OH WORD is up to their tricks again.
The larger question is what was SACH doing at the free clinic?
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BADUIZM >>> TUBERCULOSIS
Wednesday, August 15th, 2007MEKA SOUL @ 2007 ROCK THE BELLS CALI-FORN-I-A
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007
Editor’s note: You should already know MEKA SOUL from Hip-Hop DX dot Com. The big homie from the left coast submits his photographic correspondence from the front lines of the Rock The Bells concert during it’s California leg. Hip-Hop isn’t dead, it’s just catching some rays in sunny Cali-forn-I-aaayyyyyyyy.
Hip-Hop for sale, but never selling out.
Hip-Hop is NOT dead, it just came out west to get a little Berkeley S.A. poontang.
Hip-Hop is NOT dead, it’s just shacking up with a pink toe in the Valley.
Must. Copp. DOOM. Dunks.
The man in the mask rocked the microphone.
Hip-Hop is NOT dead, so long as PERCEE P is around.
PERCEE P freestyling @ Rock The Bells
DON’T H8 CARMEN ELECTRA’s COOCHIE…
Monday, August 13th, 2007
Editor’s note: Show some love to H8torade™
H8torade™ loves summertime. The ladies are out in short shorts, bikini’s, and cut off shirts… Even the ones that are tipping the scale at 250+ aren’t afraid to flaunt it.
Carmen has let some guys run up in her that are human petri dishes. You know they have the latest and greatest STD’s that man may not even have a cure for (see: Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee, and Dave Navarro), but you better believe that if Carmen called me up for a late night booty call I’d jump in my ride and take a chance at catching whatever STD she has… Hell, I’d fall asleep with it in there.
This goes without saying, but I’d hit it.
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The ‘Hood Fairy says, “Eff the bullshit. You better put something over your meat if you don’t want your sacks to shrivel up like sunburnt raisins.” |
| Uncle Ruckus says, “You precious little colored angel girl. It’s prolly because you have a Black father that you can’t recognize the sweet heaven contained in the middle of Miss Electorate’s milky white legs. The great white Jesus up in the sky didn’t make that deliciousness for the Black man.” |
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‘Ye Tudda says, “I had to take antibiotics for a month after I put my tongue in PAM ANDERSEN’s mouth. I might would do it again, but I won’t truss it.” |
DP Dot Com ‘Hood Fairy Request Wish List…
Monday, August 13th, 2007
In the ghetto we don’t have tooth fairies because we don’t have dental insurance (What?!? Well who do you think reimburses that tooth fairy chick for all her travel expenses? It’s GHI bitches!).
In the ghetto we have ‘hood fairies and they bring us presents like new sneakers and shit on all the major holidays, like Christmas, Passover and Back To School. I haven’t had a visit from the ‘Hood Fairy in a loooooong time and I’m hoping that if I put an old pair of Dunks under my pillow she will appear again like she always did.
Here’s my short list of Back 2 School must haves…
MIGHTY HEALTHY T-Shirts
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The ‘Hood Fairy says, “I fucks with Mighty Healthy ever since they came out with that Albee Square Mall tee. They got some other joints on sale right now too, so I might could hook you up with some joints if you give me ‘Ye Tudda’s TXT address.
Go to Mighty Heathy Dot Com right now and RSVP for their Summer Kicks party. It’s totally free and Large Pro and Joell Ortiz are performing live and direct.” |
NIKE MITA XT Dunks
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The ‘Hood Fairy says, “These shits is straight fireworks. Yeah I cursed. My daddy was a sailor too. You bitches got a problem? I will cut a motherfucker with the quickness.
In the sneaker game, these shoes are called quickstrikes because of their limited number and the types of dealers that carry them. Remember those NIKE x UnDeFeaTeD Dunks you bought in Paris? Well, I may have to go to Paris to find these for you because these jammies are sold out stateside.” |
Blackberry Pearl
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The ‘Hood Fairy says, “I heard you needed a new phone and it’s time you stepped up into the year 2007 by getting a device that can allow you to reply to the e-mails from DENZEL WASHINGTON and STEVEN SPIELBERG. Thank goodness this joint is on sale at T-Mobile. You were a lot easier to shop for when all you wanted were comic books and G.I.Joe action figures.” |
DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: AEON FLUX
Sunday, August 12th, 2007
I don’t talk enough about the hardbody females from comic books, manga or the movies, even though characters like She- Hulk, or the voluptuous duo, the Dirty Pair has been giving my Mister Chucky the wooden soldier since before I knew what it all meant. My love for female superheroes has translated in my life to the types of women that I end up dating. I love a 6 foot wrassler broad. I want a chick that likes to grapple, and can handle it if I put her in the dope fiend headlock. I’ve done this with little women and all I have to show for it is a file at the 115th police precinct.
It’s not just a women’s size that I find sexy, but her sex appeal. Her walk and her smell. Woman sweat = superheroine sauce. My dream is to put my lady in a BatGirl costume and then give her my Batarang. Good. So I figured we could all take a look at some of the superheroines that I have rubbed off to because… What else do we have to do on a Sunday with the internets?!?
AEON FLUX orignally premiered on MTV’s cartoon bloc called Liquid Television. Viacom hadn’t developed the Adult Swim programming on Cartoon Network as yet, and they realized there was a post-teenage demographic for adult animation. Manga was making inroads in the United States as well. AEON FLUX isn’t manga though. It’s essentially highly stylized animation. People have confused the series with traditional manga because the character is an assassin and there are tons of deaths during each episode of the cartoon.
Here are the things I was able to establish from watching the O.G. television series… The main character is a killer, but I was unsure about her mission, and I was unsure how she could die every episode but be regenerated for the following ep. The cartoon was also the gheyest thing ever. Even gheyer than a man ass raping another man. I blame that on all the techno music they used. Only gheys like that shit. AEON FLUX wasn’t ghey I don’t think. Maybe she was bisexual. Who the fuck cares?!? She was a cartoon character.
The one thing that was undeniable was that AEON FLUX was a hardbody killer. She was steady bucking fools in the head and making their brains fly out onto the sidewalk. And she damn near ran around nekkid. She was like the R-rated version of Elektra mashed up with the ‘Dirty Pair’. When I saw that CHARLIZE THERON was cast as AEON FLUX for the feature film instead of ANGELINA JOLIE or that little sexy bum bum from Sex & The City (the brunette), I wasn’t too sure how much I’d like the movie, but in the end the movie was kind of slammin’.
CHARLIZE THERON didn’t wear the real sexy bondage apparel that AEON FLUX has on in the cartoon, but even though she was a prude she still manages to look extremely fuckable. I may have grabbed myself. I’m not saying that I released, but I may have grabbed it once or thrice. Thanks GOD the movie wasn’t as homo as the cartoons were. I’d be embarrassed to come out of the theatre of a real homo film no matter how good the writing or acting was. As it was the only folks that went to see this movie were all the kids taking a minute above ground from their parents’ basements. Myself included.
Here’s the dealio… LM donated some funds to the DP Dot Com movement and I bought a few AEON FLUX(the motion picture) DVD’s. If you haven’t seen this joint yet and you want to be part of the DP Dot Com snail mail list hit me up. I’ve got four (4) DVD’s to mail out so get in where you fit in.
Next up in the DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: ELEKTRA