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The Best Of DOOOOOOM…

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

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As a salute to one of the baddest comic book villains of all time and a herald to the next great sub-genre of rap music – SuperHero Rap, the folks here that produce DP Dot Com are issuing limited edition ‘Best Of Dooooom’ packages.

Each package includes a Dr. Doom Marvel Icons action figure, a Fantastic Four comic book featuring Dr. Doom and a compilation CD with tracks from MF Doom a/k/a MadVillain a/k/a Victor Vaughn a/k/a KMD.

Do you want to support the programs here at DP Dot Com? Do you want to get some super sweet ish for your home collection? The package is only $25 U.S. and that includes USPS priority S/H with delivery confirmation.

Consider this your donation to a network like National Public Radio except the instead of padding the bank accounts for the Jews that run the media you will be paying the bandwidth expenses for a Jew that lives in his mother’s basement. Fanboys stand up!

PayPal – bluecheese28@hotmail.com

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TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT…

Friday, January 4th, 2008

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The continued dip in the stock market today wasn’t blamed on the sub-prime mortgage lending crisis or the escalating price of a barrel of oil Today’s stock market nemesis is the rising rate of unemployment in the United States. If somebody doesn’t pay attention and quickly we will be on some third world country shit where people are ferried around the places in taxicab bicycles.

Oh.

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The shit I am finding interesting is how many people are reportedly not even showing up for job interviews. WTF?!? That ain’t cool, unless you are really rich and your job interview is at some philanthropy organization you established in order to give away your money. That makes no sense right? Well that’s my point.

Employers increasingly jilted by job seekers

One of the biggest reasons I can imagine for people to juke a job interview is because the position being offered is straight up trash. But even then I wonder why people applied in the first place? Do unemployment benefits remain available for people that only schedule job interviews? It’s difficult for me to take a stand and bitch about corporate greed and outsourcing when more Americans are blowing off the initial stage of the hiring process.

I think companies need to review their benefit packages in order to make their businesses more attractive to people who might otherwise just stay in the parent’s basements. Consider some of these provisions…

  • Casual Mondays – flip flops and sweatpants are all good
  • 24-hr Cable TV Feeds – I’m predicting tremendous productivity during the commercial breaks
  • 3-Day Work Week – Send them home after 72 straight hours because they stink like ass
  • Free McDonald’s Lunch – No lunch for you if you work at McDonald’s
  • Nude Fridays – What is more casual than nothing at all?
  • LIVE FROM THE PLANET OF BROOKLYN…

    Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

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    Have you ever had one of those stretches in your life that you look back upon and you’re just thankful that you were able to witness it? Something like playing C-low and rolling ten headcracks all in a row. Something like having sex with HALLE BERRY without having to hear her speak. Something like finding a check for a million dollars, made out to you. Something like a rapper. Okay, something like a rapper that everyone knows.

    That is how shit has been in 2007 for your nigga on the keyboard…

    Let’s set it off with calling December DP Dot Com’s best month evar. We finished the month with over two hundred thousand individual IP addresses coming through the website and over 1.6 million hits. I’m sure I accounted for at least 10 individual IP numbers my damn self so I thank all of you that made up the difference.

    To my fam, the community of DP Dot Commenters and bloggers that drop their $.02 on the regulack and all of you lurkers that never say shit. Thank y’all.

    Spammers! I see y’all. What’s really good? No, I don’t want any dick pills.

    A special shout out to those of you that found this site while doing a JAYNE KENNEDY Google search. Much respect.

    I owe the credit for most of my traffic surge to ILLSEED @ all hip hop dot com for linking this site to AHH readers.

    Now the job is back on my shoulders to create the content that makes this page worth refreshing several times a day. When I see comments again from ESKAY and KAMOJI then I will know I am back on track.

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    The big L’Chaim goes out to my folks the SPICERS who let CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE and myself crash their pad in Forty Lawdy during the summer. APPLE SPICE hit me on the Wackberry and asked if I wouldn’t mind house-sitting the Brooklyn jumpoff while she and Mr.Blister go O.T. for the holidays. This ain’t no railroad apartment in a Brownsville brownstone either. I’m talking about a view of the Williamsburg Bank building and the MetroTech area. Albeit, you overlook the Atlantic Yards too, but not for much longer.

    Direct TV, SONY plasma screen, 300 thread count bedsheets, lots of greenery, rum and Coke for breakfast, the whole nine…

    Hells Chea!

    For a brief holiday interlude CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE and I drove down to the ‘A’ to visit Mom Dukes in her new Marietta digs. On the way down to the ‘A’ inspiration struck the kid and I proposed to C.S.

    She said yes…

    Hells Chea!

    I know it isn’t very Hip-Hop to want to get married or even engaged now-a-days, after all ‘Love Is A Losing Game‘, but it’s so hard to find good people and good friends that really want to share your dreams, help you succeed, and not steal your ideas. Truthfully, here in New York City I can count those types of friends on one hand. So I placed a ring on the finger of my best friend.

    Thanks in advance for all of the love party people but save your congratulations for if, and when we are actually married. That moment is still a ways away. I can see a light at the end of the tunnel right now, but I’m not so sure if it isn’t just an oncoming freight train.

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    It’s time to get flyer than a muv up in this B.I.

    There was a little sitdown between the i.C.’s and the Ego Trip collective as to how each movement could assist the other. The i.C.’s are considering a leap to another platform for broadcasting our ideas, but the situation has to be so icy, because we are so i.C. True story is that we need to have a whole lot more work floating around also. People forget about you when you aren’t churning videos out weekly, or even monthly, or even quarterly. Ugggh. There are a few videos in the chop shop, but I can’t call it for when they’ll drop. In the meantime and in between time RAFI, CAS and I will be shooting two more projects this month. DO NOT SLEEP ON THE iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES. No, really.

    C.S. and I took a quick drive up to Woodstock to do the new annum on some back to natureboy fireplace jawn. No, there won’t be any pictures posted of my naked New Years run through the snow.

    Shout to everyone that came through DP Dot Com for the New Years. I see you out there…

    And now I’m back up in here.

    Tell a friend to tell a friend about DP Dot Com and you might win a free trip to Hawaii this year. Okay, maybe not Hawaii. How about an unlimited bus and subway Metrocard?

    A DAILY unlimited bus and subway Metrocard!

    NERDITRY, holla at me when you get up top.

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    DP Dot Com Dubbles Up In 2008…

    Monday, December 31st, 2007

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    Happy New Year to RYAN GRANT, the Green Bay Packer’s All-Pro running back. It’s all coming together for homeboy right now. A little over a year ago it wasn’t even known if he would play football anymore. RYAN stuck to the program and now the Packers are favored to get to the Super Bowl this year. Coincidence? Never.

    DubbleUp stuck to the program and maintained his focus to get to the DP Dot Com Football Pool. This was exceptional too considering he missed a week of picks. Let me know what size you wear playboy. Nike Dunks are coming your way. Conversely, I want to send something out to Angry Citizen for scoring the lowest of everyone who submitted their picks every week. Just to show that it’s not where you’re from, but where you’re at and if you eff with DP Dot Com you are always a winner.

    Happy New Year party people, let’s get together again on the other side. We got a lot of shit to talk about.

    Peace…

    2008 cRap Music Fantasy League – Q1 Registration

    Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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    Here’s how this shit works…

    Choose a name for your very own record label…

    Inside the comments section you will select eight(8) individual artists. Of those eight(8) artists at least one(1) must be a female rapper. Not a man who likes to kiss other men, but an actual female. Each roster must contain one(1) R&B genre entertainer.

    *FYI* R.Kelly, T-Pain and Queen Latifah can each be considered either R&B singers, and or cRappers

    If you are confused on how to submit your label name and roster then please let ome of the veterans submit their choices. People will select similar artists. The key is to select the five or six artists that typically score a lot of points while including a couple of dark horses to your roster who come out of no where to do smart dumb rapper shit and score points for your label.

    Being a good cRap Music Mogul isn’t always about record sales. Often it’s about criminal indictments and lawsuits. Diddy remains in the top 10 cRap Music Fantasy League lineup for all the lawsuits he accrues. Foxy Brown hasn’t released an album in who knows how long yet she scores points for her label owners by maintaining her arrest docket.

    For more information on the rules and scoring of the cRap Music Fantasy League read these drops…

  • cRap Music Fantasy League Rules
  • cRap Music Fantasy League Point System
  • ** Note: The only time an artist may be moved from one’s roster is if he dies during the quarter in play. The roster still will gain the 1000pts for the cRapper’s death. This is the new Pimp C rule.

    Don’t submit your roster in the comments section until you have carefully thought it through. There will be a confirmation e-mail sent to you after the registration period is over.

    ***Registration for Q1 2008 ends midnight 12.31.2007 EST