Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

The Bluster And The Busker…

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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On the heels of BOBBY JINDAL’s recent G.O.PU~ we get to witness the unraveling of the current Republican party chairman MICHAEL STEELE.

STEELE was another slack attempt by the GOP to court diversity and reshape the image of the party into something a little less kneejerk and a lot more hip. The idea that just putting some color on some shit makes something current is PU~ in itself, but when you lack swagger as badly as the Republicans do you too would think MICHAEL STEELE was the answer.

Over the weekend STEELE was a guest on the D.L. HUGHLEY show and he commented that RUSH LIMBAUGH was not the de facto leader of the Republican party and that RUSH was an “ugly, incendiary entertainer”. On Monday morning LIMBAUGH opened a can of whoop ass so big that by that very afternoon STEELE was scrambling to issue an apology in the press.

LMFAO! I have been waiting for this douche STEELE to get bitchslapped by a Democrat, but this is even more enjoyable to peep his public PU~ from the hands of the true voice of the Republican party. LIMBAUGH didn’t just give STEELE a veritable ‘Ho Sit Down!’, he called for STEELE’s head on his talk radio show.

“Why are you running the Republican Party?

Why do you claim you lead the Republican Party when you seem obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds?

I would be embarrassed to say that I’m in charge of the Republican Party in the sad-sack state that it’s in.

If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state that it’s in, I would quit.”

Oh. Shit.

Now that STEELE has been shown to be the dancing monkey how soon before the Republicans put another face in his chairman seat in order to make inroads for the 2009 local elections?

MICHAEL STEELE got pwn3d so badly he won’t be able to raise one red cent (Ha. Socialism) for the Republicans.

Here’s to hoping that the Grand Ol’ Party continues the PU~ all year long.

Someone get SARAH PALIN on the phone.

Epic Fail = Piyush = PU~

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

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The internets is as unmerciful as politricks are when it comes time to throw the losers under the bus. When the G.O.P. jumped out with PIYUSH JINDAL as their 2012 Bizarro universe Barack they thought that just by putting someone on the frontlines that was from the ‘other’ was enough to describe their commitment to change.

Sadly for them they did as good a job vetting this Hindude as they did with Caribou Barbie SARAH PALIN. With his first, and possibly last shot at the big stage JINDAL flamed out like a bottle rocket with no stick to stabilize it. We used to call those joints “niggerchasers”. The Republican party at the moment is ready to pop off like a room full of bottle rockets with no stems attached and they are definitely chasing a nigger.

PIYUSH JINDAL’s cataclysmic burnout has garnered him a bit of internets celebritydom. The homey Combat Jack has decided to call an instance of epic failure a Piyush (pronounced pee-yoosh). In keeping time with other various internets memes the word Piyush will be contracted down to PU~ for usage on this site. I love the idea and I love just saying the word PU~. Doesn’t that just sound like something being released from someone’s sphincter at the most inopportune moment?

Here’s another great moment in PU~…

Shifting Personnel And Policy…

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

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Hooray! The U.S. will begin plans to draw down their forces in Iraq.

Booo! The president just signed off on more than 30,000 troops to be sent to Afghanistan.

This is essentially double-speak. The American people want all of their children home from the middle east. Not simply to have them moved into the house next door which has become as dangerous as Iraq once was. Afghanistan has been producing opium at the highest levels ever since the U.S. started dropping bombs in 2001.

With a global economic crisis on the horizon the one crop that doesn’t seem to lose its luster is the narcotic type. The U.S. poured all kinds of resources into Iraq to wrest control of the petroleum production. Is this troop surge in Afghanistan for the purpose of controlling the opium trade.

If so at least we will have access to awesome painkillers when the shit hits the fan.

Twitter Is Killing Shit…

Monday, February 16th, 2009

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Twitter goes to the front lines in Baghdad.

Congressman Twitters, Raises Security Concerns

The real issue with Twitter is that the army doesn’t want their soldiers Twittering about how life sucks in the military.

Thanks to VeE for the graphics

Will Work 4 Snuggie…

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

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Yep, it’s definitely time to let the banks rot in hell when they are secretly importing overseas workers to replace U.S. workers as a cheaper labor source.

AP Investigation: Banks sought foreign workers