Archive for September, 2006

THE WIRE – ‘Hood Wedding Episode

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

black love

Everybody is making all kinds of noise about the new season for HBO’s ‘The Wire’ series so I won’t even talk about the show other than to say it’s almost as real as these pictures.

black love

black love

These flicks are from one of the great events that took place this past summer – a ‘hood wedding. These events happen all across America, but rarely do you have the array of photographs that show the love that that these two people bring to film (or digital memory cards). Everything is included from ex-convict uncles to a plethora of illegimate children and even an appearance by the Queen Bee herself, LIL’ KIM.

black love

black love

Black love is in full effect right now and trust me, its a scary thing. Click open the link for BLU CHEEZ’ photo gallery to view the entire series of pictures from the wedding. Ain’t love grand?!?

black love

black love

The Empire Strikes Back…

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

stormtroopers

I have been so wrapped up in the war on poverty that I kind of forgot about the war on terrorism and the war on drugs. Doesn’t it seem like these things aren’t really problems until we declare war against them? RONALD RAYGUN’s war on drugs gave us the crack epidemic. G DUBBZ’ war on terror gives us more fearfulness and more G DUBBZ.

However, the war on terror has produced some positive results if you are PETE DOHERTY or an opium farmer in Afghanistan. There has been a bumper crop of opium produced this year and 90% of the world’s supply comes from Afghanistan. We all know what opium is used for right?!? So it seems like the war on terror actually fuels the war on drugs which in turn will feed the perpetuation of the war on poverty. And here it is all the liberals in the mainstream media talking about how dumb G DUBBZ is and how little jobs he’s created. I say look at all the jobs that he’s maintained. DEA agents, judges, lawyers, corrections officers and even the Mexicans that work at the paper mill that produces the arrest docket forms.

If there are any indie rapper rockers out there that read this shiite, take my advice and delay that heroin habit for about five years. The magical crop that was cultivated this year is laced with depleted uranium and white phosphorous from the water supplies throughout Afghanistan. We have been busy bombing the fuck out of the mountains in the north. The depleted shells submit residue that is transferred into the ground water in the mountains and then delivered down to the cities in the southern part of the country. Don’t be surprised when you see more kids coming from that region looking like this.

total recall

Yep, that dope will really be the bomb.

WE ARE FAMILY…

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

sisters

I got an interesting e-mail the other day from a reader who asked if I hated women. That seemed a bit odd to me since I don’t think I’m any less progressive when it comes to treating the women in my life with love, consideration, and respect. I chalked that readers question up to being someone unfamiliar with this space and some of the ideas that pass through here for discussion sake. What I did realize is that there are a significant number of females that inspire the writing on these pages. You all should know Glamazon and That Girl Tam by now since they have been down for a minute. Glam actually freaks a quiet little place called 2 8 3 0. Thats the place where she gets to be herself, far away from the bright lights of Hollywood.

There are a couple of new heads in the game and I would like to talk about them for a second and direct you to their pages. Hopefully you will take some time to extend them some of the love that you have given me. Your comments mean so much to a new weblog writer. Ultimately, that’s the currency that we all write for.

CRUNK and Disorderly alum ALEX2.0 has jumped out the veritable window with her site, Stuck in a Quarter Life Crisis. Already in only her first month she has inspired the upcoming DP dot com feature series titled, WIG OWNERS > WIG BRUSHERS. Fellas should take note that ALEX2.0 is a rabid football fan and she might ignore you if you try to talk to her during a Dolphins game.

GEE, The Insurgent Scrapbooker is a stay-at-home, entreprenuerial mom that still acts like she’s 16. I find myself cracking up as she translates U.S. slang into Swedish and back. DP dot com rolls with a valid passport and so should you.

One of the surefire ways to hook me into your site will be a kooky name. UNRULY BROWN did the trick and I was pleasantly surprised to see that the writing was serious and yet whimsical. She is a mixture of tomboy and trickster as she recants her youth through story after hilarious story.

Last, and certainly not least is NINA 9-Milimeter. Her space in the blog universe is titled The Freakquency and she had me from the word go. NINA is fuckin’ crazy on the real. She lets us into her mind as we see her spar with her ego and her id. Not too many people would be honest enough to show you that dialogue, but NINA is fearless like that. I am sure that’s why I dig her blog and also because she is a renaissance bitch.

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

take that

Beat it up like it stole’d something from your momma.

Are Yor Ready For Some Domestic Violence?!?

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

ouch

With a full day of games scheduled for tomorrow the 2006 NFL season is officially underway (fuck that Thursday opener bullshit).

What this really means is that by sometime in mid-October we should be reading about TONY’s KANSAS CITY having his foot pretty far up his lady’s arse. Kansas City was a horrible squad last season and they had to fire their coach because of it. The Chiefs were so bad that there was a pronounced spike in Missouri reports of domestic violence.

By now we all know that domestic violence has a definite correlation to the success of the local athletic teams. With Kansas City having the worst baseball franchise and a sucky football team it means that Missouri women will be having their azzes worn out again this winter. Rest assured K.C. ladies you won’t be the only women sporting a boot print on your Apple Bottoms. Here’s the DP dot com short list of the NFL’s domestic violence black and blue division…

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
Expect the incidences of rape and d.v. to skyrocket as the Saints return to a rehabbed building in that still visibly battered city.

St. LOUIS RAMS

The Super Bowl champs for spousal abuse will reside in the ‘Show Me State’ as both the Chiefs and the Rams struggle to sub .500 seasons.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

The only things that come from Wisconsin are steers and wife-beating queers.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Domestic violence really doesn’t count in this state because you do it just to keep yourself warm.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Representing for the dysfunction of the Buckeye state along with MAURICE CLARETT will be the Cleveland Browns