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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

plantation

From the land of plantations I am back on the plantation…

My day job actually isn’t a plantation, and even if it was I still get to wear kicks on most days.

Atlanta was extra dope. I connected with some folks that I only see in the comments section. There’s a lot of real people in the ‘A’ and a lot of sneaker fiends to get united.

The DunkxChange was cool. I copped these Air Max 1 NL (no lining) joints that I have been checking for. The dealers gave me a discount off their initial price. That was peace for me. I hope that my support will keep these events coming to Atlanta.

am1 nl

A few cats recognized the kid from the YouTubes so that was cool. We built for a few, but then I bounced with my crew. Fats and Brooklyn Mike were holding me down this afternoon as we fell through Atlanta’s landmark streetwear spot Walter’s and then did a swoop through the Underground.

I went in on some of the Ross Stores locations on the advice of the big homie Dirty Jerz. Ross Stores definitely had the come ups. My score was the Air Max Diamond Turf. These are the kicks that Neon Deion sported when he was down with Dallas.

neon deion

$30 was the official price that I couldn’t front on. I almost wanted to copp two pairs but instead I picked up a pair of cleats for the boy 40 Diesel since he still plays flag football in the grass for the Long Island kegger league. Would you believe that these joints were on clearance at Ross for $3.49?!?

Atlanta you are ridiculous fresh.

apocalypse

Another cat that I was able to get up with was the boy Spekt a/k/a ReadyRoc. He’s getting heavy into the blogs so you need to check his page. Double R is another ‘Lo rocking – sneakerfiending – comic collecting kid from the ghetto like myself. As a matter of fact, I’m from Corona, but R.R. is from Camden so he is definitely more ghetto. ReadyRoc put me on to some spots in the Little 5 Points neighborhood that I hadn’t peeped out yet.

Fam also got me hyped to copp some SB’s. Naturally I went in on the Boba Fett’s since I am a hardbody Star Wars nerdboy. I like the Atlanta spots when it comes to SB’s because they charge MSRP. Fuck around and you might even catch a sale with these spots. The store I fucks with in Kennesaw called Ambush gives you a free pair of kicks after you have bought six pairs.

boba fett

I like how Atlanta reps the sneaker fiends culture overall. There are definitely some stores for you to catch your come ups and there are some spots that hold down the exclusys. I can get in where I fit in and not feel any kind of way about it. Now that is what’s really good.

WHO IS SASHA FIERCE?

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

beyonce

I just read an article about how BeYONCE needs to create an alter-ego in order for her to perform some of her more risque dance routines and pop tunes. I’ve called out BeYONCE previously for also employing this gimmick, despite the fact that I use a pen name to write my column at XXL .

What I knew, yet didn’t acknowledge is that the white hot glare of the public stare can become discomforting. Alter-egos are necessary personas when we have something to say that may offend some of the folks that we are close to, or we consider friends.

Some of my favorite (and not so much) artists have shifted through their alter-egos so deftly that you feel like you know them personally. REGGIE NOBLE has Redman, MARSHALL MATHERS has Eminem as well as Slim Shady and even T.I. has Tip and some dude named CLIFFORD who got pinched by the Feds for having a cache of undisclosed military weapons.

BeYONCE uses SASHA FIERCE though in a way that only these artists could dream of. While BeYONCE is determined to maintain a visage that will surely translate to gospel music the second her pop music career hit the skids she needs an outlet to sell her sexuality and her reedonkulous badonkey donk. BeYONCE is pimping… Herself.

beyonce

While Ms.KNOWLES (CARTER?!?) still attends missionary committee luncheons at the Mt. Carmel Baptist Church while SASHA FIERCE walks the streets at night to tease the boys with her milkshake. Only teasing is allowed though since the last time she was documented to have had relations she wound up pregnant in Houston.

BeYONCE has managed to do what no one before her could execute properly. She has removed sex from sexuality. It’s all just posing, shaking and strutting. There is no penetration. There is not even enough time for foreplay. At the end of the day this detachment is what may do her in. The pop music world had a chameleon that shifted shapes as often as she changed her hair color. That was Madonna.

But even Madonna got it in early in often. Who remembers the circular door that she had in her bedroom? You can’t get to the top and stay clean. You have to have some dirt under your nails. I’m not talking about the fake drunk episode either. I’m talking about real scandal. It is when she is brought to her knees that she will be embraced even more vigorously by the public. That is when she will transform from the robot into the human.

beyonce

STREETLIGHTS…

Friday, November 21st, 2008

ye tudda

DP Dot Com ‘Ye Tudda stannery is climaxing [ll].

The DP Dot Com video for ‘Love Lockdown’ will be the last words I speak on ‘808’s & Heartbreak’.

Copp that shit for real. Read the L.A. Times co-sign.

Peep the official unofficial video…

Universal Music Group shut me down on my first two(2) uploads.

Now I have to get clandestine on these bitches.

The Coldest Winter Evar…

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

808s

808’s & Heartbreak IS a classic.

I’m going to go way out on a limb right here and say that ‘808’s & Heartbreak’ is the best album of 2008. It will be the one album that we all remember from this year. I’ve already forgotten about the so-called ‘Nigger’ album and the Roots ‘Rising Down’. Are the Roots still a band? I know that ?uestlove has a sneaker, deejays all over the place and loves to fucks with Twitter. Even Lil’ Wayne, who has sold nearly three million copies of the ‘Carter III’ will be eclipsed by the latest offering from ‘Ye Tudda West.

Does anyone make real shit anymore?

I’m not going to act like I have heard the entire album. I’ve heard all the joints that most of you have heard. The intro to Heartbreak, the joint with Jeezy, the joint with Weezy, the joint with Kid Cudeezy. See now, aren’t you glad that trend hasn’t taken hold where we call everyone “eezy” at the back of their names? Everyone is pitching a bitch because the vocal pitch is altered but no one is really listening to the tone, just the autotune.

KanYe is on this album yelling and throwing figurative furniture around the studio. This album is his catharsis for losing the one chick in the world that he could trust. The one broad he ever knew that wasn’t trying to get into his pockets, that wasn’t using him to get close to Jay-Z, Dame, or even that nigga Plain Pat.

Plain Pat what up?

I wonder what kind of pain KanYe experienced when he was young and his parents split up? That shit is hardbody. Big ups to all the dead end kids who find themselves in that emotional purgatory place you go to when your parents go their separate ways. Some of y’all have never known your parents as a family unit. For some of y’all it was always a situation where you went to your father’s crib on weekends or to your father’s mother’s crib if your father was a fuck up. It’s a crazy dynamic if that shit happens when you are still in that cartoon comicbook age and wearing underoos when your dad walks out the door.

Kids blame their parents and kids blame themselves. Truth is that America hates families and America eats the young. The album ‘808’s & Heatbreak’ was being written when KanYe’s parents split up. This album is on some raw emotional shit that I wish everybody would do. D.M.X. was the only rapper that I feel like wouldn’t hold back his feelings to get his point across. That nigga wouldn’t give a fuck what anyone said about him. He would smoke his crack, cry, pray to GOD, and then bark at the moon. That nigga was crazy. Everyone is too cool for fucking school. That shit is boring to me now.

I was just reading (I know, sooooo not Hip-Hop) the Spike Lee auto-bio and he talked about losing his mom to cancer while he was still in college. After that moment he had the courage to pick up a Super 8 camera. He always knew that he wanted to make films, but after his mom died he knew he HAD to make films. He found a courage to let his vision be set free. I think KanYe experienced the same feeling when he crossed this threshold in his life. The courage to trust everything in his mind that his mom had imbued to him. Losing your mother is the most hardbody emotional shit evar. Nothing in this world can happen to you worse than that. And then when you get up off the ground after crying your eyes out you realize that you are taller, stronger, harder. No one can tell you nothing.

‘Graduation’ was the prequel to 808’s just like that victory ceremony in Episode 4 was the prequel to that battle on the planet Hoth. That was a cold fucking winter. This will be the coldest winter evar.

In a few years some of y’all will use this album to help you work out of your coldest winter. Don’t act like your big homey Billy X. Sunday didn’t tell you the fucking deal. For a nigga to make a song that would make me fuck with Wayne is an achievement. Maestro did it with ‘3-Peat’. Now KanYe does it with ‘C U In My Nightmares’.

I’m not sure which listenership is futuristic enough to embrace this album. It deals with loss on such a level that even I can’t fully understand. When my dad died I thought about all the things that he had done for me to get to the point where I could control my destiny (true story is that he hated that I wanted to be a writer instead of an architect) and how much sacrifice both my parents made for me to pursue my dreams. That’s why I fucks with ‘808’s & Heartbreaks’.

This shit is a dedication to all of those that help us get out our dreams.

DP Dot Com Man-Crush 3.0: GEORGIE POORGIE

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

carlin

GEORGE CARLIN was always my hero. He inspired me to make being a class clown my lifelong profession. But more than being a fool CARLIN was every bit the foole. The court jester who spoke truth to power and told the court that the king had no underpants on.

CARLIN knew that he could get away with some shit that PRYOR couldn’t. CARLIN didn’t give a fuck either. Maybe he gave too much of a fuck.

You need to listen to these rants with your headphones on.

Sonn goes in!


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