Archive for September, 2006

HUGO CHAVEZ, Professional Shit Talker…

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

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Props to CHE GUEVARA for making such kick azz t-shirts…

Just the other day I was hoping someone would wild out at the U.N. General Assembly meeting and put white supremacy on blast. Your mans-n-them, HUGO CHAVEZ stepped up and called out your boy G DUBBZ for being all full of shiite and reppin’ that imperialism by crip walking on Iraq. The big mistake that CHAVEZ made was by calling shenanigans on Zionism. Israel is surely going to wipe the Palestinians off the map similiar to the way the native Americans took the ‘L’ here in the States and they may just have to serve up CHAVEZ for even mentioning their name. As much as homie flies in planes he better start carrying a parachute. Cause it’s going down.

Getting past the comedic rhetoric and confident bluster of CHAVEZ’ speech is essentially the fact that the U.N. is just a theatre. The state actors are just actors and performers without the charisma of even a voice over artist. The United Nations General Assembly is an exercise in false pretenses and futility. Just like the Senate on Coruscant, it has been emasculated by the Sith Lords and it should be voided. The United States doesn’t need the U.N. to issue their permission when we want to put our foot in someone’s azz and subsequently we don’t care about any humanitarian issues in Afghanistan or Palestine. Them niggas need to get with this Imperial crip walk.

The DP Dot Com Football Pool (Wk 3)

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

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WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT?!?!?

Yeah, I know that it’s really only the second week for the pool, but its Week 3 for the NFL so we are just gonna act like nobody won any picks in week 1. Aiight?!?

I’m also in the process of politicking with a sponsor for the pool this way I can issue some prizes when the season concludes so take this bullshiite seriously. If your picks aren’t in before the first game that weekend kicks off you are a wrizzap for that week. With all that said, here are the games we are featuring this week…


CHICAGO BEARS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS

I have a feeling that this will be the game that exposes Minnesota for being the shitty club that we all know they are and then the VIKINGS go on a ten game losing streak. Da’ BEARS.

CINCINNATI BENGALS @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Cincinnati is getting better and the Steelers are banged up. BENGALS in a close one.

N.Y. JETS @ BUFFALO BILLS

A.F.C. East is not the toughest division in the NFL, but the teams are competitive. The JETS soared last week against New England, just not high enough to get the win. JETS fly away this week.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ HOUSTON TEXANS

With all that money that DANIEL SNYDER, the ‘Skins owner spent this off season wouldn’t it be funny to watch the REDSKINS go winless this year. Not a chance. REDSKINS roll.

TENNESSEE TITANS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS
No EDDIE GEORGE and no STEVE McNAIR make the TITANS predictable and boring. VINCE YOUNG will do his thing, just not this season. DOLPHINS get off the schneid.

BALTIMORE RAVENS @ CLEVELAND BROWNS
Baltimore has been lights out so far this season and that is why they will fumble this contest. For whatever the reason, the RAVENS don’t do well in their former city. BROWNS let the dawgs out.

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ SAN FRANCISCO ’49ers
The EAGLES really stunk up the joint in the 4th quarter last weekend. They could use this win to fix their emotional post-TERRELL OWENS mindstate. I’m looking for another upset. NINERS go for the gold.

Let’s get it cracking. Drop your picks in the comments section.

I’m Sure We Can Blame The Mexicans…

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

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And just when Mexicans were slipping on the DP dot com ‘Gully Meter’, up jumps the boogie. Some of you may have heard about the story of a woman being dragged from a car by a noose for over a mile. Looks like one Mexican family assimilated the American domestic abuse lifestyle to the fullest.

That’s what happens when the Mexicans come to this country and they start watching regular American television instead of TeleMundo or Noticias. They lose their fucking minds. This woman was watching OPRAH and those sassy Negro judge lady court programs and she forgot to fix her husband his pernil, arroz blanco and habichuelas. She prah’lee replied to him all sassy like those Black women do and rolled her neck and wagged her finger. My man wasn’t having any of that. He jumped on that ass right quick and put a rope around her neck and tied the rope to his Ford Pinto.

This is going to be the biggest problem with bringing Mexicans here into America to rebuild our country. They have a penchant for uber-machismo and subsequently they end up killing women. I guess that goes back to their Mayan roots, but here in America you can’t just kill a woman because she isn’t a virgin any longer. Most women here aren’t virgins after their 14th birthdays. Here in America we don’t kill our unruly women. We just whip them with electrical cords or place hot steam irons on their shirts, while they’re still wearing them. These Mexican dudes have the game all wrong.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

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All of my Sneaker Fiend fam knows how much I love the Air Tech Challenge ’90 a/k/a ‘Agassi’ tennis shoe. My favorite pair of all were the neon 3/4 joints. I love them so much that I bought myself a pair just to look at for inspiration.

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neon 90s

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So when I went to sleep I placed my shoes under my pillow and I said a prayer to the NIKE Fairy. The NIKE Fairy is responsible for helping me find rare Air Maxes and exclusive Dunks from all over the world. I really wanted the NIKE Fairy to bring me a pair of Air Tech’s in a size 12, but what she brought me was even better.

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The NIKE Fairy gave me news that the Air Tech Challenge ’90s are being re-issued during the winter season as a general release. This means that I will prah’lee have to copp a few pairs. You know I gotta keep one pair on ice.

Niiiiice!

This Is The Remix…

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

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The second installment of the XXL x DALLASPENN.COM mashup featuring BILLY SUNDAY is on and popping.

We won’t stop, because we can’t stop.