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Done With The Dew…

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

the juice

I thought I had been going hardbody for the Mountain Dew, especially the blue, but I wasn’t going in hardbody enough. Peep Caron Butler’s pajamas…

The Knicks season tips off today and for at least one brief moment my favorite team is undefeated for the season. The Knicks visit D-Wade and the Heat for their opener tonight. Nerditry stand up. The Knicks need to see about getting DWAYNE WADE to join us during free agency. Him and LeBreezy together would be Ridiculon-3000. In the meantime and in between time I’ll be wearing an AL HARRINGTON headband.

Washington Wizards forward CARON BUTLER has a blog on NBA.com where he confesses to being a former Mountain Dew addict. Too bad that Butler isn’t doing the Dew any longer. If what the critics say is true that Mountain Dew shrinks your balls then maybe Caron might be able to finally make some baskets instead of rimming out [ll]. Oooooh, my bad on that one.

I’m sticking with the Dew until they jux me for the these Green Label Art prizes. I entered the sweepstakes to win a couple of prizes and I have been drinking all the Dew I need to gather game codes. Hopefully I come up on either the G-Shock or the ClawMoney designed New Era snapback cap.

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new era

If I don’t win I promised Chocolate Snowflake I wouldn’t fux with the Dew any longer, but if I did win then I would feel a kind of way by not continuing my support.

Here’s to the New York Knicks and their bid to be champs for the Association’s 2009-10 season.

Dew the do my dudes.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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You are not ready…

NIKE has begun to unveil the latest design for the LeBRON JAMES signature basketball shoes. These joints are FIYAHVERKS. I haven’t liked a LeBreezy shoe up to this point because they all seemed too chunky and bootlike. I just didn’t care for their profile. Don’t act like you were fuxing with them either despite the fact that LeBRON has the best NIKE commercials evar. Better than the JORDAN Mars spots even.

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The LeBRON VII(7) has evolved into a very nice shoe. I’m excited that NIKE chose to retain some of the features that were part of the scrapped design of the VI(6). The patined leather is one of LeBRON’s favorite treatments from back in his Air Jordan collecting days. I’m a big fan of the total Air Max platform. NIKE has figured a way to create an Air max footbed strong enough to support the rigors of a professional athlete while exposing the entire length of the foot. This is the future.

As if the Air Max platform for these shoes wasn’t enough of an evolutionary leap we see that the upper is constructed with the new Flywire carbon fiber technology. It was already impossible to keep LeBRON on the ground. With these new Flywire Air Max shoes on it looks like LeBRON JAMES will pwn the upper atmosphere. Up, up and away.

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Don’t Quit Your Day Job…

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

hail meg

A little remixing is going on today internets while I get myself together.

Yesterday, I was fortunate enough to get a chance to build with emcee par excellance Raekwon while he was in the studio with StreetLevel.com

That’s like the golden ticket to DisneyWorld.

I was part of the inaugural broadcast of Nah’Right Radio.

Slam Dunk.

Combat Jack gave the car a boost so I could make the home run to Freeport.

I just touched down.

Gonna need a minute to collect my thoughts and report back cogently.

Thank you for your patience.

hail meg

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The Association’s Jackson 5

Monday, June 15th, 2009

lakeshow

Two months ago I would have totally discounted the role of the head coach in the outcome of NBA contests. The games were a stream of virtuoso offensive stars with a final two minute procession of free throws and time outs.

College baasketball is where the coaches reign supreme. Or so I thought. If Ilearned anything from these playoffs it was that the coach in the Association was the new sixth man. How else did Orlando engineer their visit to the league finals if not for their coach STAN VAN GUNDY who was obviously separated at birth from pr0n icon RON JEREMY?

stan van jeremy

As much as we will discuss the re-ascendancy of KOBE BRYANT sans SHAQUILLE O’NEAL we should respect the genius of PHIL JACKSON to secure his tenth title with what is arguably the worst squad he ever coached. The aggregate talent of this Lakers team is lower than any BULLS ‘chip squad and is less than any of the previous three Lakers teams that went all the way.

Its not like KOBE BRYANT, the Finals MVP, was even the best player throughout these playoffs, because he wasn’t. KOBE was undoubtedly a serviceable superstar, but have any of you fans studies his line from this Game 5? Under 50% shooting for 30 points, 6 boards and 5 assists. Those are JORDAN-esque numbers if we are talking about EDDIE JORDAN or maybe even JORDAN FARMAR but definitely not MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN. Let’s face it, KOBE’s got the grimace down pat, just not the game.

Will PHIL JACKSON return to the Lakers to set up a title defense? PrA’li. Who do you think will be able to outcoach JACKSON and simultaneously outplay the Lakers? Plus, there are some players on the Lakers team who I think will grow their skillsets over the summer. TREVOR ARIZA is one of them. Is it because he is my Twitter friend that I think @TAriza is going to be the shiz? Chea. In the meantime and in between time I will cash in on this KOBE hype though. I’m gonna put my KOBE 8’s laserprint Huarache 2K4’s up on eBay.

Holla if you fux with a size 12.

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