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Happy Valentine’s Day…

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

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To all of my ladyfriends, who have been with me through the years, I thank you for your time and especially for your love.

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I certainly would not have made it to this point if you hadn’t seen something special that you liked about me and let me come into your heart.

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I’m sorry that none of you realized that I was the Black Peter Pan. I am unable to grow older and mature. Neverland is fun for some, but alas not forever.

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I still love you all in my own deep special way. I don’t remember the arguments that we surely had, nor will I remember the fights or the ill words spoken.

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You have all moved on now to become better, smarter and stronger women. I would hope that you would remember me for that gift.

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Because I know that you still love me too.

Happy Valentine’s Day…

XOX,
D

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Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner…

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

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BILLY X. SUNDAY stays giving the people what they want.

Survey says that the people who frequent XXL mag dot com are mostly into shit other than music. The Chris Brown beatdown of his former beatbox Rihanna is now the most discussed story while the ongoing internets shenanigans of the raptors Fisty Scent and Rick Raws is more popular than the music they are releasing as the soundtrack. Rap music now has to play the background to weblogs about… Rap music.

Don’t act like you didn’t see this coming. This is what you asked for. You were gullible enough to imagine that someone had amassed wealth from illicit narcotics trafficking prior to recording songs in which he claimed to be a wealthy narcotics trafficker. Enough of you bought into that fantasy to let the survey takers know that you would also consume ringtones over orchestral productions. This simultaneously followed the idea that simple call and response lyrics were more palatable than rhymes containing too many polysyllabic words.

As the music component of Hip-Hop was dumbed down for packaging the audience followed suit. Why do you think the WWE has such a tremendous following in the south, midwest and Philidelphia? This is where the dumbest populations in America reside and where they crave the entertainment of actors dressed up in underwear grabbing each other’s crotches. Wrestling was always the pastime for teh ghey mongoloids. Professional wrestling is definitely entertaining but the viewers with any sense have left reality at the door. We know the actors all have lunch together from the same craft services buffet table.

Rick Ross had his actor facade removed last year with the disclosure that he was formerly a correction officer prior to his career change to a recording artist. Fifty Cent was on a downward trajectory since releasing his monumental album Get Rich or Die Trying back in 2003. These two artists needed this Vince McMahon type excitement to justify the amounts of money that their respective labels have invested in them. What the labels should be doing is arranging for a cage match between the two since the survey says that is what the fans want to consume. Are music labels ready to convert themselves into fight, er, concert promoters?

All that is left now is the spectacle since we are no longer interested in the lyrics or the music. At the end of the day the so-called fans gathered around for the negativity and the controversy. And you know whose legacy those marketing strategies belong to…

Tupac.

Rainhats Still >>> Um-ba-rellas-ellas-ellas…

Monday, February 9th, 2009

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DO NOT take relationship advice from BILLY X. SUNDAY

If I wasn’t as lazy and drunk as I am so often I would have inserted [ll] this drop so that you could have read this shit first thing in the morning before you go to homeroom or wherever high school cats go at 8am. Alas, You will have to hear more about the story of Chris Brown going all UFC on his alleged girlfriend Rihanna.

I say alleged because we all know that Chris Brown prefers to wear nuttsachs like a Van Dyke right? We all know this right? Okay, good we have that out of the way. So the question remains why would Chris Brown get into a catfight with Rihanna anyhoo, since the likelihood of them arguing over fidelity is nil. They are more likely to be upset with each other over sharing the same dude.

I think Rihanna made the mistake of calling out Chris Brown’s sexuality in front of people that aren’t in the ghey cipher. You know, that cabal that runs the entertainment industry. Most people think its the t.I.’s that run this rap shit but in actuality it’s the ghey t.I.’s. Rihanna gets all liquored up at the pre-Grammy party (you know the alcohol and other treats *ahem* flow freely at these events right?) and then she tells Chris Brown that he is just a dancing fag like Alvin Ailey.

Chris Brown wanted to cry, but he held it in until they got in the limo taking them to the house they were renting (separate rooms, but of course). He finally bust out into tears inside the car and he really wanted to pinch Rihanna’s arm, but because her forehead is like eightheads he couldn’t help it but to touch her above the neck. I’m pretty sure that he didn’t want to bust her lip open, even if that is what he ended up doing.

I’m not here to defend Chris Brown. He is a sweetchuck though, and those dudes are just as likely to fight with a chicks because they think they are one too. In this new technological age Chris Brown should celebrate the achievement that from now on whenever someone gets domestically abusive with their chick we will say that fool “Chris Brown’d” his broad. At the end of the day being remembered for anything is all you can hope for in an era of disposable entertainment.

More Bounce To The Ounce…

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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Fools have lost their mind if they think JESSICA SIMPSON ain’t stil sexy. Sheeeeid, she became more sexy if you ask me. When she was all slim you know how some people would have lost their minds if they saw a guy like me walking down the street with a girl like her? Now that she has a few curves those same people would leave us alone since they are stuck on TAYLOR SWIFT.

Winnnnntime!

Guess what party people? The part that counts is on the inside. I’m not talking about her heart, or her generous spirit. I’m talking about her vagina. You know what kind of business you will be in once JESSICA’s stuff gets moist? You might could drown in that love if you ain’t a good swimmer when you are wearing her thighs like earmuffs. Fools need to stop sleeping on the thick chicks.

DP2FTV vs. TC_TSS

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

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TRENT CLARK from the Smoking Section dot com hit me up on the Facebook and asked me what was the best record album cover evar.

Now I’m no Dart Adams when it comes to remembering al the album art from since forever but I just happened to have a few album covers on my HD that I enjoy for their photography and their, erm, artistic value.

What I started to think about though was that with the onslaught of digital piracy how much album art wasn’t being witnessed. I wonder if my nigga GEORGE DuBOSE is still taking pics. Anyhoo, so it went down like this…

I threw up an album cover (Spec Boogie’s Kid Gorgeous) and TC replied with MC Pooh (remove that ‘H’ and that is the best emcee name evar).

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I threw up another one (Soca Bacchanal – please don’t ask) and TC put up the thread killer. I should have known better than to go in with this dude since he was obviously holding back this gem to smash my fingers with.

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