terms of political speak it was one of the best speeches I have ever heard. BARACK OBAAMA did a fantastic job of connecting JOHN McCAIN with the current presidential administration. I remember when the G.O.P. connected AL GORE to the CLINTON administration. That shit stuck like a motherfucker too.

What’s funny to me is that OBAAMA seems to be more BUSH-like policywise than JOHN McCAIN. Didn’t OBAAMA just co-sign the FISA bill that exempted the telecom providers from criminal prosecution? That single piece of legislation was one of the most damaging documents to the civil liberties of Americans. If the government isn’t going to protect our rights then no one will. I guess this is that own-ership that OBAAMA was referring to. The other G DUBBZ similarities are the two daughters and the reported past affinity for the “white girl” (no Alice Blackwell).

There isn’t much I gleaned from OBAAMA’s speech as to exactly how we are going to accomplish the goals that he has set out for us like returning industry back to America and educating the children. I shouldn’t have expected too much in the way of substantive methodology since the Republicans are backpedaling as we speak. The G.O.P. convention organizers are considering pushing back their shindig because of the hurricane now threatening the Gulf Coast.

Memo to the White House: (not like they read these damn things anyhoo)
You are already three years too fucking late.

My favorite part of OBAAMA’s speech was his reference to the droll 1980’s sitcom that starred DICK Van PATTEN called ‘Eight Is Enough’. Eight years of the G DUBBZ administration has certainly been enough for my viewing pleasure. It’s been high time to cancel this series. What I’m worried about is OBAAMA and BIDEN being the cast for the reruns.