Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

GARY SHEFFIELD Does Not Care About Non-English Speaking Black People That Play Professional Baseball…

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

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Little does he know, but SHEFF has inspired generations of Dominicans with his Care Free Curl sartorial style.

Sixty years after JACKIE ROBINSON broke down major league baseball’s color barrier the debate of Blacks in baseball is revisited once again. This time it’s on the back side of remarks made by a current Black major leaguer on why young Black boys no longer seem interested in America’s pastime. GARY SHEFFIELD said that the new Black faces in baseball wouldn’t be speaking the english language. He remarked that African Americans were too expensive an investment for MLB clubs to procure. Latin players were less expensive to develop and the return for that investment was also greater.

All the sports related news programs claimed that SHEFFIELD was race baiting with his comments, but I could instantly recognize that the MLB sent out the memo to discredit GARY. Think about this… The Caribbean and South America are inexpensive to establish an infrastructure that develops players on a year round basis. The cost of doing this in the states would be out of the roof. Baseball owners know how to maximize their profits on $6 dollar soda sales as well as anyone in the capitalism game.

JOSE REYES is a product of this system and proof positive of SHEFFIELD’s comments that there will be Black faces in baseball but they won’t be speaking any english. JOSE REYES singlehandely kicked the Yankees azzes last night too. Comprende?!?

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Taking Over The World Wide Web One Internet At A Time…

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

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It is done. RAFI KAM from Oh Word! has created the platform from which I will raise my mast. Nullus of course, as always.

iNternets Celebrities will host all of our film projects as well as videos sent to us containing other inernets celebrities like yourself. It’s time to put a face on our nerditry.

In other iNternets Celebrities news…

This Friday, June 15th at 8pm the Rooftop Film Festival in New York City will be screening the seminal documentary from DALLAS PENN, RAFI KAM and CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI titled “Bodega”. This film is a sad and sometimes humorous documentary about the nutritional choices that are made by New Yorkers from the South Bronx on a daily basis. You can learn about the bodega food pyramid which has been nourishing inner-city residents for more than thirty years since the transformation of the corner deli into the bodega. Learning about shit is fun when you fucks with the iNternets Celebrities.

The Rooftop Film Festival
Seward Park High School
350 Grand Street @ Essex (Lower East Side, Manhattan)
F/J/M/Z trains to Essex / Delancey Streets

“They Shootin’! Made You Look…”

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

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You a slave to the pages of a screenplay book.

I ain’t even gonna act like I wasn’t snookered into watching the finale of the runaway hit HBO series ‘The Sopranos’. I blame myself for accepting the hype of the show. The writers of the series crafted a story arc about a depraved, murderous cabal and made us feel like they were regular everyday Americans, albeit, with atypical jobs. That is the true phenomenon of ‘The Sopranos’.

By inserting the character of psychotherapist Dr. Melfi, ‘The Sopranos’ program established a level of plausibility. The problem with most of us Americans is our fear of doctors, especially shrinks. Diabetes is way more acceptable than shcizophrenia. The therapist makes the central character appear human. With that ‘The Sopranos’ became greater than any ‘Godfather’ or ‘Goodfellas’ set to film.

I love the way the series ended too. The writers took a shit on everybody by just abruptly rolling the credits without any gunfire set upon Tony Soprano. Nothing at all to satiate my own bloodlust and depravity. Just fade to black. Damn you DAVID CHASE! That’s what I get for believing the hype.

Niggers!!! Who The Fuck Cares?!? (ReMix)

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

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Obviously I haven’t been on my grizzly educating the world about the real meaning of the word ‘nigger’. Once everyone starts using the word properly again I think everything will be put in the proper context.

As a quick recap, the etymology of the word ‘nigger’ is the Germanic ‘neggar’ and not the Latin ‘negro’. The word ‘neggar’ described one’s vocation as a plowman. That is the grunt work in an agrarian society. Not too much intelligence is required, just a very strong back. When America was shifting into an industrial nation from an agrarian based economy the plowman became the lowest possible vocation in America that one could hold. To tell someone that they were only a ‘nigger’ was to say that no matter how many strides one would make to change one’s class status they would always remain in servitude. Over several generations of that word being misused by Blacks and under-educated white the actual meaning of the word has been subverted to describe the racial context of a person instead of the vocational context.

Peep this… SCHWARZENEGGAR when broken down into its parts means black(schwarze)-plowman(neggar). Do the knowledge Austrio-Hungary stylee.

Fast forward to MICHAEL RICHARDS pathetic meltdown and even more pathetic public apology. Who the fuck cares?!? MICHAEL RICHARDS was totally correct in saying that Black men were hung fifty years ago for speaking out against a white. This is a fact that he owes no apology for. Based on his supremacist upbringing MICHAEL RICHARDS was also correct in describing the Black man as a nigger. This outburst was simply a manifestation of his sense of entitlement inside of his super-ego. His brain was telling him, “How dare these inferior people not find me funny?!? Who allowed them in this venue? I will tell the rest of the whites in the village that they whistled at my wife and we will burn their houses with our flaming crosses!”

A few months ago, some young white cannibal was sentenced to jail time for using the word prior to smashing a Black dudes skull to pieces with a baseball bat. This white had every right to use the word since he was an actual neggar himself. He was under-educated and worked at some menial minimum wage job, if he even worked at all. To top all of that, the assailant was a huge fan of current cRap music like JAY-Z and DipSet. This poor white kid was in a lose-lose situation, and I am pretty sure he used the ‘nigga’ instead of the ‘nigger’.

Here’s my solution to all of this ‘N’-word angst. White has to start calling other white ‘nigger’. Black people have to start calling these white folks nigger as well. Anyone that does a job that is beneath you should be called a nigger, even if you precede that term with a thank you. The white that delivers your pizza… call him a ‘nigger’. The white that pumps your gas… call him a ‘nigger’ too. The white that sells you tickets to the Borat movie is a nigger, and all the white that work at the concession counters are niggers too. Anyone that works in the service industry is a nigger no matter what their ethnicity. As we move closer and closer to a society that is populated by mostly people living hand to mouth I’m happy that you good folks come here for your information. Just call me your nigger.

Got A Rocket In My Pocket! (ReMix)

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

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Let me just say that you would have to be pretty naive to think that ROGER CLEMENS didn’t dope up in order to remain dominant in the game of baseball. Unlike BARRY BONDS, he has been able to mostly fly under the radar due to other factors here in America (read: Supremacy-The Inconvenient Truth). Contrary to the mainstream media stories, steroids and performance enhancing drugs don’t make regular players superstars, but they do allow superstars to shine for longer periods. The window of opportunity to be a viable professional athlete is small. Performance enhancing drugs allow that athlete a chance to add a brief extension to that window. It doesn’t last forever and the downside is that the post-retirement lifestyle is usually short as well. Just look at LYLE ALZADO.

Former major league pitcher JASON GRIMSLEY is putting peoples’ business on front street now that the F.B.I. is getting up in his shit like RICHARD GERE’s hamsters. I don’t feel bad for CLEMENS or for ANDY PETITTE or any players that are implicated for juicing. It sucks that the players are forced to take the whole weight like JANET was forced to bear that cross after her titty went on television. The baseball team owners are just as complicit as the players are. The Houston Astros trotted CLEMENS out for the home fans one last time before the season was to end. By doing so they pushed CLEMENS out of his normal spot in the rotation and thereby took a day of rest from him. The management says that this was a gift to the fans. I hope CLEMENS gets a nice bonus for the azzes that he puts in the seats at Minute Maid park. In any case, its clear to me who gets the kid glove treatment when the talk of using anabolic steroids is flung around. Clear as the cream and the clear.