Archive for the ‘Harpers Weekly Review’ Category

And Biggie Just Died Again…

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

lil wang

Rap music is gheyer than a bag of penises. Go get a late pass.

The above pic copped from BOSSIP.COM is for the condom promotion that Lil’ Wang is doing. Just when I think he has found the lowest level of jailhouse homoerotica he can pose for he finds a lower level. I won’t ever say that there is something wrong with being ghey, but the level of gheyness in rap music is now even more over the top as the phony gangsterism.

Lil’ Wang has become so ghey that he makes KANYE WEST and JOHN LEGEND appear hyper-hetero. At the end of the day I suppose it is a good thing that Wang uses condoms. Since the GARY BUSEY type dude with the wack hairpiece and the aviator shades looks like he is about to give it to Wang without any leather so soft tenderness. By the time he’s finished all that shit on the hood of the car is going to be inside Lil’ Wang’s poopchute.

Maybe instead of calling these condoms ‘Strapped’ they should be calling these joints ‘Pause’.

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50 Bullets >>> 20 Years

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

sb

Let me start this drop off with the admission that the murder of police officer EDWARD BYRNE was a tragedy. His assignment on the evening he was murdered however reeks of a setup from inside his precinct house.

Why the hell was the first year cop on an overnight witness protection detail all alone?

And seriously speaking, Pappy Mason was a feared drug dealer, but not someone with the power or INFRASTUCTURE to order the murder of a police officer from his jail cell. Shit like Cosa Nostra can do that because they own the infrastructure in the underworld that facilitates that sort of retribution. You have to have so many people on your payroll in legit jobs like judges, court clerks and police personnel so that you still have real-time access to information when you are in the pen.

You think Fat Cat Nichols and Pappy Mason had that kind of network? GTFOH! They were getting wealthy from crack cocaine like all the other Blacks that played their position in the drug trade. The seller’s position that is. Pappy Mason did not have the influence to kill a cop, which in ‘hood terms means that everyone in the ‘hood will be subjected to Hell until the police have drawn their pints of blood. When a Black drug dealer is arrested, even a reputed kingpin, there are a dozen other people ready to fill his shoes, even his mother.

I mention the case of EDWARD BYRNE since it is being bandied about as the officers that are responsible for the murder of SEAN BELL are brought to trial this week. The NYC media reminds us that it has been twenty years since the death of police officer EDWARD BYRNE and somehow these two cases share a connection other than the undeclared fact that this precinct is filled with cops who have little to no respect for this impoverished Black community.

SEAN BELL’s killers are cut from the same cloth as the corrupt police who profited from the drug trade in this southeast Queens community two decades prior. These cops know they live above the law and their derision with the community is manifested through incessant ‘stop and searches’ of pedestrians and motorists. This is the everyday lifestyle for the boro of Queens poorest residents. Your reward for making it into your apartment with your contraband is that now you can self-medicate in order to help you forget the world outside of your cage home.

Don’t believe the hype when the mainstream media tells you that SEAN BELL’s murder is connected to that of EDWARD BYRNE unless they name the precinct captain that ordered both hits.

Whitey On The Moon…

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

time mag

Reports have placed the U.S. spy satellite at approximately 150 miles above the Earth.

150 MILES?!?

That is like walking distance or some shit.

That doesn’t seem far enough above Earth in my mind. If I drive 150 miles from New York City that puts me in south Jersey or some place. If satellites fly overhead at a height of 150 miles above Earth I could prah’lee spot them on a clear day.

They sure as hell can spot me.

Do you think they will ever release the satellite images of NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON getting merc’ked? You do know there was a gang of killers that shived her ass along with her cokehead poolboy RON GOLDMAN?

Oh well, babies will still go hungry in the U.S. while whitey is on the Moon.


GIL SCOT-HERON – ‘Whitey On The Moon’

President’s Day Podcast…

Monday, February 18th, 2008

sieg howdy

Wishful thinking on my part…


The Honey Drippers


Saigon, dead prez & Immortal Technique

AT & T Wi-Fi Pomme Thai Chai On Tap…

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

starbeezy

Say that headline fast five times bitches!

Starbucks gets away with a lot of shit being the boutique drug dealer of the overworked and underpaid white collar labor machine, but at some point someone has got to ask who is watching the watcher (yes to LaBELLE ‘Chameleon’ – copp that shit if you can find it).

It’s not enough that I bought the Strawberry frappucino drink the other day and I had to just stop in my tracks and look at the cup like, “Dayummmm! I should’a had a V8.” Lord knows how high my bloodsugar jumped behind that beverage. Diabetes has got to be some crazy kind of hellish circle in Dante’s Inferno because the journey towards it tastes so damn good.

I’m not even getting at your eyeballs this morning to talk about these insulin inspirations called coffee drinks. Starbucks is sinister enough to charge you five bucks and change for the large drinks, but the real illuminati nonsense comes to play in the company they have selected to distribute wireless internets service inside of their bistros. American Telegraph and Telephone, the same multi-national corporation that holds the licenses for legit iPhones will be pumping up the volume when you download your iTunes playlist inside Starbucks stores.

While corporations laud these developments as synergistic movements I shudder at the idea that my spending habits are transmitted via the world wide web everytime I want a hit of that sugar[ll]. AT & T is the same company facing a class action lawsuit for their participation in the illegal wiretapping program of the G DUBBZ administration? So while Apple Computers, Starbucks and AT & T perform an unholy menage a trois over my dollars I wonder how much more of my information is being transmitted. Especially now that Congress has granted telecoms all types of immunity for sharing people’s personal information.

Aww what me worry? I ain’t got no money anyhoo. Just five dollars in my checking account and a hankering for a caramel macchiato.