Archive for the ‘Black Bullshit’ Category

Olympic Champion Lifestyle…

Friday, August 31st, 2012

I went in on this I.T. for 50% off at my Polo honeycomb hideout in Manhasset. I wanted to wait for the next reduction, but I was shook that some kid just coming into the Lifestyle was gonna beat me to the register.

The funniest shit is that my cellphone doesn’t even have outgoing service right now, but I still feel like I got my priorities in order. SMH

SOX SWAG ON A TRILLYON…

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

I been fuxing with Reebok since the days of flop socks at the Latin Quarters. Now Reebok is creating a focus on the OTHER element of the footwear system. Socks swag is so important to me I made a P.S.A. about that shit. I’m glad these sockas is starting to hear me tho’.

Reebok str8 laced me with a pack of goodies so I show off my swag and talk my shit

The Lunatics Now Run The Asylum…

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

This is the song on SlaughterHouse’s new album that I can’t stop listening to. This might be Eminem’s best produced track so far. It bounces with the whimsy you might expect from Marshall Mathers, but he also found some great minimalist elements to add the mystery.

I fux with the drum programme he inserted too. Good job Eminem.

Listen to Joell Ortiz. Did you ever doubt his skills? Shame on you playboy. That boy good. I’m gonna review the SlaughterHouse album with a long drop and a few sample tracks. The short on the album is that it’s pop aspirations posing as stadium rap. SlaughterHouse wants you to put your lighters in the air. But this track here is for the rappity juggalos and lyrical nutjobs.

SLAUGHTERHOUSE featuring EMINEM – ‘ASYLUM’ from dallas penn on Vimeo.

GOALTRENDING…

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

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Why do I keep killing my body to keep this blog populated? What is it that I can’t go to sleep because I feel like the world needs my fanboy videos? That has to be some form of insanity, possibly acute narcissism. I mean, yeah, people like the videos, but when I die who the fux would care? It doesn’t stop, but I will one day.

That’s why I’m fuxing with this Nike Fuel Band to get me hype for getting myself healthy. I want to do whatever it takes to keep my streak going of daily goals met. It’s a small victory for me since I feel like everything else I’m working on is stuck in a stalemate. At least I can look to my wrist at the end of the day and see the flashing ‘GOAL’ lights.

This is the magic of the Nike mythos of self-empowerment thru rampant consumerism. I spend therefore I am. You should see how morose I become when I can’t spend shit because my account is overdrawn.

*looks down at wrist*

Nature Boy Lifestyle…

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

Just when I thought I was completely done with all my Modern Explorer acquisitions along comes this hat for $30. What made me buy two(2) of these? I’m an addict for Lifestyle. I’ve been wearing one out and the other was pout on ice with the doubles of Modern Explorer I.T.’s I’ve come up on.

If you still got some scratch left you have until midnight tonite to get this with the 25% OFF discount I used at the Polo RL online checkout