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‘We Left Our Mother’s Basement’ – the DVD

We just released a DVD with six classic episodes all rendered in dramatic High Definition. You have to see the Ghetto Big Mac in HD. That shit has me buying them all over again because they look so damn good. You get nearly an hour runtime of i.C.’s videos for you to watch on your television. These DVD’s make excellent X-Mas stocking stuffers, or Chanukah, or Kwanzaa, or Festivus. I left off Ramadan not because of some anti-Muslim bias but because the i.C.’s are anti-fasting.

Buying this DVD is almost the equivalent of me coming over your house and sitting on your couch. If you live in NYC, Westchester, Long Island or as far south as Newark, NJ and you invite me over to your house I will come through and eat your food.

I tell you what. You buy a DVD and a t-shirt and I will come over your house and eat your food up. Seriously.

What, you didn’t know we had a t-shirt as well?

CHEA!

CHEA is the iNternets Celebrities call to action. It’s what RAFI and I say before we shake hands and become the Wonder Twins. I’m Zan [ll].

CHEA was created by using the combination of the eastern philosophy for universal balance called chi and the “Oh Yeah!” that the giant Kool-Aid pitcher always yells out.

CHEA is str8 up magic, but only for those of you that believe. Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky? Do you think about it every night and day? Do you want to spread your wings and fly away?

CHEA.

CHEA We Can Believe In.

True story is that over the weekend while I was at the Brokklyn Museum of Art I met this guy who attends Medgar Evars College right here in Crown Heights. He told me that he has been following my blogs for years. He even called me Billy X. Sunday. The best shit that he told me though was that my weblogs inspired him to be a writer. I was humbled instantly. Here is a young man that I wish would be buffeted with all of GOD’s blessings. Not because he fucks with my shit, but because he is doing his own shit to change this world as the editor-in-chief of his school’s newspaper.

I have been trying to change the world one Ghetto Big Mac at a time. One Futuristic Brunch at a time. One pissy phone booth at a time. One motherfucking quarter water at a time. Will y’all help me change the world too? If we do this together party people that is CHEAnge we can all believe in.

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