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Lifestyling 101…

Sunday, March 24th, 2013

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Are y’all heads getting ready for the REAL spring season to drop? Hells chea you are and I know some of you are busy building outfits to stunt in the streets. Ralph Lauren made it easy for us with this Wild River Canoe Class series of I.T.’s. Similar to some of the recent graphic print series like Ocean Challenge, Wild River is colorblocked cleanly and brightly with all kinds of official text and tags on the pieces.

Let’s start with the Challenge jacket…

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Bells, whistles, pulls, zippers and an above the waist swag that is clean and neat. Jackets are great I.T.’s because they rock in several seasons.

I fux with the full zip fleeces and the pullys.

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I’ve seen a version of the pully with an integrated hood and an ID plate on the chest. That shit will be one of the superstar pieces of this series

I’m looking to top off these pieces with a chapeau from the series. I like the fit of these caps more than Ocean Challenge ballcaps which sat on my scalp like a yarmulke. I am Hebrew after all, but my style is so gentile.

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I hope that patch pulls off.

Since I have been squeezing my fat ass into RLX pieces why wouldn’t I also try to get into this knit or tee?

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Polo Ralph Lauren makes it easy for me to look like I give a fux about white water wild river rafting and canoeing. It’s called Lifestyling Internets. It’s what we do.

dP = Crimson Dynamo

Thursday, March 14th, 2013

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I have been OD’ing on the native American prints lately, and these Air Jordan retro 3s have the springtime flair you need on your feet.

Maybe I’ll find some lifestyle to complement these kicks better, but for the meantime and in between time I’m gonna have to go Navajo when I retro.

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Peace Out To Harriet Tubman…

Sunday, March 10th, 2013

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Just let me get this to you clear and off the top…

Harriet Tubman would have rocked a performance shoe.

She would def have chosen the ‘Lock Down’ aspect of the Melo M9 because she would have wanted her feet to be secure whilst she was making those moves to freedom. If Melo gets an MVP award for this season it will be because just like Harriet Tubman he led some wayward negros to the promised land.

The New Classics…

Friday, March 8th, 2013

VLUU L310W L313 M310W / Samsung L310W L313 M310W

Everytime I feel like Polo Ralph Lauren has outdone themselves and won’t be back with any heat for a few seasons they show me that they have piles of styles ready to drop to keep their buzz at the all time high it stays at.

Spring 2013 keeps that camper look in effect. I wanna see some ill caps for this season.

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The knits look great in person. I’ll fux with the red or the green when they come thru Marshall’s

This is a banging rugby. It’s too close to the Modern Explorer rugby I caught last year so I’ll pass unless I find this at an undeniable price.

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The reinforced should yoke stitching is BOSS!

Damn, R.L. is dumbing out with the Native American prints.

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This rain jacket could have been Denim & Supply

The secret gem I am digging this season is the classic fireman raincoat. I have this piece in tan and I have the slicker yellow in a full length trench, but I need this 3/4 joint. The detailing on this butters are church

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, March 8th, 2013

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Internets! This is THAT work we promised you when we jumped off this podcast. Entertainers, industry players and even our fellow Shoeminati brethren are all jam-packed into this episode that we nearly had to scrap due to technical difficulties. But here it is, the ‘Lost Episode’ of Sneaker Fiends Unite featuring special guest co-host G-Roc Smith of TheShoeGame.com, Trinidad James and the sneaker GOD Gentry Humphrey.

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