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AMERICA’s NEXT TOP CRIMINAL NANNY

Monday, March 19th, 2007

amy fisher

I had been siting on these pics for several months in the hope of creating a spinoff show to ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘America’s Most Wanted’. It was going to be a reality show where all of these ladies lived in a house together and killed each other until only one person was left. I even received some writing help from several of my blog author buddies, but alas the censors (my imagination) disallowed the drop. So these photos have languished in my secret galleries until now.

Instead of killing off these ladies how about we let them live, and let them show our children how to live as well. It’s Women’s History Month and we should admire and respect the talents of all women. including the criminally insane. Imagine that some of these women were furloghed from their prison sentences to work at the local day care center (this happens in Black neighborhoods – everyday), which one of these women’s criminal talents do you think would serve our children best? Let’s take a look at the contestants…

deb DEBORA KAREN TOOLE
Resisting arrest
Driving without a valid license
Stolen license plate on vehicle

viv VIVIAN DOROTHY MAE KNIGHT
Scheme to defraud
Criminal possession and use of personal identification

viz VISION CIERRA WALLACE
Possession of cocaine
Intent to deliver

angie ANGELA DAWN McCOURT
Driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

angie VALINDA MARITTA BROWN
11 counts of dealing in stolen property

essie ESSIE BELL SPELL
Violation of probation
Warrant for one count of battery
battery on firefighter or intake officer

BLACK GRRLS EFFIN’ RULE!

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

af yard

I’m totally in chill mode this weekend but I thought that I could at least put y’all onto something that I’m digging on…

The Afflicted Yard is one of the sites that I imagined I could be when I started officially blogging. Although dude is a bigtime photographer it’s his ability to mesh his art with politics that I appreciated. T.A.Y. makes Black women look good, real good, and good looking Black women he makes them look stunning.

He celebrates their youth and their determination. He highlights their swagger. Take a look at his photogallery for women. Don’t be embarrassed, it’s still Women’s History Month. Call it research.

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  • On a separate note regarding photoblogs…
    DP Dot Com is on the esteemed blogroll over at the D-Nice Journal. It’s a big look for me because D-Nice was the original blog that I read before I had this website. From that site I found IAN from A Different Kitchen and then ByronCrawford dot com. After that the rest is history. Now that my blogging experience has come full circle maybe it’s time leave “the game” as the cRappers might say…

    Hell to the nawww.

    I still got too much trouble on my mind.

    af yard

    SEPARATED AT BIRTH: SKELETOR JONES

    Sunday, March 11th, 2007

    skeletor jones

    Tell me I’m lying…

    NIA LONG, YOU OWE ME SUMTHIN’

    Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

    nia

    It was just ten years ago that NIA LONG gave every high school dropout, college dropout, fake LANGSTON HUGHES flunkie a reason to believe in Black love. So I bought a thesaurus and I studied that shit like it was the Bible. I was going to rain down polysyllabic verses on the Black community like it was R.KELLY’s urine (nullus). I wasn’t just trying to bag up the crazy cocaine freaks like LISA NICOLE CARSON. I wanted to go to the penthouse of post-Black, post-feminism, post-pin up girl poster children. I wanted me some NIA LONG.

    There hasn’t been a sister since her to make the short hair style look so sexy. Ten years after the release of the film ‘Love Jones’ and NIA LONG is still a sex symbol in the best sense of the word. I put her on par with ANGELA BASSETT for not comprimising her core values for showbiz fame and fortune. NIA LONG just looks like she has that pum pum that will be good well into her sixties. I will take it then too. You all know how I get over some grandma pum pum.

    nia

    Leaving The Toilet Seat Up For Women’s History Month…

    Sunday, March 4th, 2007

    black love

    Women’s History Month kicked off last week and in my house it means one month of me falling asleep directly after sex, throwing my clothes on the floor instead of the hamper, never calling in to give my whereabouts, and of course, the coup de gras, leaving the toilet seat up. This is to remind my lady that no matter the strides that women may make in American society and across the globe this rap shit is still based in patriarchal supremacy. This means blowjobs forever without reciprocation or even a thank you acknowledgment. Didn’t the Godfather tell you bitches it was ‘A Man’s World’.

    Seriously, don’t tell C.S. I used the ‘B’ word or my azz will eating microwave egg rolls for all of March. She’s not a rabid feminist or anything but she hates the ‘B’ word with a passion. I think one of her former mans used to wear her azz out with the word. I told her that I would only stop calling her a bitch if she allowed me to call her a cunt. She actually acquiesed. If you think about it and be really honest with yourself then you will have to admit that the word cunt might be the sexiest word in the english language. A cunt just sounds like something filled with fruit juices. Imagine peeling the skin from a cunt and drinking all the goodness inside. Mmmmmm. Do you see how enjoyable a cunt is? Women need to recognize…

    Speaking of JAMES BROWN… How is it that ANNA NICOLE is laid to rest before the Godfather?!?

    Some birth control pills are so effective that they don’t just kill ovaries, they kill the ovary holders.

    HILLARY CLINTON’s college thesis is debated as though it were the greatest piece of literature on sociology since JOHN LOCKE. I’m sure that attendng Wellesley helped HILLARY think outside of the box, but c’mon people… Can’t we all recognize a carpetbagger?