Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

FOOLISH MORTALS…

Friday, February 5th, 2010

fools

I got a text message from fellow IC Rafi Kam telling me to switch up my steez on the IC TWitter page. My TWits about booger sculpting and duelzes are good and amusing, but if we are going to take the Internets Celebrities to a larger audience then we are gonna have to feed the associated IC info portals with content that brings people in (read: corporate). He’s right too. Maybe if we’re lucky we can get a deal from a community based corporation like McDonald’s. If the Dollar Van Demos people figured it out by being on their grind and in the right place at the right time I think we can definitely do something similar.

The point I took from his text message was to use the filter that acknowledges the sensibilities of the other people I am in bed with [ll]. I have the same problem sometimes when I am fuxing with the fools. It only takes someone’s crooked eyes to set shit off, but if I used my connections to get something done for the collective I don’t want someone making a decision that fux up my chances of being successful. The dance isn’t difficult either for me. And in truth, I want this shit so bad from the bottom of heart. I’ve been heartbroken before too, so that is why I may act like I don’t care.

I’ve been wild frustrated at not being able to come here and talk to you like we have previously. This place is my sanity in a world that doesn’t really understand me nor does it care. Everybody’s got their own problems to deal with. This site makes me feel special [ll]. Like I’m not too crazy, or too perverted, or too disrespectful. But that is this site and the Internets Celebrities is bigger than only DPdotcom. Sure, it’s another place where I exist, but I live there with other people. For the month of February I’m living on the IC TWitter page. So sign up already if you haven’t.

I promise to keep my filter on so I’m not so foolish.

VIDEO BONUS * VIDEO BONUS * VIDEO BONUS
Before ‘Saur locked horns with Freddie Foxx he gave internets princess TeLisaD some flipcam footage. lollersk8s!

Got Asian?

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

mh asian

DP goes in @ iHipHop.com to talk about the most influential face of Hip-Hop culture today.

Streetlife In Real Life…

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

streetlife


Crusaders featuring Randy Crawford – ‘Street Life’

After parting ways with Rafi Kam last night leaving the Gordan Voidwell / Mickey Factz / Das Racist / Freddie Gibbs show at the Highline Ballroom I caught the Brooklyn bound #4 train. It was half past 1am which is still relatively early as far as NYC streetlife goes.

While waiting for the train on the Union Square platform this shorty walks past me. I sort of laughed in my head like “uh oh, lil’ mama speedin’ with no brakes on”. I say this to myself whenever I see something wayward in the streets. This is because after uhdeen years of seeing this shit I know how it goes. I don’t really pay shorty too much mind.

streetlife

Once we get on the subway shorty sits directly across from me and then proceeds to lay out on the seatbench like she is going to sleep. Dayyyyum lil’ mama. Let me find out you are homeless? She looks too clean to be a bum like that though. Not that she looked clean, but she didn’t have the grimey luster of someone who regularly slept on subways. I switched my attention from the Blackberry Brickbreaker program to the image capture function.

I snapped her picture.

Shorty asked me if I was taking her picture. I told her I was. I said that you never see someone as cute as her laying down in the subway. It was always oldheads and washed up peoples. Never really no one young, good looking and well dressed. Shorty had it in her mind that I was complimenting her and then she just opened up.

She was laying down because she was bored(?!?). She had just left the Bronx and she was thinking about going to Webster Hall, but she didn’t really know if she wanted to go there, but she still wanted to hang out and get some drinks. I asked her how old she was to be getting drinks. Lil’ mama def looked statutory status. She said she was 21. Ha. So was I. I’ve been 21 for the past 19 years.

I asked her what she was trying to get into tonight. She reiterated that she was looking to get some drinks somewhere. I asked her what she liked to drink. She shrugged her shoulders. Hennessy she offered. I asked her what she knew about Hennessy. I don’t even drink that shit I told her. I caught myself just before I started sounding like someone’s parent which I’m not. I’m not out here to save this chick either. She is on her way and she is going to find the things she is looking for. Will she be able to handle it when she gets it? Maybe, but prA’li not.

streetlife

This was the type of shit that I would scrape after leaving the club. It was just this simple. Some little piece of group home shit that didn’t want or couldn’t go back home. I had a little one bedroom apartment in Corona back when I was 17yrs old. A lotta these type chicks fell through to drink 40 ozs and puff an el. It doesn’t stop internets. The cycle of life, death, desperation and redemption in the city stays on repeat like my iTunes player.

If this were twenty years ago then you already know the outcome. Instead I went home to my lady. I didn’t even ask shorty her name. I didn’t want to know it either. For all I know she could be my daughter.

streetlife

Dick Tracy >>> TV Wiggles…

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

dick tracy watch

Dick Tracy’s Chester Gould had it all figured out way back when. Gould knew that television was killing fools even though the medium was in its literal infancy when he created the evil villain character TV Wiggles.

I’m definitely not thinking about a flatscreen now that this report dropped…

Watching TV May Shorten Life for Couch Potatoes

Mobile media is the only way to fux with receiving information. I’m getting myself a Dick Tracy watch so I can do my internetsing from my wrist. All I need to remember is to peep pr0n videos from my left arm.

Brianna Love FTW (never, EVER SFW)

dick tracy watch

Cougar Nation…

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

lee meriwether

The women are finally getting theirs and everyone is all fuxed the fux up about it. Why can’t women get their rocks off, no matter how old they are? I watched Sophia Loren at the Golden Globes the other night and I’ll be damned if my manhood didn’t get piqued at the sight of her big ol’ dusty boobs. So what if only powdered milk is coming out of those nipples? I’m down to add water and put that in my oatmeal. Menopause is like God’s way of saying “now you can hit that raw playboy”. And who doesn’t like it raw?

Women’s sexuality is the scariest shit in the world. It’s almost as scary as angry young Black males. Add a women’s sexuality to an angry, young Black males energy and you have a national emergency. Jim Crow laws specifically punished white women and Black men from intermarrying so we wouldn’t have a bunch of Barack Obamas and Tiger Woods running around the country.

Tiger Woods is gonna go to rehab in order to keep him from smashing new twat? That is the mistake. He needs rehab in order to help him pick and choose some official beatboxes. No more babysitters or waitresses. It’s time for Tiger to start fuxing actresses and actual supermodels. If I had his paper I wouldn’t still be eating off the ‘Dollar Menu’. There are 40yr old, and 50yr old chicks out there as bad as shit and they know how to keep their under the sheets biz discreet like a motherfuxer. Keep in mind the added benefits of menopause.

We are tumbling headfirst towards Hell and a handbasket. I say that Tiger Woods should fux whoever he wants. I say that women should fux whoever they wants. People trying to have sex isn’t my problem. Not having money IS my problem. If Tiger’s libido and middle-aged pussy can fix the economy then let’s add that shit to this stupid ass healthcare bill.

lee meriwether