Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

STILETTO FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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I’m mad I didn’t go to the Association’s All-Star game in Dallas. From all the previous joints I attended I can tell you that there was reckless stunting going on. The All-Star game is like Juneteenth on the regulack and this year it was in Texas so you know there was folks up in that piece wearing mink underdrawls. Str8 foolishness.

You know ThunderDome was up in that piece too.

Vince Carter is the man version of ThunderDome [ll]. Not because I think he gives Dwight Howard awesome brain, but because that fool got a massive cranium.

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While the ballers were on the court putting it down the ballers were in the stands as well. I know there were chicks walking around Cowboy Stadium stunting in these retarded Air Jordan high heels.

I can tell by the construction that a lot of big girls copp these joints. I h8 to see big girls rocking the skinny-heeled joints and the heel be all stressed and buckling. These joints look sturdy enough to handle some truck thighs.

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Not that I support buying fake sneakers, because I don’t, but these heels are just the type of shit that I could see Nike manufacturing after learning about all the customers copping them from the chinaman.

Peace to Boomer on the link

Don’t Commit Sadecide…

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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Don’t one yourself after listening to the smooth stylings of rap music’s favorite British chanteuse. We call that Sadecide. #iHipHop

What Hath They Wrought?!?

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

marc jenn

I blame Jenifer Lopez and Marc Antony for this video…


* REMIX BONUS * REMIX BONUS *

Cougar Nation…

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

lee meriwether

The women are finally getting theirs and everyone is all fuxed the fux up about it. Why can’t women get their rocks off, no matter how old they are? I watched Sophia Loren at the Golden Globes the other night and I’ll be damned if my manhood didn’t get piqued at the sight of her big ol’ dusty boobs. So what if only powdered milk is coming out of those nipples? I’m down to add water and put that in my oatmeal. Menopause is like God’s way of saying “now you can hit that raw playboy”. And who doesn’t like it raw?

Women’s sexuality is the scariest shit in the world. It’s almost as scary as angry young Black males. Add a women’s sexuality to an angry, young Black males energy and you have a national emergency. Jim Crow laws specifically punished white women and Black men from intermarrying so we wouldn’t have a bunch of Barack Obamas and Tiger Woods running around the country.

Tiger Woods is gonna go to rehab in order to keep him from smashing new twat? That is the mistake. He needs rehab in order to help him pick and choose some official beatboxes. No more babysitters or waitresses. It’s time for Tiger to start fuxing actresses and actual supermodels. If I had his paper I wouldn’t still be eating off the ‘Dollar Menu’. There are 40yr old, and 50yr old chicks out there as bad as shit and they know how to keep their under the sheets biz discreet like a motherfuxer. Keep in mind the added benefits of menopause.

We are tumbling headfirst towards Hell and a handbasket. I say that Tiger Woods should fux whoever he wants. I say that women should fux whoever they wants. People trying to have sex isn’t my problem. Not having money IS my problem. If Tiger’s libido and middle-aged pussy can fix the economy then let’s add that shit to this stupid ass healthcare bill.

lee meriwether

Nothing But Nyet…

Friday, January 15th, 2010

bjayz

“Dayyyyum, these Nets sux!”

What a piss poor franchise the Nets have become. The Kentucky Wildcats, Kansas Jayhawks, Texas Longhorns and a host of NCAA Division-1 teams would pwn these losers. And this is the franchise that they want to relocate to Brooklyn?

The Brooklyn deal is reportedly short some bucks right now, but supposedly this Russian dude with wild billions is gonna save the project.

I vote ‘NYET’ to Moscow on Atlantic Avenue. If the developer Bruce Ratner were a smart man he would simply nix the arena deal put some other shit in that empty space. Maybe Wal-Mart? Maybe affordable office space? Brooklyn certain has enough places to shop. What the boro needs is places for her residents to work and be trained with skills that would allow people to work on their own shit. If there is a place in New York where the hipster ideal has proven to be a sustainable way of life Brooklyn is the place.

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Hopefully then Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z won’t have to take silly pictures holding those crappy jerseys and simply allow the Nyets to remain playing their home games in crappy New Jersey.

You know what I just thought of? If Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z formed a rap group they could call themselves the B-Jayz [ll].