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REAL ESTATE RACISM…

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

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DP Real Estate Advice: Wherever you see shoes hanging buy some property.

I grew up in one of New York City’s typical outer borough communities. Detached one family houses that were big enough to keep all of your cousins on one floor. A nice little backyard that couldn’t hold more than a rose bush and a crab apple tree. This was the typical working class ‘hood. Fuck what you heard about the urban blight. The sun would still rise every day at 6:30am and that meant you had a chance to do something with your life.

I can’t say enough about how the drug trade changed my neighborhood. Fuck that, it changed the entire city. It made neighborhoods even more segregated than they already were. Not just on some Black and white type shit, but on some haves and have nots type ish. From running through my next door neighbors open kitchen doors when we played manhunt to everyone becoming shut ins and friendly homes becoming locked away castles. Veritable jail cells for those that lived inside.

When I walked through the neighborhood the other day I was amazed to see the final results of the crack epidemic. Instead of seeing my old friends and neighbors emaciated and pale like zombies what I saw was more stark and depressing. The city has changed the zoning and construction codes for the community. The generation old texture of one family homes has been supplanted by multi-story multiple dwelling that have no regard or respect for the scale of the community.

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This is my boy JUMA’s family home. It looks like they are some of the few holdouts still left. You don’t get an accurate feel for the bastardization of scale that has been allowed when you look at JUMA’s house from the front door elevation.

From the side view you can see how truly monstrous these construction code changes really are. The new building on the property adjoining JUMA’s family house is more than twice the bulk (overall square footage) of the existing homes.

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These multiple dwellings are filled to the gills with round the clock renters who tax all the neighborhoods resources especially the infrastructure (roads, water and sewer services). This becomes especially pronounced since their isn’t enough mass transportation to move people in and out of this community efficiently. This is real estate racism.

This shit went down in Corona Queens because we were a predominantly working class Black neighborhood and we were ravaged by illegal drugs.

There are still a few holdouts, but they will eventually be overcome by this unbridled development. This is TASHA COX’ family crib. TASHA was the prettiest girl in the park. Her cousin played for the Mets and nobody effed with her. Her grandfolks still live in the house. They are too old and too proud to leave their home.

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There goes TODD HAGINS’ family home and BARRY BROOKS(R.I.P.) mother’s crib. When your children are dead or in jail you don’t even have someone to continue the legacy of home ownership. When developers pounce on a community like a pack of ravenous jackals you can’t fight them all off.

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My parents left Corona two decades ago, but we maintained our old neighborhood ties through the church on Northern Boulevard, the little league at the Louis Armstrong school, and the fact that I moved into the upstairs of my uncle’s crib on 100th Street when I was 17. My folks went to Long Island to save my younger brother from the sirene call of the streets that I could not resist. Most of the other folks in Corona weren’t as fortunate as my parents. The sunlight is once again being taken from these peoples’ eyes.

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You know when a developer is godless? When he builds his multiple dwelling, his own personal cathedral to commerce right alongside a church and he dwarfs the church by comparison. Would developers be able to run roughshod over residents of a more politically wealthy community. I don’t think so.

GOTHAMist: Chinatown Residents Object to Rezoning Exclusion

UNITED STATES of AMERICA = NORTH MEXICO…

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

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The red area = North Mexico…

Some south westerners took it on the chin [ll] when Absolut vodka ran a spunky ad in Mexico that said California, Arizona and Texas would still be Mexican territories in a perfect world.

When will someone have the guts to admit that Mexicans are better Americans than most Americans?

Mexxos understand farming. With everyone trying to “go green” like it is some fucking red ribbon that you pin to your lapel people need to recognize the Mexxo for already being green. From picking all the fruits and vegertables we consume.

Mexxos drink those little cans of Budweiser, and then pass out on the sidewalk. This just seems like a better method of conserving energy. I have never seen a Mexxo hurl his beer.

Americans want the luxury of buying a three dollar all-cotton t-shirt from Wal-Mart without the notion that maybe our greed and our comfort is why we are out of a job.

THIS CAN’T BE LIFE…

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

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Before this convo goes any further I will need y’all to read this article from the Wall Street Journal…

Violence Roils Black Funeral Parlors

What the fuck is going on Black people? Have gang members become such cowards that they will target funeral services? Where does this behavior come from? To tell you the truth, it’s not that I’m even shocked. Let’s face it, white fucks everything up. What white isn’t busy fucking the fuck up is left for the Blacks to eff up. And the Mexicans. I don’t see the Chinese fucking up too much shit right now.

Other than Tibet.

Who the fuck shoots up a funeral? That is some supreme cowardice shit right there. Sorry white folks, but that is some shit y’all are world renowned for. Smallpox infected blankets, hooded Klansmen, Nazism, David Hasselhoff, that’s all white shit right there. I can’t imagine some Black dude coming up with the idea to shoot up a funeral on his own. This is the only day some of these fools will wear a gotdamned suit and shoes. NOT athletic shoes, but real shoes.

Then again maybe some of these fools deserved to be shot up at a funeral. I can think of several reasons why I might shoot someone at a funeral…

  • That motherfucker wore sneakers
  • That motherfucker wore Timberlands
  • That motherfucker wore a motherfucking doo rag
  • That motherfucker wore prison platts
  • The facts still remain that Blacks are finding new ways to redesign the paradigm for fratricide. I can’t even technically call the information contained in this WSJ article fratricide either. Just because the victims were all Black, and all poor, doesn’t mean that they were any more related to each other or community conscious than other folks of so called different races.

    I have to constantly remind myself that Blacks find themselves in the Americas largely due to the willingness of other Blacks within their regional city/state to capture, kidnap and sell them to arab and european traders.

    Maybe it’s time to stop using the terms ‘brotha’ and ‘sista’ along with ‘my nigga’.

    None of these labels seem appropriate any longer.

    POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

    Saturday, March 29th, 2008

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    “DP’z got that crazy shit!”

    I can’t leave blogging alone. I need the game. It’s my cocaine.

    Dukes and I are running around Atlanta today in search of a PC for her basement. So when I come to visit it can be just like old times.

    Blogging from a Blackberry 8700 is like school on saturday night. No class.

    I’m just gonna throw a few thoughts out there and if you feel like arguing with me just get in where you fit in.

  • Memphis will win the NCAA Final Four championship in honor of the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr’s assassination
  • What does their win have to do with the slain civil rights icon? I think MLK would have selected them on his pool sheet. They’re just that good.

  • I received my “stimulus package”[ll] notice in the mail
  • I call BOLSHEVIK! The language on the notice expressly states that we can hope to recieve UP TO $600. Even though I consider myself part of the working class I don’t qualify for the full handout. There goes my gubernatorial harlot lay-a-way down payment.

  • The Denver Nuggets are about to bounce the Mavs from the Western Conference playoffs
  • N’awlins and CP3 better protect their neck when that happens.

  • Did Charlie Rose get his ass kicked a la Dan Rather’s “What is the frequency Kenneth?”
  • I was watching his show[ll] and sonn had a massive shiner and a bandage over his eye. Fuck that, someone beat his ass down.

  • Atlanta has more fat people than anywhere I have ever been
  • I feel slim up in this bitch.

  • Copp that new Roots album when it drops next month, seriously
  • The Roots represent for the two oldest instruments known to man. The drum which is inspired by eternal thunder is the call to listen up. ?uestlove commands your attention. The human voice is inspired by the animalistic instinct for communication. Black Thought is a beast. ‘Rising Down’ is the album of the year.

    They Shootin! by MAXINE

    Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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    Editor’s note: MAXINE picks up the slack here at DP Dot Com while we traverse the friendly skies.

    STOP!!

    I care too much about the safety of the American flyer not to tell this story. Hear me and understand that there is no ulterior motive or hidden agenda and this is truly for the sake of all who travel through God’s blue sky. This is a true story, from which I have nothing to gain.

    I was on the flight from Denver to Charlotte where the pilot’s gun discharged. I felt weird the whole morning. You know how you just feel it? I knew there was something I needed to pay attention to and as a very alert and instinctual person these gut feelings have helped me in the past so I knew
    not to dismiss them.

    We boarded and began preparing for takeoff, I was having a pleasant conversation with one of the male flight attendants about the warm weather sure to greet us in Charlotte, and I noticed one of the first class passengers being shaken and tossed about! Surely this was not US Airways policy and I was not going to stand for this direct violation of human rights so I marched over straightaway and said,

    “He is a human being first, even if he is flying first class!!!”

    The flight attendant responded, “Well show me your W-02 forms then if you think I’m being so unfair.”

    Hmm.

    I retreated to 22F and returned to praying for my “Baron Davis Twists Ankle” headline before opening the Denver Post. We settled in, me enjoying the view from my window seat, when an hour in I heard glass shattering! The commotion seemed to come from the front of the plane so I immediately pulled off my sunglasses and headed in the direction of someone needing assistance.

    Forgetting my own safety, I threw the curtain aside and hurled myself all the way through the first class cabin to the door of the cockpit. I knocked and banged repeatedly saying, “This is Maxine, from 22F and I’d like to be let in to facilitate this apparent emergency.”

    The pilots informed me that a bird with what looked like Iraqi markings on its wings had flown a bit too close for comfort so the co-captain pulled out his four-fifth to let him know that US Airways ain’t having it. When the gun discharged it created a small hole in the floorboard so I repaired it quickly using my pocket sized air compressor for oxygen.

    Crisis diverted, I engaged the co-captain in a game of Sudoku and chided him into better spirits, sometimes accidents do happen with guns right?

    “Maxine?”

    “Yes?”

    “Our records show that while you were on Flight 1536 from Denver to Charlotte, you were on the Thursday flight, this incident occurred on Saturday and was not nearly as exciting as you reported it to be.”

    “Ah yes, but the internets are not concerned with the minutae, strawberry yoghurt or vanilla yoghurt, ’tis all the same in the end. What matters not is the day that I went, only that I did go. The matter at hand is the safety of the American flyer!”

    “Yes, but do you think your comments can be seen as, ah, misleading in that what you said happened could not possibly have occurred, given the accounts of the pilots and staff aboard the Saturday flight from Denver to Charlotte?”

    “Listen, I’ve been awake at hours that would make the average American cringe, way past 3am I might add, holding my candle to the light of hope that the Nuggets will make the playoffs. There are causes that require my passion and time so forgive me if I am, God forbid, a sleep deprived human being and forget minor details in a story that happened ages ago.”

    Only in America.

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