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Archive for the ‘Talking Shit’ Category
WHATCHU’ TALKIN’ ‘BOUT WILSON?!?
Friday, September 11th, 2009The Uncle Ruckus Vidcast…
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
Why am I just getting up on this dude?
MomDukes x Jesus = Sailor Mouf Shutdown…
Sunday, September 6th, 2009
^ is prA’li cursing
Mom Dukes called me on the jack to leave me a voicemail…
“This is your mother. I was watching a video of you on the internet. You curse too much.”
Mind you that she is the one that taught me to curse. So I call her back and our conversation goes something like this.
“Mom what is going on?”
“You curse too much on the internet.”
“The INTERNETS ma.”
“Yeah whatever”
“I have to curse alot mom or the people I’m talking to won’t hear me.”
“They can hear you easily you have a big mouth.”
“I mean they won’t hear my message”
“What message? That cursing is okay? Jesus wouldn’t appreciate that.”
“I bet Jesus was cursing when they were nailing his hands.”
“All that cursing embarrassed me. You are embarrassing to me.”
“Leave a comment on the video then.”
“I couldn’t even watch it.”
Thank you mom, talk to you later.”
Why did Jesus even give old people the internets?
So they could harass their children?
I’m going to go for one week without cursing on this website. That is all I can promise. If it feels good to me then I may extend my ban on profanity. Don’t get it twisted tho’. I will still fux with naps.
Killing My Computer…
Friday, September 4th, 2009
Hell’s chea!
I go offline this weekend to catch up with my personal life and reconnect with my personal wife. I haven’t seen Chocolate Snowflake for more than eight hours in the last four weeks. I’m addicted to many things and the web is one of them. Hopefully my cold turkey approach will help me return to you folks post-Labor day with some fantastic new content.
While I attempt to put the chi back in my Chea I would respectfully ask you to visit some of the websites I have linked underneath the drop. These folks are smart, funny and dedicated messengers empowered with the interconnected networks. They all have faith and believe in the word. The word came first. Always. See y’all on the other side. Peace.
The Vend Diagram…
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
This iNternets Celebrities are the ebony and ivory that MICHAEL JACKSON and PAUL McCARTNEY dreamed of…
In our newest video project we bring our camera to the streets of NYC to see how the retail frontlines are coping with with our effed the eff up economy. Being the most official bootleg journalists of the internets means that we even go into deep cover mode.
The i.C.’s become street vendors for a day just to experience the lifestyle on the other side of the collapsible table game. Being a street vendor is hardbody work for real. It’s not a life that most people would choose. In a way, it chooses you.
Just like a racehorse does, or an expensive prostitute.