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1 Girl, 2 Cups…

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

breast cancer awareness

Whenever I think of the summertime my mind turns to thoughts of breasts. Large ones, small ones, areolas and nipples. Most women are pretty self conscious about their breasts too no matter how they look. I can only imagine the feeling that women who have had surgery from breast cancer must feel. Not only is the treatment invasive and life threatening, but there is the psychological damage that cripples some women when they see themselves post-op.

The Lord knows how us men feel about our ballsachs.

I caught a nice little article on my commute today inside of the Wall Street Journal. It describes how doctors are now incorporating the procedures of cosmetic surgeons into the operation for women who are being treated for breast cancer. It is no longer simply enough to remove the cancerous tissue. Doctors are considering the mental well being of the women being treated by making sure that their breasts look healthy and normal.

New Surgery Eases the Toll Of Breast Cancer

Now while I thought this was a great initiative by surgeons who wanted to provide better service to the patients suffering from cancer I realized what was at the root of this trend. Breast augmentation has overtaken nose reconstruction and even liposuction as the most popular procedure choice for cosmetic surgery. I remarked to C.S. that I saw a few high school grads in St. Maarten with their “new boobs from Daddy” graduation present. Not that I was even looking like that.

Cancer surgeons are trying to come up on some of that 90210 cosmetic surgery scrilla. I ain’t mad at them either. If it ultimately means that someone only goes under the knife once for a removal and reconstruction operation then so be it. We have all seen the dangers posed by cosmetic surgery. From Dr. DONDA WEST to MICHAEL JACKSON. This combination surgery doesn’t just save lives it restores dignity and that helps the mamas and the gra’mas get their sex appeal right.

It’s the summertime party people but don’t forget about National Breast Cancer Awareness month in October. As a matter of fact, I suggest you use the summer time to perform as many breast examinations as possible.

There’s A Hulk In Your Medicine Cabinet…

Friday, June 20th, 2008

hulk wolvie

Even while I let the fanboy inside of me enjoy himself you can best believe I have my third eye always turned on and wide open. The ‘Incredible Hulk’ movie was just like ‘Iron Man’ in that it fully described the level at which our government is complicit in crimes against humanity and more importantly, human nature.

The concept of a genetically enhanced human has been floated around for centuries. As soon as doctors and scientists discovered viruses and the antibodies that conquered them they have sought to husband those qualities into humans. So that people could become more productive workers and of course, more productive warriors. As mankind has increased its technology the same degree of knowledge has been applied to creating “better” humans. Eugenics is the precursor to cloning, which will prA’li give way to cybernetic organisms. You know, cyborgs and shit.

A few notes struck me as interesting in the Hulk movie which weren’t detailed fully so my mind has been allowed to speculate on what might be. There is a biologist character in the film who appears to want to help heal Bruce Banner and has used a blood sample of his to create thousands of liters of a blood plasma that mimics Banner’s bloodtype. The biologist has used the plasma to perform untold experiments. The university that the biologist works from is located in Harlem. I believe that the biologist used poor, indigent Harlem residents for his experiments. Just like the pharmaceutical industrial complex does in Africa and Asia.

These experiments are funded in some cases by the United nations, and they are monitored closely in many instances by the Centers For Disease Control. Yes, the same agency located in Atlanta, GA. You might ask yourself why an American public health agency monitors and records the experimental infection of infants with what is described as HIV, but in all reality is simply, and horribly a biotoxin? Are these experiments meant to shed light and provide information on how toxins act and react within our own bodies? Don’t call me a conspiracy theorist. I just read a few comic books. A lot.

I also follow the storyline that describes the military’s need to create supersoldiers. War is hell. Always has been, always will be. This is why Army recruiters typically target young children. An 18yr old is a child. Even if they are given the right to drive a motor vehicle, secure a marriage license and consume tobacco and/or alcohol. Their minds are certainly still childlike and haven’t fully developed the receptors for empathy or compassion. If these young people do return from the war front they have borne witness to sights that transfix them for their entire lives.

The super soldier serum that was being developed was supposed to dissolve the part of the brain that is disturbed when you kill another human. It would be sort of like a lobotomy for your conscience. Is this the serum that General Ross hoped to create inside of the laboratory with his daughter and Dr. Banner? I know I am mixing up the storylines of reality and fantasy fiction, but I wonder which is more believable? The true measure of our civilization isn’t the technology that we create, but how we learn to treat each other as humans.

The avarice of greed has fueled more discovery than simply the search for truth and peace. There is a Hulk inside of us all, and thankfully we don’t know how to unleash it.

hulk wolvie

POLITRICKS 2008: A Rose By Any Other Name…

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

apple

You know how I know that America still isn’t ready for a Blackish president? Because there is still a taboo around words in the English language.

One word in particular.

Cunt.

I was hoping that this word would go mainstream this summer. I love saying it too. It transports my mind to another place. I imagine a cunt to be tasty and sweet like a fruit. Just look at the apple above. That is the image that forms in my mind when I think of a cunt.

JOHN McCAIN loves the word cunt as well. That’s why he called his wife one. I’m pretty sure he was also thinking of something delicious to eat as well. I’m going to say the word cunt fifty times today. It may get me elected into office one day.

GREAT PROFILES IN RACISM…

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

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HENRY LOUIS GATES conducted a great interview with Dr. JAMES WATSON.

This is the same Dr. WATSON that was quoted as saying that Africans evolved at a slower rate than that of Europeans. The interview is fascinating as well as chilling to understand that supremacy has enlisted the utmost scientific minds to create their not so brave new world order. You MUST read this interview…

Color, Controversy and DNA

I agreed with Dr. WATSON when he originally made these remarks. What was obvious to me is that there was a point in history when humans in different regions began to develop different and sometimes drastic techniques and adaptations for survival. Those are the times when the human must evolve. When your surroundings change rapidly and with such a great intensity the only options you have are to swim or drown.

While the humans that lived in Africa were surrounded by a wealth of resources to draw upon the humans that had ventured to the northern reaches of the hemisphere found the opposite. A dearth of resources, particularly nutritional and especially in the winter led these people to commit unspeakable acts in order to survive. A brutal winter would mean that the weakest of the clan would become the meal plan. This is the most hardbody shit evar, but the flesh of a relative, say a child, was the nutritional motivation to carry the cave clan into the spring.

Dr. WATSON recognizes that nutrition and environment play a significant role in a person’s genetic disposition. It is fucked the fuck up that cannibalism has created a smarter, harder class of human beings, but that is not for us to judge or lament. The real question is whether this knowledge will spark a revival in the practise?

Attack Of The Killer Tomatos…

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

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This is why I stay laughing at all of you vegetable cats. Steady talking about how healthy vegetables are compared to meat.

Guess what? Y’all stay losing.

First of all, eating meat is what helped human evolve into human killers.

Secondly, the best vegetable of all was the tomato, but now the tomato is giving people the same diseases that meat does. It looks to me that the tomato has crossed over to the side of the carnivores. All you vegetable lovers have left now is spinach and peppers.

Herbivores stay losing. The dinosaurs. The dodo birds. The Africans.