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Jail: Still Fucked The Fuck Up…

Monday, July 21st, 2008

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Here’s a surprise for your eyes…

Jail is still a shitty place to call home. If you were thinking about doing a bid to help increase your street credibility in order for you to sell some fucking records then you need to reconfigure your business plan. In one of the nations largest single site prisons the Federal monitors found that life was shitty for inmates and guards alike, but the guards chose to use the inmates to rel;ease their tensions, while the inmates chose other inmates.

Feds Blast ‘Culture Of Abuse’ At Chicago Jail

I’m not one of those folks who thinks that jail should be anything else but a place to keep the unsociable element of our society away from the rest of the people who are already beat down by the economic system. My big concern is that the U.S. system of justice has been primarily unjust to just us. Notice all the people in Texas who have had their convictions overturned when the district attorneys now in office started using DNA evidence and common sense.

I’m not saying that more people should be going to jail either, even though there are far more white arrested for drug offenses than the Blacks who are currently serving time. This isn’t for racial equality that I submit this drop. There are way too many Americans tied up in the court system for all kinds of shit. Prisons have become the catchall answer to responding to an under-educated, under-trained, ever-expanding poverty class.

I don’t believe that JONH McCAIN has the volition to examine how we treat our citizens and I’m not sure that BARACK has the willpower to address this situation at all. Our first Black president presided over one of the worst spikes for incarcerating African Americans since the days of slavery. G DUBBZ has simply continued the awe-full trend. We are approaching a point that we will will have a segment of our populatiuon that is readily programmed for institutionalization. And these aren’t universities I am speaking of.

Or are they?

Dilation ‘N Curettage by MAXINE

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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Editor’s note: DP Dot Com’s Rocky Mountain correspondent MAXINE drops by to say “Hi haters!”

The United States of America is a fucking bleeding uterus in need of a full hysterectomy, or something that will clear out the decaying, rotting, decomposing putrid policies of old. Got your attention? The DNC (dilation and curettage) is a medical procedure that literally refers to opening the cervix and surgically removing its contents.

According to my homeboy who is in med school, the first step in the DNC process is to dilate the cervix which happens a couple hours before the surgery. Using a curette (a metal rod with a loop on the end), the lining of the uterus is gently scraped, removing the lining and any abnormalities.I know what you’re thinking, who the hell wants to have a sharp rod-like object inserted into their pussy for the purpose of “scraping?” Maybe that question is phrased poorly.

The point is, while a seemingly painful and obviously evasive procedure, the DNC actually allows for re-growth of certain cells made overshadowed and complacent by “abnormal” cells. Some women have even reported the process as therapeutic and remedial, a method of destroying and rebuilding, if you will.

Getting in bed with politicians isn’t easy. In some way they are corrupt or have/will use their power to serve a selfish interest. In that case, shit, being human isn’t easy. The DNC that will take place in my city, the Mile High city, is already destined to go down in history. In an age where a white man from North Carolina who gives a damn about the poor is trumped by a brother from the tropics who surfs (no, assholes, not Tim Duncan) and a woman who condones infidelity,
it’s safe to say that somebody needs to witness this shit.

I live so close to the action, hell, I’ll be fucking the convention face to face, and it’s gonna be damn good.

The 3:10 to Denver. You know you wanna ride this train.

Saving The Earth… But For Whom?

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

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At the G-8 Summit in Japan the world’s wealthiest nations have pledged to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by 50% by the year 2050. The first thing that came to my mind was that these countries were really cooking up a plan to cut the world’s population in half. That would certainly reduce emissions.

Richest Nations Pledge to Halve Greenhouse Gas

I can remember when the current presidential administration used scientists to claim that there was no such thing as global warming, and that the air at Ground Zero was safe.

Psyche! Hahaha.

Like anyone able to read the NYTimes now will be thinking about this shit in 2050.

By then robots will be running the planet thanks to SkyNet.

Which reminds me…

Anyone know when the next season of the ‘Sarah Connor Chronicles‘ kicks off?

Don’t H8: STARKEISHA BROWN…

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

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Get your H8 up party people!

The missus and I found ourselves at our close friends’ crib(P-City and wife) for a rooftop BBQ when P-City notified me that he encountered a news story with a protagonist named ‘Starrkeysha’. I laughed out loud since Starrkeysha is the name I had given to Hurricane Katrina because I felt like it would be only Black folks that suffered from her wrath (sadly, I was all too correct). It turns out that this Starrkeysha was an even more evil bitch than that hurricane that kicked New Orleans’ arse.

Pictured above are STARKEISHA BROWN and her 19yr old girlfriend KRYSTAL MATTHEWS. STARKEISHA had a five year old son. STARKEISHA and KRYSTAL used to torture that boy on some shit that would make the paramilitary mercenaries in Iraq wince. The pair starved the child and even burned him on the stovetop. As if that wasn’t fucked the fuck up enough, they allegedly put out cigarettes on the boy’s genitals. None of this killed shorty however.

Child Services officials on a tip from a ghetto snitch (possibly Cam’Ron?) requested that STARKEISHA bring her child into their offices for evaluation. What STARKEISHA did was to abandon her son with a homeless man and bring in two children from a friend of hers. When the officials at Child Services realized the children with STARKEISHA weren’t her own Mrs.BROWN and Mrs. MATTHEWS bolted from the office. The pair was apprehended later along with a third woman.

LaTONYA LANIQUA JONES has also been charged with assaulting the child. She was the babysitter. The pattern here I am highlighting is that nothing good is ever going to come from someone named Starkeisha.

Is all I’m saying.

SO WHO’LL DRIVE THE TAXIS?!?

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

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The Federal Bureau of Investigation, thanks to a big co-sign from the Justice Department is about to take shitting on people’s rights as citizens to a whole ‘nother level. They are going to start racial profiling for alleged domestic terrorists. They will be allowed to start investigations on people deemed “suspicious”. This party people, is the beginning of the end.

FBI Might Use Profiling In Terror Investigations

Whatever happened to doing some investigation? Are people just going to be herded into internment camps? I hope they don’t start targeting iNternets Celebrities.

I hope the internment camps have Wi-Fi.