Archive for the ‘Weird Science’ Category

There’s A Hulk In Your Medicine Cabinet…

Friday, June 20th, 2008

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Even while I let the fanboy inside of me enjoy himself you can best believe I have my third eye always turned on and wide open. The ‘Incredible Hulk’ movie was just like ‘Iron Man’ in that it fully described the level at which our government is complicit in crimes against humanity and more importantly, human nature.

The concept of a genetically enhanced human has been floated around for centuries. As soon as doctors and scientists discovered viruses and the antibodies that conquered them they have sought to husband those qualities into humans. So that people could become more productive workers and of course, more productive warriors. As mankind has increased its technology the same degree of knowledge has been applied to creating “better” humans. Eugenics is the precursor to cloning, which will prA’li give way to cybernetic organisms. You know, cyborgs and shit.

A few notes struck me as interesting in the Hulk movie which weren’t detailed fully so my mind has been allowed to speculate on what might be. There is a biologist character in the film who appears to want to help heal Bruce Banner and has used a blood sample of his to create thousands of liters of a blood plasma that mimics Banner’s bloodtype. The biologist has used the plasma to perform untold experiments. The university that the biologist works from is located in Harlem. I believe that the biologist used poor, indigent Harlem residents for his experiments. Just like the pharmaceutical industrial complex does in Africa and Asia.

These experiments are funded in some cases by the United nations, and they are monitored closely in many instances by the Centers For Disease Control. Yes, the same agency located in Atlanta, GA. You might ask yourself why an American public health agency monitors and records the experimental infection of infants with what is described as HIV, but in all reality is simply, and horribly a biotoxin? Are these experiments meant to shed light and provide information on how toxins act and react within our own bodies? Don’t call me a conspiracy theorist. I just read a few comic books. A lot.

I also follow the storyline that describes the military’s need to create supersoldiers. War is hell. Always has been, always will be. This is why Army recruiters typically target young children. An 18yr old is a child. Even if they are given the right to drive a motor vehicle, secure a marriage license and consume tobacco and/or alcohol. Their minds are certainly still childlike and haven’t fully developed the receptors for empathy or compassion. If these young people do return from the war front they have borne witness to sights that transfix them for their entire lives.

The super soldier serum that was being developed was supposed to dissolve the part of the brain that is disturbed when you kill another human. It would be sort of like a lobotomy for your conscience. Is this the serum that General Ross hoped to create inside of the laboratory with his daughter and Dr. Banner? I know I am mixing up the storylines of reality and fantasy fiction, but I wonder which is more believable? The true measure of our civilization isn’t the technology that we create, but how we learn to treat each other as humans.

The avarice of greed has fueled more discovery than simply the search for truth and peace. There is a Hulk inside of us all, and thankfully we don’t know how to unleash it.

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THE EPITOME OF HARDBODY…

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

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I gotta come home tonight straight from the day job. I’m sick right now. When I was younger I could go in for an entire week. Nowadays I am usually undone by my first night, fuck a second consecutive night of obamas.

Check this site out called The Minority Report. That’s my homey AL DEEZY. He’ll plug you to all that shit that is young, fresh and clean. AL listed this obama at a sneaker store in SoHo called Premium Laces. Since I have never been there i thought I would fall through and see what the scene was like. Plus it was an obama. By the time I left my office I knew there would only be an hour or so left of the party. I got there just in time to tap off the last cup of Skyy vodka and cranberry juice.

The party was for the launch of some line of t-shirts. Yawn. If you are dreaming about starting a clothing line please set yourself on fire while you are asleep. The world does not need anymore printed t-shirts. BTW, if you are looking for some cheap tees I just copped some Polo Ralph Lauren joints at Syms for $10 cent apiece. ‘Nuff said. That spot was dead so I motivated along Spring Street to the westside to catch the Eighth Avenue line to the moviehouse. As I ambled along Spring Street I laughed at the Black kids on skateboards. The old man in me called them “cliché ass niggas”. I secretly wished I could still ride a skateboard.

The skate dudes went into the Von Dutch store and I heard loud music playing there definitely from a DJ setup. I walked past sonn with the list because y’all already know and through the door to see another obama in full swing with better looking people than the first one and no shortage of liquor either. The free hooch in this spot was called T2. It was a tequila with taurine (yipes!) from Holland. This must be the shit that they give you in Amsterdam to get you all fucked the fuck up so that they can cut out your pancreas and leave you bled the fuck up in a back alley.

Who came up with the idea to mix tequila with taurine, AND caffeine to boot? Is that shit even legal? I stole a bottle. Whoever is having a barbecue in NYC and invites me will get to taste this wild shit. I’m mixing in $2 worth of fresh limes with two quarts of PAUL NEWMAN’s Limeade and this T2 shit. I’m sure that furniture will be broken after we’re done. Oh shit, before I forget, my good friend ANITA BRYANT was up in this piece. She is part of the Sista Factory collective. Definitely fucks with them if you go in for J*Davey, Ledisi, RES and any sisters that do that smoothed out R & B.

Me and ANITA both noticed that there were clearly too many kids inside of the store drinking that T2 when they were only old enough for Tang. Damn you Von Dutch. This is what happens when a clothing company is washed up. They resort to plying kids with alcohol. I wonder what the inventory shrink will be like at the end of the night? Who the fuck cares? Von Dutch is only for 13yr old suburban chicks with Swarovski stones on their cell phones. I kept my shit moving with my bottle in my back pocket. Copped a slice from Famous Ben’s. I’m winning…

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I almost gave away mye green variant Marvel Legends Hulk. I was just gonna mail it out to someone like eff it. I’m glad I kept it now. I mailed the Marvel Legends Colossus to my nigga from Start Snitching and instead of saying thanks that nigga was like “how much is Marvel paying you to give these out?” WTF?!? This is why I don’t fucks with Black people. Just white, and an occasional asian motherfucker. Start Snitching is still my peoples tho’. The Marvel Legends Colossus was going for $60 cent at the last comic con. The only thing about collectibles, and basically anything in general is that shit is only worth what someone is willing to spend on it.

*Still have the Beta Ray Bill / Loki package available if you want to copp*

The Incredible Hulk film was effing church. Combat Jack held back on his assessment. The shit about Hulk is that it wasn’t supposed to be the thrill ride that Iron Man was. The Hulk is on some sensitive, cerebral shit. Sonn is stuck walking around with a monster inside of him that can fuck up a decent wardrobe if shit pops off wrong. The story is about research scientists trying to keep the military from weaponizing their discoveries. The only problem is that the military has their hands in all kinds of shit and they won’t stop, because they can’t stop fucking up shit.

All the actors were sublime and no one was over the top. ROBERT DOWNEY Jr.’s cameo as Tony Stark was a bit extra. Marvel is going so hard right now with these film projects it almost makes the DC brand appear cartoonish even though they are live action. DC’s problem is essentially crafting movies that have a fidelity to the characters and actual storylines. Marvel stays winning because they play close attention to the connection and continuity of their comic books. Think about it, that’s why we were all gathered there in the theater at midnight on a schoolnight in the first place.

If you haven’t seen the new Hulk movie yet go do that this weekend. If you still haven’t seen ‘Iron Man’ yet then go bang your pinky toes with a ball peen hammer. Both of these movies, along with ‘Speed Racer’ have made this season one of the all-time illmatic cinematic summers. We haven’t even gotten to the July releases yet. I’m about to have an effing nerd attack. Best cameo in the Incredible Hulk was LOU FERRIGNO as the pizza loving security guard. STAN LEE’s was cool, but you gotta love big LOU. The audience definitely showed their love. You will too.


ESOTERIC, 7L and TERMANOLOGY – ‘Incredible Hulk Rap’

GREAT PROFILES IN RACISM…

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

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HENRY LOUIS GATES conducted a great interview with Dr. JAMES WATSON.

This is the same Dr. WATSON that was quoted as saying that Africans evolved at a slower rate than that of Europeans. The interview is fascinating as well as chilling to understand that supremacy has enlisted the utmost scientific minds to create their not so brave new world order. You MUST read this interview…

Color, Controversy and DNA

I agreed with Dr. WATSON when he originally made these remarks. What was obvious to me is that there was a point in history when humans in different regions began to develop different and sometimes drastic techniques and adaptations for survival. Those are the times when the human must evolve. When your surroundings change rapidly and with such a great intensity the only options you have are to swim or drown.

While the humans that lived in Africa were surrounded by a wealth of resources to draw upon the humans that had ventured to the northern reaches of the hemisphere found the opposite. A dearth of resources, particularly nutritional and especially in the winter led these people to commit unspeakable acts in order to survive. A brutal winter would mean that the weakest of the clan would become the meal plan. This is the most hardbody shit evar, but the flesh of a relative, say a child, was the nutritional motivation to carry the cave clan into the spring.

Dr. WATSON recognizes that nutrition and environment play a significant role in a person’s genetic disposition. It is fucked the fuck up that cannibalism has created a smarter, harder class of human beings, but that is not for us to judge or lament. The real question is whether this knowledge will spark a revival in the practise?

Attack Of The Killer Tomatos…

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

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This is why I stay laughing at all of you vegetable cats. Steady talking about how healthy vegetables are compared to meat.

Guess what? Y’all stay losing.

First of all, eating meat is what helped human evolve into human killers.

Secondly, the best vegetable of all was the tomato, but now the tomato is giving people the same diseases that meat does. It looks to me that the tomato has crossed over to the side of the carnivores. All you vegetable lovers have left now is spinach and peppers.

Herbivores stay losing. The dinosaurs. The dodo birds. The Africans.

ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEQUELS…

Friday, May 30th, 2008

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If you are a true to life rap music comic book sneaker fiend like me you must be losing your effing mind right now. All my vices are converging to give me one of the most trippy summers evar. Every other week a new superhero movie is flying through the theatres and I damn near have a pair of kicks to celebrate them all.

And to help me out with the fresh joints I don’t have yet in steps adidas. The three stripers are doing a collabo with Dark Horse comics just in time for the Universal Pictures release of ‘Hellboy II‘.

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Hellboy kicks?!? Hellz yeah!

This was a bold move by adidas. What I have to say about adidas is that they don’t go in too often on joints that I MUST have. I fucks with them from time to time when they really drop some hot shit. The MUHAMMAD ALI pack was sicker than the flu. This Hellboy collabo is even better. They use MIKE MIGNOLA art on the Stan Smith high tops and the colorway scheme on the Forum’s is crisp and sharp.

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With all the nice appointments and details included in this sneaker pack adidas got this one off in a big way, and I don’t even fucks with them like that.

Now I have to re-arrange my budget some kind of way to work one of these pairs into my archives.

If someone releases a pack of sneakers for the upcoming animated Star Wars feature my fat ass will be eating Ramen noodles for the rest of the summer.