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Some Shit I Learnt In The Land Of The Sundancers…

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

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Negroes go skiing!?!?!

Never in my cotton picking life would I believe that so many jigs listened to Talk Talk and also went skiing. Real skiing too, not just posing in a parka with some goggles on your head like I do. The Black folk that came to Park City, Utah were not just mulatto COLIN POWELL apologists either. There were even some darkskin Blacks with moustaches. Whoa! Sundance blew my mind like that. If I ever give up this Hip-Hop shit I know that there will be a community ready to embrace me on the left coast. Peep this shit…And the video channel is called ‘BUPPIE TV’!?!?!?!

What the fuck the fuck is BUPPIE TV you ask? Is it the dream realized? Is it the negro network that BILL COSBY once envisioned for himself where DuBOIS’ Talented Tenth and BOOKER T’s Ascendant Negores create programming that displays the diversity and intelligence of African Americans?

NIGGA PLEASE!!! BUPPIE TV is just some more of that Black Bullshit.This is why the ‘Internets Celebrities’ are so necessary in today’s world. We bring the truth to the light. We represent for all of those people that live in their parent’s basements and get outside not so much. We represent for all of those people that don’t date as often as they might like to because of things like speech impediments or body odor. We represent for all the nerds, geeks and dweebs on the internets that dream of living the lifestyle, but they don’t have 1/1000 million billionth of that BILL GATES type scrilla.

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The ‘Internets Celebrities’ are real people for the people.

The Internets Celebrities Go To The Sundance Film Festival series of videos rocks on with Episode 4 titled “Sundance Real Facts” and will continue this week up to Episode 7. Please join this movement and show love to all the people that sit on the internets all day drinking red Kool-Aid from their “special” cup with the R2-D2 crazy straw.

Posted in Black Bullshit, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M. | 8 Comments »

DALLAS PENN And RAFI KAM Are INTERNETS CELEBRITIES

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

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It’s going down so icy in Park City Utah motherbitches!

It really is icy, and brick like a motherfucker.

RAFI and I have our first webisode up and running at the Daily Reel today and we will be dropping one every day all week. There’s a wild amount of free shit going down and the celebs are here getting their hustle on as well. I gotta run and finish taping some more sceens from the streets and the shwag filled slopes of Sundance.

In the meantime and in between time peep ep. 1 of the ‘Internets Celebrities Go To Sundance’. Me and RAFI titled this joint ‘Grown Ass Spring Break’.

CHEA!

Posted in Black Bullshit, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Straight Laced, The Addict | 21 Comments »

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

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Even though my big homey DONTRELLE ‘D-TRAIN’ WILLIS just came off with a new one year deal with the Florida Marlins I expect them to trade dude when their season goes to the shitter. If the big homey comes to the Mets we could be in charge of the National League for a long time coming.

D-TRAIN is a 240lb. six foot four inch left handed heatmaker. Dude is a young beast up on the hill. He began his rookie season with a streak of eight straight wins and finished the season with a 14-6 record and Rookie of the Year honors while helping the Marlins win the World Series. The following year DONTRELLE rang up 22 wins and lead the majors in that category. The Marlins sucked as a team in 2006 because they traded everyone except for DONTRELLE. The Marlins recognize that dude brings people out to the stadium. DONTRELLE is also one of the best hitting pitchers in the game and he regularly posts a batting average better than some catchers and shortstops.

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Here are the exclusive DONTRELLE WILLIS Dunks in the Florida Marlins colorway. My Dunks game is so sick it’s like LIL’ WAYNE and PAMELA ANDERSON tongue kissing each other in a New Orleans swamp.

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Posted in Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, Sneaker Fiends United, The Addict | 10 Comments »

JAY-Z Does Not Care About Asian Wildlife…

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

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Peep the newswire to see who is in hot water now with the Humane Society for using Asian raccoon dog fur. Roc-A-Wear and Sean John shit is so expensive I don’t see why they can’t use actual fur and call it such. I understand that the raccoon dog is pretty plentiful in parts of Asia but it is still a low grade skin. These two brands both have opulent and excessive figureheads promoting the clothing lines. The least that the manufacturers could do is let the garment construction meet the international player status of the respective icon shilling for it. Here’s a look at some of the faux fur(raccoon dog?) items from the Roc-A-Wear brand…

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The truth behind all of this nonsense is that the same person that OWNS Roc-A-Fella OWNS Sean John, and SouthPole and a few other brands. JAY-Z and PUFF are used as well paid models to promote those garments. You aren’t one of those people (read: numbskulls) that actually thinks that JAY-Z bought all the factories required to produce a clothing line?!? You don’t think he spends his time reading the invoices, shipping manifests, fabric weight documents and all of the other shit that you have to maintain in order to produce clothing? You aren’t that stupid are you?

This is not an enterprise like making t-shirts in your basement with a silkscreen machine and that means it’s a full time job to keep the operation on point and in the black. No time for vacations in the Bahamas or San Tropez, and no time for the pursuits of rapping. Even when you’re rapping poorly. This is why I give respect to NaS. He didn’t allow his namesake to be put on someone elses clothes just so he could walk around acting like he owned something he didn’t. NaS keeps it realer than most and so do I. For all my jackets that have a fox or mink trim, I wear my fur with the faces attached so that they can see where it is we are going.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

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I send this drop out to all of you that still represent the lifestyle. There’s the cats like THIRSTIN’ HOWL III, RACK LO, JUST BLAZE, T.I. and KANYE that keep things front and center in the rap game and all of y’all true school heads that I used to go to war with over these colors. We still up in here. We still alive and we still living and breathing this Hip-Hop. That’s one of the reasons why I call this set my ‘LifeSavers’.

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No matter what you stayed true to the game because you kept an eye on the past by respecting the architects and you keeps it funky with a twist on the new. Peep the wool trooper badge knit. So crisp because it’s been on ice for almost twenty years. It comes out the wrapper for photo ops and refolding. The trooper badge zip up jacket with stow away hood in the collar. So fresh and so clean-clean. This jacket is undeniable Bes Stuy Brooklyn Crown Heights classic. Lastly I made a pair of special edition Dunks in the ‘LifeSavers’ colorway. Holler at your boy if you want a pair built to spec from NIKE I.D. Baller bands, an extra set of racer blue laces and all-cotton ankle socks. Yes, it is serious like that.

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Peace to the Walk-A-Thon. Peace to Albee Square. Peace to N.A. & Fulton. Peace to Union Square. Peace to Empire. Peace to Rooftop. Peace to Skate Key. Peace to Latin Quarter. Peace to Lord & Taylor. Peace to Bloomie’s (nahh, fuck Bloomies!) Peace to B.F.O. Peace to N.B.O. Y’all ain’t ready, and I can’t stop, ‘cuz I won’t stop. I am Hip-Hop.

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Posted in Fashion Faux Pas, Sneaker Fiends United, Straight Laced, T.O.N.Y., The Addict, When I Reminisce... | 27 Comments »

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