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Sunday, February 1st, 2009DP2FTV vs. TC_TSS
Saturday, January 31st, 2009
TRENT CLARK from the Smoking Section dot com hit me up on the Facebook and asked me what was the best record album cover evar.
Now I’m no Dart Adams when it comes to remembering al the album art from since forever but I just happened to have a few album covers on my HD that I enjoy for their photography and their, erm, artistic value.
What I started to think about though was that with the onslaught of digital piracy how much album art wasn’t being witnessed. I wonder if my nigga GEORGE DuBOSE is still taking pics. Anyhoo, so it went down like this…
I threw up an album cover (Spec Boogie’s Kid Gorgeous) and TC replied with MC Pooh (remove that ‘H’ and that is the best emcee name evar).
I threw up another one (Soca Bacchanal – please don’t ask) and TC put up the thread killer. I should have known better than to go in with this dude since he was obviously holding back this gem to smash my fingers with.
MUGSHOT HAIRSTYLE MODELS: SUPER BOWL EDITION
Thursday, January 29th, 2009
Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling school has been on hiatus while we tried to straighten out some of the financial aid issues of our students. In a floundering economy you generally see an increase in the number of Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling school applicants.
This week we travel to Tampa Bay Florida, the location for Super Bowl XVIII, to meet and greet some of the lovely Mugshot Models who are competing in the streetwalker face off. Prostitution is sometimes referred to as the oldest profession, but I have to disagree with this on two counts. First, what was the profession that gave people the money to give to the prostitute? And second, why are there no professional organizations for prostitution to aid these “professionals” with health care and legal services, when necessary?
Anyhoo, DP dot com has love for the ladies that take it on the chin while laying on their backs. If there is one place these professionals can get some shine it is here.
Pics are courtesy of The Smoking Gun dot com.
The TruBlood category
I have to go with the icy blue clear eyes of the contestant on the right.
The Me Love You Long Time category
How can you say no to a wonky eyed ho?
The She Was Only 17, But She Was Sexy category
I favored shorty who looks like Janet Jackson’s illegitimate daughter from DeBarge, but then I realized how much I loved Hilary Swank.
The Granny GoodeLove category
Grandma with the bangs and the floral print shirt had me at hello.
The Prom Queen category
The off the shoulder look is still a winner 9 out of 10 times, but that is such a nice purple sweater.
The Belle of the Bowl
Homegirl right here looks like she forgot to put on her facemask before she went out on the field.
School’s Out In Gaza…
Saturday, January 17th, 2009
Some of the schoolkids in Gaza lucked out and got to go on vacation early.
Too bad for some of these kids it was a permanent vacation.
Axis Of Evil (Revised)
Friday, January 16th, 2009
Now that birds are widely recognized for taking down airliners I was thinking that G DUBBZ would make his last official act while in office to place these waterfowl on the “axis of evil” terrorism watch list.
This way we can start profiling these dangerous, life threatening birds like we already do the Blacks and arabs…
Canadian Geese
Don’t get it twisted into thinking that Canada loves our democracy so much. Canadian geese don’t. You know they are not a freedom loving flock when they tried to get all Heavens Gate on that U.S. Airways jet.
Mallards
I feel like the mallards are like the equivalent of the Jordanians or the Syrians because you know they harbor terrorists in their flock but due to their historical connection to us (Donald Duck, Daffy) we let them get a pass.
Pheasants
The pheasants are definitely the Palestinians of the bird species. They are just annoying and bothersome. They will all be dead eventually.
Seagulls
Seagulls have been a problem since way back. Where do you think the phrase ‘Keeping it gully’ originated? The seagulls would have to be like the Ethiopians/Somalians/Egyptians/Kushites of the waterfowl game. They been around forever and they ain’t going no where no matter what we do.