Archive for October, 2006

NYC PUBLIC SCHOOLS CHANCELLOR Does Not Care About Hip-Hop Honors Week…

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

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If Hip-Hop has any chance at bringing a lasting and positive influence into the lives of people there has to a return of the mindset that knowledge rules supreme over nearly everyone. I understand that is a wild cliche, but its more truth now than it was in previous years. As a nation we are becoming dumber and dumber. S.A.T. scores are tumbling across the board. If it weren’t for Asian kids we’d be a nation where our next generation is borderline retard.

Hip-Hop has defined the cultural values for American youth for more than a decade. The Hip-Hop music that currently dominates the airwaves of commercial stations is derived from simplistic monosyllabic nursery ryhmes or it tells the story of material aquisition as the benchmark for social mobility. If the kids that listen to and live the Hip-Hop lifestyle are to become viable, responsible adults we will need iconic artists to redefine their values. Books over bling sounds too simplistic, but ultimately without a reduction in the consumerism ethos of these artists we won’t see any progress. At least JAY-Z could maybe write a song about why New York City schools are so miserably underfunded by the State. ‘Dear Summer School’ or some shit.

For VH-1’s Hip-Hop Honors week some NYC public school students may end up hopping trains and buses to get to school because they don’t have transit cards. The city’s schools chancellor JOEL KLEIN has mandated that all students register for their transit cards. The thinking is that many kids receive these passes and they don’t use them. This costs the city millions of dollars since the crooks at the Metropolitan Transit Authority invoice the city for each card they issue. I have a more novel idea, the city should take over the MTA and discontinue the flow of patronage cash it brings to upstate politicians. Charging kids money to get to school is essentially like levying another tax on their parents.

DALLASPENN dot com is for the children.

DALLASPENN dot com is HIP-HOP.

VH-1 Honors HIP-HOP

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

beasties

Get your shit together party people because it’s officially Hip-Hop week here in NYC. I ain’t mad at VH-1 either for spearheading these events although I admit to be a little piqued at why B.E.T. wasn’t given jurisdiction on this Hip-Hop thing. Then again you know how shit goes down when Black people do it on their own budget… handmade banners, suspect refreshments, and nobody is ever on time…

Yeah, come to think of it, I’m glad the T.I.’s at Viacom put VH-1 in charge of this whole production otherwise this shit might not get settled until sometime in November after Thanksgiving. A few more events have been added to what is already a week chock full of goodies. I am going to list for you some of the free events as well as some of the exclusive one-off shows. Peep game…

On Saturday, October 14th there are three museum events that are all worth your while. From 10am – 6pm the MAGIC JOHNSON Theatre on 125th and FREDERICK DOUGLASS Blvd will host the first installation of the Hip-Hop Culture Centre. This project needs your support by way of your presence. Can you imagine a museum space in NYC dedicated solely to the preservation of Hip-Hop culture? When I traveled through Paris I was amazed at how them French niggas have a museum for everything. They value culture and art like that and I do as well. If Hip-Hop is important to you and you think it can still be a force for positive change I kindly ask you to visit this installation. The more people that attend this will determine if the city funds this project or not. Your attendance is your vote.

Another museum exhibit will be at the Brooklyn Museum of Art from 11am – 6pm titled ‘Graffiti Basics’. Several artists will teach you the finer points of permanent marker and aerosol artistry. The Brooklyn Museum of Art is on Eastern Parkway and Washington Ave.

The Museum of the City of New York has been hosting an installation called ‘Black Style Now’ and I haven’t visited this joint since I take umbrage with the notion of ‘Black Style’. We have to be careful sometimes that we don’t reinforce supremacy in a passive manner. I just so happen to be Black and my style like many Blacks is mega-universal. I can dress, talk and display mannerisms to allow me to adapt to any circumstance. ‘Black Style’ is far too limiting for a brother from the mothership.

I feel like I need to remind you that on Saturday, the 14th, EPMD will be doing a show at B.B.King’s on West 42nd Street. I got the dope corduroy ‘LO fisherman’s cap with the embroidered tackle lures on it. Holler at your boy when you see him in the streets.

HEZBOLLAH Does Not Care About Hip-Hop Honors Week…

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

hezbollah

or
“So You Wanna Be A ‘Bollah, Shot Collah, Brollah?!?
You be hanging in the caves with Hezbollah,
Al Queda readin’ The Fader, smokin’ ‘dro with JADA,
OSAMA, the bomber, smoke now get locked up later”

DIDDY’s ‘Press Play’ in stores next week

I know some of you have moved on from this Hezbollah storyline since the Israeli troops have pulled their peckers out of Lebanon like the cheap arab whore that she is, but I’m still here on the ground in the rubble with the people of Beirut. Many of these moderate folks that would have nothing to do with a Hezbollah have become extremeists themselves after having their way of life torn asunder like so much the linen burkha sold in the dime store shops here in Lebanon.

These are people that would never have considered clashing with Israel prior to this summer because they understood that there wasn’t any future in fucking with Tel Aviv’s money. Now that their city looks like the Beirut that we in America sometimes refer to as the South Bronx people are wondering what happens next. It’s not like people just lost property and material possessions, there were tons of Lebanese children slaughtered in the conflict. Me and the Israeli army call that post-partum terrorist birth control.

It’s a fucked up thing to say, but at the end of the day either these moderate arabs get with this Zionist program and dismiss those malcontent extremists or there will be more kufi smacking going on in these parts.

And that’s kufi smacking with a capital chaos.

DEREK JETER Does Not Care About Hip-Hop Honors Week…

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

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My homie ALEX2.0 asked what was up with the Jankees going out like trout in the baseball playoffs. Like your mans-n-them NAS said, “It Ain’t Hard To Tell“. All the recent success that club has had revolved around a thoroughbred pitching staff. Steroids didn’t hurt CLEMENS run in NYC either. The Yankees got their skirt lifted up by a hardbody Detroit team. How dismal has shit become in Yankeeville? DEREK JETER is back to finger banging sweet young white meat in the off-season instead of his man GAY ROD.

I don’t like them dudes like that either, but even I was embarrassed for the Puerto Rican princess ALEX RODRIGUEZ. He was struck out on a called third strike with the bases loaded!?! Not one of those monumental at-bats where several balls are fouled off consecutively and then the pitcher pulls out a mean backdoor slider that you swing over because the count is full and your’e looking out for the high, hard cheese. This nigga got caught with the bat on his shoulder watching a lazy curveball.

So now during VH-1’s Hip-Hop Honors week the dream of another Subway Series in the home of Hip-Hop has been derailed because of mismanagement on the player personnel level. The Yankees payroll is too ridiculous to not have any real pitchers on their staff, but what else would you expect when feminine hygiene products cost what they do?

who gives a buck

R.I.P. BUCK
Over the weekend we lost a friend to the website. JOHN JORDAN ‘BUCK’ O’NEILL has finally retired to that great big ballpark in the sky. BUCK O’NEILL lived a life that was equal parts satisfying and unpretentious. I truly appreciate all the players from the Negro League era for being the foundations that REGGIE JACKSON, BOB GIBSON, LOU WHITAKER, MOOKIE WILSON, et al, could stand on. I imagine now that BUCK is deceased there will be some slick obit delivered from one of the baseball writers that denied him his final glorious at-bat in the MLB Hall of Fame. White supremacy denied some of baseball’s best players the chance to give their gift to the world. White supremacy stills puts it’s boot on their throat even when they are over 90 years old.

We see you out there BUCK, and we know that you and JOSH and SATCHEL and MOSES are still playing day/night doubleheaders.

Peace.

KIM JONG Does Not Care About Hip-Hop Honors Week…

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

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So now it’s time to kick off some of my Hip-Hop Honors week posts and this neggar, Korean president, KIM JONG IL is stealing all of my headline shine. I am pissed that the mainstream media is all stunned by this dudes 7:30 behavior.

The niggas last name is ILL!!!

That says it all in my mind. Of course this dude is gonna try to pop off with the pop off, he was born to do it. If your parent names you SHISHABONAYASIA, of course you are gonna be a skrippa and have several babies out of wedlock. When you meet some girl with that name you never assume she can read, because you know she can’t. Books were prah’lee banned in her house. By the same measure, if a man is named BUCK WHYLINS then you should equally assume that he is going to have difficulty with the whole sobreity thing. Now as far as KIM JONG IL fucking up VH-1’s Hip-Hop Honors week with all of his nuclear proliferation he was probably watching some of the previews leading up to the awards show when he heard that Hip-Hop music was the bomb. He must have gotten pissed off and said, “NO! I have the bomb, fuck a Miss Info!”

In the meanwhile, I have decided to boycott one of my favorite little dumpling shops, MANDOO Bar, until this dude stops acting out of pocket. Trust me this is hurting me too because MANDOO is hell’a inexpensive and them Korean niggas have this sick shrimp pancake jumpoff, plus their homemade kim chee is wild good.

KIM JONG, if you want me to stop boycotting Korean food I think you should add an ‘M’ and a ‘K’ to your last name. Take it from BeYONCE and her moms, milk does a body good.

milky