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Sunday, December 27th, 2009

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I have been going batshit hitting up all the Wal-Marts for their exclusive Marvel Legends Ultimate War Machine action figure hoping that the War machine character would play a significant role in the next Iron Man movie.

By the looks of this trailer it is about to go d-d-d-d-d-down.

I’m running around Atlanta this week with my Sony dSLR cam hoping I can catch some great shots with one of the action figures posed up in front of some of the ‘A’s most iconic architecture and landmarks. I feel like these shots will go towards another Ghostface fanboy video.

Think something like this. But better.

The Art Of Star Wars…

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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Ralph McQuarrie is the graphic illustrator that is responsible for the texture and feel of the Star Wars universe. This is the dude that George Lucas contracted to create paintings and illustrations that would accompany him in his pitch meeting with 20th Century Fox.

Ralph McQuarrie on Designing Star Wars

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Peep these portfolios of McQuarrie’s original paintings for the OG Star Wars trilogy…

A New Hope

The Empire Strikes Back

The Return Of The Jedi

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Without McQuarrie’s visionary designs the Star Wars trilogy may never have seen the light of day. Salute this man for giving us Boba Fett.

Fantasies I Fux With…

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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Avatar ain’t got shit on groundbreaking special effects when you compare it to the paradigm in the sci-fi filmmaking genre. Star Wars is still the G.O.A.T. until someone can come up with a multiverse that mimics ours in social-politics the way this movie series has. The shit I love the most about Star Wars is that there is an economic system in place that requires credits in order to purchase shit. The Rebel Alliance wasn’t just running out of space trying to hide from the Emperor, they were also running out of money.

Think about this for a second, or better yet, just read this drop since this is something that I have thinking about on my own when I could have been doing something more productive like returning bottles and cans to stir up some change while I’m on holiday. How the hell did the rebels pay for all of that shit they had? Sure there were sympathizers across the galaxy like the rulers of Aldera’an, but wouldn’t the Galactic Empire make it hard to breathe on motherfuckers trying to amass an army? That is why the rebel fleet was all old and fuxed the fux up.

I have been trying to do an investigation on the source of the Rebel arms dealers since I believe that some of these defense contractors are making equipment for both the Galactic Empire and the Rebels. You do understand that is how shit works in real life right? While the Emperor was off getting his body cloned a few of those Grand Moff governors must have been undermining his shit. Or the defense contractor corporations themselves could have been on the take. Sheeeit, sounds like some shit that Esso Oil and General Electric have been known to pull off.

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The starfighter pictured above is the escort class E-wing. Think of this ship as an evolved X-wing. It is faster, more maneuverable and has more firepower overall. The E-wing is made by the same company, InCom Corp., that manufactured the X-wing and its bulkier predecessor the ARC-170. The old Republic had a shitload of cash, or credits or whatever type of money they honored on Coruscant to have the fleet of ARC-170’s built, but who the fux put up the dough for the Rebels and their Snowspeeders and the heavy transports?

Do you think it was possible that the Rebellion was secretly funded by the Emperor himself with the idea that civil unrest strengthened his control over the galaxy? The Emperor was hell’a, hell’a smart. He was playing chess while everyone else was playing backgammon. The Emperor used the Hutts as his spies on the black market while he also hired a bunch of mystics to keep him appraised of what the fux was being cooked up in other people’s minds. The Star Wars epic was written like some interstellar Odyssey and that is why I still fux with this shit.

I might could trip on the absence of Black faces throughout this series and the insertion of the Gundar along with the name of the wookie homeworld being Kashyyk. Those were things that raised my eyebrows, but because Star Wars describes stories much larger than the simple pandering or exorcising of supremacy you have to really respect the story. I mean, honestly, don’t we all know R2-D2’s nationality? He was short, squat and stocky and he could fix any type of vehicle in the galaxy, plus no one could understand shit he said. For chrissakes he was called an astro-mexx droid!

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Fux Yo’ Avatar!

Monday, December 21st, 2009

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Editor’s note: Along with their massive opening weekend receipts the movie ‘Avatar’ has garnered some pretty good criticism. I read a nice drop on Combat Jack’s page and then I read this essay from our friend the GrandMaster over at his site. Not only does the Grandmaster represent for kicks and comics, her also puts it down for social justice. I asked him if I could kindly reprint his drop on this page because it needs to get as many eyeballs as possible. So without any further ado…

Avatar: James Cameron’s colonial – racist – fantasy

If you read no other entrythat I ever write, please read this.

Why?

This is an important one.

I’m sure that some – many – of you are used to me talking about racism by this point. You may have wondered:

Why is race such an issue for Jason? Does he see racism in everything?

Well, no. Not everything. But almost everything.

Can’t he just get over it?

Maybe I could; but I won’t.

I want to share how I see racism manifest in places that others don’t; and why I am not willing to “get over it”. Regardless of whether or not you agree with me: please hear me out.

What Are You Talking About, And Why?

What prompts this? Well, over the past couple days, I’ve been reading various commentaries [warning: both links have spoilers] on the current 20th Century Fox blockbuster, James Cameron’s Avatar, and I thought that it might serve as an excellent example of how racial – racist – beliefs are interwoven into our daily lives, and exactly why I think it’s so important to call them out when we see them.

Disclaimer: I haven’t seen Avatar yet. I was, for a while, eagerly anticipating it, especially as I saw advance reviews – from reputable sources like Roger Ebert – excitedly calling it the best new sci-fi property in decades. But in the course of reading through various blogs and reviews, I grew increasingly uncomfortable with the film’s themes, and sought out more information, hoping to be proved wrong, or at least have doubts allayed. This did not happen.

Just what are these troubling themes? Well, let’s take a quick look at the narrative arc: it doesn’t ruin the story to say that the film is about a race of peace- and nature-loving alien natives, who come under attack from menacing, technologically-advanced humans wanting to plunder their world. But, just as all seems lost, salvation for the natives comes from the most unlikely quarter: a human soldier who switches sides because, get this, he realizes how awesome the natives are. [Slight spoiler:] He woos their princess, out-competes their best warrior – her fiance – and takes headship of their tribes to lead them in battle against the evil imperialistic humans.

This lone hero, savior of the colored (literally) folk, is, of course, a Caucasian, Anglo-Saxon man.

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In fact, all the primary Human roles are cast White, except for Latina Michelle Rodriguez, typecast as a scrappy soldier, and a single Indian-American, Dileep Rao, cast as – shocker – a scientist. The primary speaking Na’vi roles, on the other hand – the native people – are all filled by people of color, including Black, African, and Cherokee actors.

I’ve Heard This Story Before…

Avatar‘s story is, at heart, familiar. From the innocuous (Superman) to the insidious (The White Man’s Burden), this metanarrative underlies much of Western thought: a community’s salvation coming in the personal form of an outsider savior. Nothing is wrong with this version of the story and, in fact, it can be argued that it is derived from the Christian story, a narrative I cherish with great regard [1]. But what happens to the concept of a savior-from-outside when we write ourselves into the role of the savior? This is the root of Colonialist thought: when we begin to see ourselves as that outsider-savior figure, and see native peoples as fundamentally noble but backwards. These good-hearted but incapable (whether technologically, morally, socially, etc.) natives need someone else to map out their progress, and we do so by setting them on the path of integration into Us-ness.

This is the Colonialist story: they advance if we force ourselves on them. The twisted logic echoes the rationalizations of the overbearing boss, the abusive spouse, and even serial rapists.

Hold on, though. What I’m describing doesn’t quite match what Cameron plots out in Avatar, does it? In fact, he is writing precisely the opposite kind of story: in Avatar, the literal colonizers – humans toting Science, Technology, and magnificently-rendered spaceships – are the bad guys. How is it a colonialist narrative if the protagonist turns his back on the oppressive ways of mankind and leads the Na’vi natives to victory?

Re-read that last phrase: the protagonist (who is, we are reminded, Human just like us) becomes the salvation of the native peoples.

Here, the story’s thrust becomes clear: Cameron’s Na’vi natives may be an exotic and attractive people, but they are still ultimately incapable, doomed without the leadership and capability of the Human outsider. And this is precisely the colonialist narrative, advanced to its next logical step. These more sophisticated works acknowledge the overt shortcomings of forced cultural conversion. But, in such cases, the reassurance that “we did it to them for their own good” is instead replaced by the more subtle triumph of seeing a character that we know is supposed to be dominant – a White, Male figure – rising to his natural place of leadership. As these stories draw near the end of their arcs, we can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that the guy who was supposed to be the good guy, is; even if he or his people were the ones who caused the ruckus, in the end, he fixed it, atoning for his own transgressions in the process.

This is the story of white guilt, and it is a story told with increasing volume and insistence as the Eurocentric world has been brought face-to-face with the terrible legacy of the “Age of Exploration”: genocide, pestilence(more), forced relocation, massive-scale theft, and more. Unable to deny the horrors inflicted by their forebears, the descendants of colonizers had to convince themselves that they could be the exception to the ancestral rule: as their fathers had destroyed lives and cultures, they would save and value them.

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But What’s So Wrong With That?

The problem with this is that, regardless of what the theme or internal plot rationale may be, in the end, the movie presents a White Man romancing the exotic princess and proving himself superior to the best warrior in her tribe. If we are White Men, this makes us feel good about ourselves; and if we are not, we either put ourselves in his shoes, or are forced to cast ourselves as a romantic object or inferior competitor.

In the end, Avatar still places “me” – if I understand myself to be Anglo, and Male – at the center of the story. And, in it, the oppressed native is valuable not because he is, but because I tell him that he is. If the sins of my ancestors have harmed others, whatever the damage, I am the one who has the power to set it right. Parallel arcs are traced out in a few sets of identical films: Fern Gully & The Jungle Book, where the White Male saves an exotic, magical Nature from his society’s aggressive industrialization. Freedom Writers, The Blind Side, Radio, and Hardball – among many others – where an experienced, open-hearted, caring White authority figure mentors a minority kid or kids to success [2] . Films like Australia, Dances with Wolves, The Last Samurai, and The Last of the Mohicans, that all share two aspects: a White Male protagonist, and a dying, endangered culture whose future depends on him [3].

Of course, in our media, there are many stories of a person or culture in need, and not all can be traced to White Guilt. Films like The Patriot, Gladiator, Dirty Dancing, and Braveheart all share key aspects with the films listed above: a community in need, and a man who rises to the occasion. But notice two things about them: while heroes arise from within those cultures, the communities being portrayed in these films and others like them are exclusively Eurocentric, Western communities. Apparently, when the culture being portrayed is White, a cultural insider serves as a satisfactory hero. But, when the culture is not White – and instead Urban, Aboriginal, Native, or Japanese – then an outsider is needed to step in as savior. A White outsider.

At this point, I can well imagine someone saying: you’re talking about the media, and the media is simply in the business of providing what sells. Since most people in the country are White, it is profitable to provide protagonists to whom a White consumer base can relate [4] . It’s not about actively being a racist, but simply good business.

This objection is wrong. Is it not about race? Then name me a single film where the opposite happens, where a non-White character assimilates into a clearly White society and winds up in a position of power or leadership. I can’t think of a single one. Hold on, I have thought of one: Prince Caspian, by C.S. Lewis. Take that for what you will.

So, then, apparently the interests of the White consumer demographic are so strong that they completely drown out the interests of consumers of color. This is a problem for two reasons: first, if it were to be true, it is a textbook case of tyranny of the majority, where the dominant group exercises such complete power that the interests and even well-being of the minority are completely disregarded. Second, it suggests that the media believes that White audiences are incapable of doing exactly what they demand of their minority audiences: to relate to a protagonist who is not like them.

This may be good business; but it is immoral, unethical, and dangerous. It is not racist to the level of a hate crime or muttered slur, but negative public perception nurtures bias, and bias leads, in its own inexorable way, to violence.

In the end, for whatever reason, the message being communicated is that a White person – usually a man – will be a hero, regardless of whether he finds himself in his own culture or outside it. But rarely a woman; and never a person of color.

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You’re Thinking Too Much.

“Come on, Jason. They’re aliens, not minorities. Why can’t you just watch it for what it is: fun, entertaining, light action?”

Online humor site Something Awful has an article (note: about halfway through, it gets silly. But I points 1-9 are suitably insightful) pointing out how obviously Cameron cribbed bits and pieces of native peoples for the “invented” Na’vi culture, from their “primitive” weapons to piercings, tattoos, and more. And the phonetic proximity of the two terms (Na’vi + “ti” = native) makes for either an odd coincidence, or a clever – and damning – subliminal. And if it weren’t already clear enough, Cameron himself has repeatedly
drawn explicit connections between Avatar and White cultural fantasies like Dances with Wolves. He obviously wants desperately to be an auteur, producing work read as political, social, and ethnic commentary.

And, you know what, it’s almost worse if this narrative has come about unintentionally. If Cameron set out to simply make the freshest, most interesting, most entertaining work that he could, and the themes of White Guilt just happened to manifest themselves in that work, this is immense justification for the post-colonialist critic. Such a scenario signals that the co-opting of other cultures has gone so far that it has ingrained itself into the grand narrative of Western culture, deeply enough that even the production of a new mythos (and there is reason to believe that Cameron hopes for an extended universe) has the fingerprints of eurocentrism and White Guilt all over it.

In Closing,

Avatar is a problem. It seems like a great piece of entertainment: eye-popping special effects (or at least, so my sister and Roger Ebert both claim), a fun ride, the event movie of the season. But, at the same time, to buy into Avatar is to perpetuate a harmful, oppressive story that silences many in favor of further empowering those who already hold power. White Men bed the alien princesses, and defeat colored alien warriors related to her (how novel), while anyone who is not a White Man… doesn’t do anything, really, unless it’s pertinent to the actions and viewpoint of the White Man.

And make no mistake: 20th Century Fox, James Cameron, and many others have a vested interest in our literally buying into the film. With a release not more than a week ago, the film (with a shooting & promotional budget of over 500 million $USD, the most expensive in Fox’s history) has already been used to sell video games, a toy line, apparel, cross-promotional schemes, novels, and a budding franchise.

[Please comment, discuss, and share as appropriate. I am actively interested in feedback & critique.]


[1] Even if the Christian story is the original source of this trend, it has not itself been immune to whitewashing, with a White (if tanned) Jesus saving the colored Jews from their ignorance. The most recent and aggressively popularized portrayals of Jesus – Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ and The Jesus Film – have seen the role of Jesus go to a Slovak-Irish American and Oxford-educated Englishman, not to mention the proliferation of decidedly Anglo, non-Semitic images of Christ. Such depictions raise few eyebrows, while portrayals of Christ as a colored man – usually Black – are still highly controversial in many Christian circles, despite African cultures and races being no more (and even perhaps less) distinct from early 1st-century Middle Eastern societies than European
analogues.

I also feel compelled, as a Christian, to mention that Jesus, in utter contrast to the narrative of cultural subversion, became (a) an insider in order to (b) redeem culture, rather than removing a fetishized culture from its context as an outsider.

[2] In this genre, there have been a few films – Akeelah and the Bee and Stand and Deliver come come to mind – that provide hope, where mentors are cast with actors of color (Laurence Fishburne and Edward James Olmos, respectively). Still problematic is the proliferation of White women in this setting; initially, it may seem to be giving prominence to a female, but ultimately it winds up simply furthering another common Western trope, that of the nurturing, caring, emotional woman in opposition to the strong, aggressive, physical man.

[3] In all of these works, I notice a strong emphasis on the uniformly White outsider protagonist being termed the Last or the Best. This hints at a quasi-Hegelian progression, where a raw and basic culture (Native tribes, Samurai ways, Nature itself) gives birth to an advanced, more-evolved organism: the White man.

[4] This is, by the way, not a justifiable argument. Increasing amounts of data are available that may indicate (has this work been done?) that upper-class White consumers, while having more disposable income, actually spend less of their available leisure resources on purchasing entertainment than other
demographics.

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All Day I Dream About Star Wars…

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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adidas is bringing me back over to the dark side with their Darth Vader ZX sneakers. The best shoe within the entire package is the Darth Vader ZX8000? And I can’t help but think to myself that adidas has a shoe called the ZX8000 and that shit wasn’t designed to be a ‘droid character?

You can preview the entire pack here, but honestly, don’t waste your time. The Vader joints and possibly the Yoda (ugh) shoes are the only ones I am considering. Not because I’m being a h8r at all but because these shoes didn’t hit the mark. Okay, I’m being a bit harsh. I might could be convinced to cop the X-Wing pilot joints and the Superstar Death Stars are classic even though the patina on the leather should be gunmetal grey instead of black.

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I’m not really in a sneaker mode right now though. I’m in an action figure zone and I have been fuxing with the Hasbro 3.75″ series of Republic and Imperial troopers. This is how you end up hooked into buying the larger joints that run for hundreds of dollars. The details on the Hasbro minatures have been sublime.

This figure pictured below is Utapau Clone Trooper. These were the troopers on the planet with General Grievous and Obi-Wan when the Order 66 was in effect. The Hasbro figure actually comes with the trooper’s body armor painted all dented and dirty. I slept on these Hasbro figures because I didn’t think they were top shelf quality but after I copped one at A.J. Wright (for $3) and opened it up I was amazed at how well crafted these miniature figures are.

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Each figure has thirteen points of full 360 degree articulation. Hasbro has almost given the 3-inch series the same posability as their 6-in. designs(Marvel Legends). They have molded the vinyl hands into the perfect position for holding guns and other various weapons. My only complaint is that there is no movement at the waist. I can create awesome sentry poses where both hands of the action figure are holding the rifle but I can’t do stances that are totally dynamic without being able to shift the figure’s torso.

The action figure shown below is called an ARC trooper. These dudes are the most elite and powerful clones created by the Kamino cloners. These troops were actually tutored by Boba Fett and they were designed to be the supercommandos of the Republic. Hasbro is selling these joints directly and each one comes with an array of weapons. BTW, I need to add this joint to my new clone army if you were wondering what to give me for the holidays.

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Fuxing with action figures at 40yrs old might seem nerdy but I don’t give a fux. As soon as I get my money right I will be buying myself a Millenium Falcon bed. Yes, I said it. A Millenium Falcon BED!

link via Caught In The Web