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The Internets Made Me Do it…

Monday, July 20th, 2009

byob bbq

You might have heard about the little party that Combat Jack and I threw for the internets. We gave the party for Nah’Right. Not JUST eskay, but for the community that he has created. The same goes for OKayPlayer.com and everything that site has done for Hip-Hop and the culture since it came online over 10 years ago. On terrestrial radio MINYA OH gives information on real world celebrities and their trials and tribulations, but to the online community Miss Info is an internets celebrity.

byob bbq
byob bbq

These were some of the folks that we wanted to salute for the 1st Annual Bring Your Own Blogger BBQ, but mostly we wanted to big up you, the internets. The people that use inter-connected networks to exchange news, views and information. Y’all are the internets. If you have a Facebook, a MySpace page, a Twitter account, an AIM screenname or anything that floats on the worldwide you have an inter-connected network. And if you have access to two or more inter-connected networks you are now an INTERNETS.

The BBQ was for the people who weren’t scared of the ‘S’ on the end. They aren’t scared to use it. They embrace it. The are the folks from the future that we are talking too. And they all brought us the most valuable thing they had to give. Their time. Folks could have been ANYWHERE else in Brooklyn, fuck it, the world for that matter. But the internets came through a little radio station in Brooklyn and spent time with us for a few hours. That was big. In my mind time is money. So because I consider myself to be very valuable so is my time. And since I fux with you internets you should feel the same way about yourself.

byob bbq
byob bbq

With that premise we jumped out the window with the BBQ plan. We knew who we were, the internets, but we didn’t know where we would get down with it. Combat Jack went into his Blackberry rolodex and started hollering at fellow online personalities who talk about the importance of inter-connected networks. At each turn we were stymied and stifled by sponsors. Mountain Dew DID NOT EVEN have a 6-pack of cans for this event. I would have turned them down tho’ since the event was called BYO-B, not C.

I thought I might have some free bottle of liquor to help the spaceship take off properly since my dad’s old company is based here in NYC and I have seen them giving free shit to Jeff Staple and LRG. Those folks aren’t internets like we are so my sponsor request was denied on Friday at midnight.

to: dallas.penn@gmail.com
date: Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 11:35 PM
subject: Re: BYOBlogger BBQ

Dallas, I was unable to provide a sponsorship or donation through my suppliers. It has to fall under a charity with a 501 3C.
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Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld

This meant that I had to go to the ATM and withdraw $500 to get people nice and smoothed out. If my phone is shut off this week don’t sweat it because I will back on by Friday the 31st (payday). I opted not to buy the cheapest shit I could find because that would surely not look good on our record in the future. I went in with Bacardi Gold, Limon and this new Dragonberry shit. Dragonberry for the motherfucking win. I pulled in Svedka vodka on the co-sign of RYAN HOBBS. He is one of the Go-In Brothers who threw a rooftop party last year on Bedford Avenue that popped hardbody.

I mixed up two separate punches and created back up bottles so that the juice containers could simply be refilled when they were tapped. My punch mixes are not for the amatuers in the game. You need to drive slow when I am in the building or else ypu might find your car swerved on the side of the road. More on that later. If you are doing a bar-b-cue and you don’t invite me that is fine, but if you don’t use my punch recipes you are losing. Don’t be a loser…

byob bbq

DP Rum Punch
Arizona Fruit Punch and Mucho Mango. Apple & Eve organic peach mango juice. Bacardi. And more Bacardi. The Dragonberry Bacardi is dangerous. You will never see it coming, but it will get you. And then you will be caught out there.

byob bbq

Arnold Palmer On Acid
Apple & Eve organic lemonade (What’s with the organic beverages?!? I see you Combat Jack.), Snapple lemon iced tea. Schweppes ginger ale. Svedka vodka. This was the HGH punch for the day. I’m doing this one again with a premium vodka and ginger beer.

Now the party wasn’t ready to fly off yet because the grill wasn’t fired up, but that was in the capable and sturdy hands of 40 Diesel who did some hood star Emeril shit and was giving people meat like it wasn’t nothing. Fools were eating and drinking and talking mad shit. It was going down party people, but I was missing the most important element. I needed some music to give the crowd the vibe that would take us all the way to 1am. That was supplied by my G from forever and the most flamboyant producer, GudTyme. Guds has been on tour with groups like the X-Ecutioners and the homey Rob Swift. Without Guds jumping in the projet from the very beginning we would not have had the momentum we needed to get to the finish line. No Guds = no J.Period. Guds made the music happen. We had liquor, food and music. Now all we needed was the internets. And then just like that here they came…

byob bbq
byob bbq
byob bbq
byob bbq

I can’t remember in my mind’s eye everyone who came through the BBQ. There were sooo many talented people inside of that piece. Creators, and consequently consumers. We all buy each other’s shit, good and bad. We are each other’s customers. I was hell’a philosophical that night. Maybe it was the sunset over Manhattan’s tremendous skyline. Maybe it was realizing that all the sleepless nights I spend in the lab putting posts on DP.com and other sites has allowed me the access to speak with people who are literally my heroes. We are all creating the life we imagine for ourselves by sharing our talents AND our information. Can you imagine how powerful the internets could be if everyone lived like this?

A special shout goes out to the internets that swerved off the road. This dude enjoyed the party like none of the rest of us did. Combat Jack said that is was the rum punch. I think that 40 Diesel maybe put something extra on the grill. Whatever it was cousin was done in lovely. I admired dude for enjoying himself that much. If I can make some call Earl at the end of the night and not during the party then I have done my job. For your information, this brother was taken home but not just one, but TWO pretty young ladies. Earl FTW.

byob bbq
byob bbq
byob bbq

I need some time to soak up this entire weekend, from losing my bank card and liquor sponsors on Friday to the epic BBQ, to a historic day at Jones Beach for Rock The Bells, to now walking out the door to my day job @ 730am this morning. I’ll get back on the internets with you some time later. In the meantime and in between time enjoy some of these links that are featuring the 1st Annual BYOB BBQ…

Rule 4,080’s Joey2Fresh hung out all day and caught the day and night scenes of the BBQ

B.Y.O.B BBQ (Day) at PNC Brooklyn 7.18.09
B.Y.O.B BBQ (Night) PNC Brooklyn 7.18.09

UrkelBot Brian from PNC Radio’s Bar Exam show and 2Fresh2Cool.com made this Vimeo from scenes of the BBQ

Internets! Stay logged on and locked in.

It’s only just begun…

byob bbq

BRING YOUR OWN BLOGGER…

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

byobbbq

It’s about to go down!

The internets done did it this time.

DP.com x Combat Jack = BYOBlogger BBQ

It’s a celebration bitches!

Saturday 07.18.09 5pm-11pm

Shouts to Nahright, OKayPlayer, OnSmash.com, MissInfo.tv, 2dopeboyz, The Smoking Section, RapGaydar, er, Radar…

And to add to that…

DJ J.Period on the 1’s & 2’s

and more…

An exclusive preview of the entire SlaughterHouse debut album

yet still more…

FREE FOOD and DRINKS (yes obama)

and still there’s even more…

YOU!

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

butter

You’ve got to be extra sometimes if you want to people to respect your steez. You can’t be like the others. I think that remarks the style of kids from Long Island to a degree. They are trying to keep up with their cousins from the city so they go in extra hard to show that they can hang.

Right near my house in L.I. is a nice little sneaker shop called Extra Butter NY. These dudes represent for Long Island in a major way. Not just with kicks, but with streetwear and gear. I paid a visit to this shop which is right in my backyard to see what they were all about.

Now I may not have to go to the city any longer for my exclusive shit. The folks that run Extra Butter are from the future. They host a ‘movie night’ in their store. The theme this time is called “Sextra Butter“. The movie is ‘9.5 Weeks’. I fux with Extra Butter NY.

DP2FTV = FANBOYZ UNITED!

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

dp

How do you fools like the sound of this shit…

FANBOYZ UNITED!

dp

This is some shit I want to turn into a program for mass broadcast. I like the idea of being a television program, but I really like the idea of being an internets program. My new homey JOHNNY SAGAN just got into the DP dot com movement and he is pitching this idea to the people that fux with bigtime TV. I don’t know if they really get down for the crown like we do here at the website. Shouts to the iNternets Celebrities movement for giving this website its street cred to video viewers.

How about we make Fanboyz United! programs shaped around a central theme? Episodes can be hosted by HuLu.com or whatever contender comes up to compete with them. The real problem I see is making the idea of being a fanboy not such a niche market. There are plenty of fanboys that aren’t totally integrated on the internets. Technology isn’t the only aspect of fanboyhood.

There are six pillars that are the foundation of fanboy culture…

Technology, Sports, Music, Comics, Gear, Junk Food…

These six items are inter-related and cross-reference each other throughout Fanboyhood.

The program Fanboyz United! is a documentary slash reality slash variety show that illustrates the finer points of these pillars in ways that their beloved audience has never seen them before. Every week we take our viewers out of their homes to roam the streets with us doing the things that the fanboy vanguard does, or better yet, wishes they were doing with us.

tech

Technology – From taking the latest cellphone and creating an application for it that makes it operate better yet voids your warranty to music weblogs that stream the latest music the very second it arrives in retail installations (if not before). Fanboys are making James Bond look like a Luddite. Technology allows fanboys to communicate in ways never before imagined. Video games travel to other planets or hyper-realize the space we all live in. While technology is moving too fast for many people it is actually moving too slow for fanboys.

sports

Sports – ESPN has been able to target fanboy culture with a highlight reel program that repeats itself in the early morning hours. This program delivers the information to all the fanboys who maintain fantasy teams and require the hard data that tells them how their particular athlete is performing (natch). Sports memorabilia has evolved to collections of cards with an array of technological advances embedded in the cardboard. Fanboys need sports in their lives. Women’s testosterone? Not so much.

music

Music – The soundtrack to fanboyhood is defined with a booming bassline. Whether its rap, or rock, or a hybrid of punk speed metal synthesized voices, the fanboyz are dancing to it. They are making videos of those dances and uploading those videos on to YouTube where millions of viewers are watching them. The advent of software like Fruity Loops has enabled anyone with a computer to become a music producer. The music video has become the mini-novela. I’m streaming West Side Story for like the 50th time. It is so gangsta!

comics

Comics – There is no greater visual emotional influencer for fanboyz than the comic book industry. The recent Hollywood blockbusters like Watchmen, 300, iron Man, Batman, Sin City and X-Men should be proof of this. Fanboys that have spent a lifetime collecting the stories of these characters are now writing the graphic novels which will eventually become the major motion pictures. How many people have experienced the method for which their favorite characters monthly pulp is delivered to the newsstand, or actually for fanboys that would be the specialty shop? Fanboyz United! is all about profiling the production on the back end and letting you watch the method as to how comic books are published.

gear

Gear – Technology has seeped into the design of fanboys clothing now that hooded sweatshirts have concealed iPod holders. Space age fabrics like DuPont 3M material are all over sneakers. There are more fanboys with sneaker collections that number the 100’s even the 1000’s than ever before. Fanboys will camp out in front of retail locations in the pouring rain for several days while awaiting the release of the latest sneaker designed by rapper KanYe West. All the while wearing the latest weatherproof gear from Ralph Lauren or North Face. These sneakers and garments speak volumes to the fanboys that wear and collect them. Let’s take a look at the Polo collections of Meyhem Lauren and Thirstin Howl III.

junkfood

Junk Food – Junk food is the fuel cell that powers fanboyz. From McDonald’s to Taco Bell, from Doritos to jalapeno Cheetos these foods are consumed in abundance and repeated ad nausem until nauseous. Cereal isn’t just for kids. It’s for adults who spend 16+ hours surfing the world wide web and blogging and posting in forums and chat rooms and simply have no time to microwave anything let alone cook. Fanboyz would like to learn hpw to cook though. One of the latest fanboy trends is to watch how-to cooking videos featuring adult film stars fully clothed, yet tastefully (pun intended) provocative.

Fanboyz United! is the ultimate documentary reality show for fans, stans, collectors, nerds, groupies and techies. Fanboyz United! isn’t really even a television show. It is an effin’ lifestyle! Think of boyhood, but for grown men. How awesome is that? Fanboyz United! is boyhood on steroids. Knowing and loving all the things you did when you were younger, but now with the mind and the authority of an adult.

Its the ability to eat a bowl of cereal at 2am while watching ESPN SportsCenter or Adult Swim. It’s the notion that Darth Vader is an existential expression for uncontrollable political power and attention. Fanboys are about knowledge and the minutiae sometimes contained therein. Exactly how many women has Batman slept with? A lot. If you were a fanboy you would know the number, AND their names. Fanboys love the products they consume even more than the companies that manufacture them.

I’m happy to be a fanboy. Truth to tell you is that my girlfriend is a fanboy too. That might be the only time you have to [ll] a woman on the internets. What do y’all think of the concept? Is this something you might want to fux with? I thought each episode (I refuse to say ghey ass “webisode”) could be 16 mins with four(4) bloks of content 4mins long. And then we tag a sponsor on that bitch. Basically the Hulu format.

So who wants to make this show happen is really the question at hand? I want to keep it on the web or put it in the eyeballs of the people that will enjoy it most. Remember the DAVE ATELL show on Comedy Central? I know you all remember CHAPPELLE’s Show? I want to mix these programs with Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim programming. The next new TV Funhouse. That is my dream right now.

I have met so many talented people in real life via the internets who deserve to bring their passions to the community-at-large. There are millions of fanboys out there who want to get their rec. This is our time to shine. Anybody want to make the official logo and typeface? Can you start with some athletic style lettering, maybe in a font similar to the San Francisco Giants. Let’s get this popping…

The Future Of Rap Music…

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

das racist

A few months ago RAFI pointed me to a music video from this band called Das Racist. Their steez re-awoke something in me that loves rap music.

It could have been their intelligent wordplay with cultural cross-referencers and newsworthy non-sequiturs.

It could have been the fact they were the kind of don’t give a fuck retards that have been missing from rap music.

Smart dumb rappers were the rage back in the early 1990’s. But even then it wasn’t so much about intelligence and geo-political recognition as much as it was about rapping polysyllabic words. The self parody aspect of Hip-Hop was lost when rap music’s tagline became “keep it real”.

Rap music was never intended to be about reality.

Reality sucks.

Hyper-reality is what’s really ‘hood.

What’s really food? Das Racist. From their sub-cellar underground dance classic mega-hit ‘Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bell’ to their trippy freestyle inspired ‘Chicken & Meat’ Das Racist sits squarely in my fastfood fanboy wheelhouse. I will officially lose my shit when they make a song about iced honey buns from the bodega.

Consider me an official Das Racist stan right now.

Being the thinking man’s rap group is no small feat either, but they are good enough to bring RAFI KAM into the Lower East Side to enjoy their set so I think you other emcess need to take heed. RAF and I were joined at the Das Racist show by a fellow internets from Cleveland who still gets it in Ohio.

@IamRobAck is the future of the internets.

Das Racist is the future of rap music.

The iNternets Celebrities know this because we are from the future.