Archive for December, 2006

The cRap Music Fantasy League (beta)

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

secada

Here’s the list of labels that will be competing with one another for cRap Music Fantasy League supremacy this spring. In the end I only accepted teams that had confirmed their desire to play through a series of e-mails. If you don’t see your label name then that means I wasn’t able to establish your seriousness for the contest. It’s not that this will be all stiff upper lip play, but I usually dole out prizes at the conclusion of contests that I run on the site and this will be no different. Expect for me to give the winner a crispy pair of NIKE’s customized by myself and the designers at the NIKE Lab @ 255.

To all the poolers;
If you don’t like your logo, or I haven’t given you one, you may submit one to the administrator – crap.music.fantasy.league@gmail.com

Use that e-mail for all queries and complaints for items that you don’t wish to broadcast through the comments threads.

The Excel spreadsheet is underway and once completed will be mailed to you on a weekly basis. I want to do a test run before we get underway officially to make sure that my scoring systems work. Hit me up with any questions…

windbreaker WINDBREAKER Records
“We break hit records as much as we break wind”

FISTY SCENT
NAS
Lil’ WAYNE
YOUNG JEEZY
SNOOP
LUDACRIS
FERGIE
CIARA


BCS BIOCHEMICAL SLANGIN’ ENTERTAINMENT INCORPORATED
Snoop
G Levert
Game
Lil Kim
Jim Jones
Kanye
Lil Wayne
T.I.

noz COCAINE BLUNTS
Lil’ Wayne
T.I.
Andre 3000
Raekwon
Z-Ro
Pimp C
D’angelo
Foxy Brown

combat jack COMBAT JACK
Lil’ Wayne
Jim Jones
Jay Z
Fifty Cent
Game
Foxy Brown
Kanye West
Robert Kelly

chocolate city XOCOLATL CITY BALLERS
Young Jeezy
Nas
Ghostface Killah
Saigon
Eminem
Lil’ Bow Wow
Omarion
Shawnna

stony island STONY ISLAND ENT.
Kanye
Jay-Z
Lady Sovereign
John Legend
Pitbull
Ludacris
Game
Fort Minor

king cocaine KING COCAINA CANE RECORDS & DISTRIBUTION
Trina
R.Kelly
2Pac
MF Doom
Little Brother
9th Wonder
Mary J. Blige
Jacob The Jeweler

coon TyCOON ENTERTAINMENT
Young Jeezy the Snowman
Lady Soveriegn
John Legend
Jim Jones
Snoop
Fat Joe
GAYME
Lil’ Scrappy

commercial COMMERCIAL Records Inc.
“We own ya’ radio stations mayne!”

Tupac Shakur
Nas
Snoop Dogg
50 Cent
Remy Ma’
Robin Thicke
Jay-Z
Juelz Santana


sangano LIKWID TANGZ ENT.
Maxwell
Papoose
Pitbull
Foxy Brown
Saigon
B.G.
Game
Raekwon

s dot COSBY KIDZ WREKK-ERDZ
R. Kelly
Lauryn Hill
Timbaland
Snoop Dogg
Ghostface
Nas
50 Cent
Lil’ Wayne

sad records SOUTH AIN’T DEAD RECORDS
Akon
Trina
Z-Ro
Lil’ Wayne
Chamillionaire
Bun B
Trae
Young Jeezy

trapper SMOKED OUT Records
Justin Timberlake
Nas
Redman
Jay-Z
Big Boi
Ghostface
Lil Kim
Tupac

kamoji MR. KAMOJI
Snoop Dogg
Cassidy
R.KELLY
Zeeky
Gage
Foxy Brown
Gucci Mane
Blue Davinci

deaf jam DEAF JAM Records
Kanye West
Jay-Z
Notorious B.I.G.
Lil’ Wayne
Nas
50 Cent
Foxy Brown
R. Kelly

dukakis DUKAKIS HINDENBERG Records
Carl ‘Cockroach’ Payne
Debbie Harry
Ramellzee
Shawn Wigs
Sam Cooke
Cornel West
Yoyo Ma
Jay-Z’s fecal worms

FMT STATELY PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN Records LLC
Ludacris
T.I.
Young Jeezy
Eminem
50 Cent
Chamillionaire
Chris Brown
Missy Elliot

blacklight BLACKLIGHT Records
Common
Ne-yo
Raekwon
GhostFace
Will I am
Doctor Dre
Kanye West
Lil’ Kim

nenna LITIGATION Records
Musiq
Lauryn Hill
Mos Def
Rick Ross
Nas
Andre 3000
Kanye
Fabolous

pete INCARCERATED SCARFACES Records
“We seen it like a 20 inch Zenith, believe it!”

Raekwon
Jay-Z
Kanye
T.I.
Andre 3000
Luda
Omarion
Missy


bluffington BLUFFINGTON Records
Jay-Z
LiL’ Wayne
Kanye West
Jim Jones
50 Cent
Pusha T
Pharrell
Remy Ma’

dubs ACTion Records
BIG-L
JIGGA
SAIGON
PAPOOSE
UNCLE MURDA
NAS
CHRIS BROWN
LAURYN HILL

dubble DUBBLE UP ENTERTAINMENT
Jay-Z
Lil Wayne
Camron
Dr. Dre
Snoop Dogg
Mario Winans
Remy Ma’
Kanye West

get fresh COBBLESTONE Records
“We flip bricks”

Jay-Z
Kanye West
T.I.
Musiq
Lil’ Kim
Common
Eminem
Game


bk mint BROOKLYN MINT Records
“Brooklyn keeps on taking it!”

Jay-Z
Notorious BIG
T.I.
50 Cent
Lil’ Wayne
Kanye West
Trina
Ne-yo


blue creme BLUE & CREME ENTERTAINMENT
“It’s megatrill out here!”

Fabolous
The Clipse
Nas
Young Buck
Jackie-O
Young Jeezy
Ghostface
John Legend


john brown JOHN BROWN MUSIC
“Cause only white people gon’ save us.”

Jay-Z
Kanye West
Fisty Scent
Lil Wayne
Camron
T.I.
Lloyd
Remy Ma’


rick james CODE RED Records
Nas
Luther Vandross
Shawnna
Andre 3000
Scarface
Sade
Tupac
Dr. Dre

giveupthegoods GIVE UP THE GOODS ENTERTAINMENT
Jay-Z
Snoop Dogg
Game
Eve
Akon
Ja Rule
50 Cent
Nelly

get me GET ME DON’T SHIT ME Records
“We already the shit!”

Snoop
Akon
Remy Ma’
Jay-Z
diddy
Gayme
Lil’ Bow Wow
Nas


be OUTERSCOPE RECORDING

Jay-Z
Kanye West
50 cent
The Game
Eminem
Diddy
Akon
Lil’ Kim


sayword SAY WORD ENTERTAINMENT
Bow Wow
50 Cent
T.I.
Young Jeezy
Lil’ Wayne
Nas
Justin Timberlake
Lil’ Kim

get it Get IT Records
Talib Kweli
Jean Grae
Nas
Ghostface
Omarion
Jay-Z
B.I.G.
Common

CB4 CHRISTIAN MUSIC RECORDS
Jay-Z
Nas
T.I.
Lil’ Wayne
Saigon
Kanye
Akon
Lil’ Kim

LionXL MENTAL CALISTHENICS RECORDS
Kanye West
Nas
Ghostface Killah
Jim Jones
Black Eyed Peas
Lil’ Wayne
Chris Brown
Foxy Brown

NMB SQUADRILATERAL RECORDS
Lauryn Hill
Justin Timberlake
50 Cent
Eminem
Jay-Z
Nas
T.I.
The Game

p-matik PROBLEMATIK RECORDS
Snoop
Jim Jones
Jay-Z
Bow-Wow
Young Jeezy
Ludacris
Akon
Eve

GAZA 2006 = Worst Year Evar!

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

gaza

O.K. Another disclaimer. Maybe this wasn’t the Palestinians worst year evar. There was that year that the United States and England appropriated their land to create Israel, as opposed to placing it in Germany, or Poland, or Russia, since that’s where all the settlers are from anyhoo. And to tell you the truth it wasn’t such a bad year if you died, because hey, your dead now. That whole Palestinian family that was out on the beach and got shelled to death has a silver lining in that bloody cloud of smoke. No one has to pay burial fees. Good show Tel Aviv.

Let’s face facts though, at some point the Palestinians will run out of children to kill. This will happen long before Israel runs out of bombs and bullets. And with the Supreme Court of Israel giving the nod to assassinations along with collateral damage the killings have just begun. So what should the good people of Gaza do in order to possibly see December of 2007?

  • Change name to Egyptians
  • Move to Greenland
  • Move to Antartica
  • Move to raft colony inside Mediterrenean Sea
  • Change religions(preferably to Judaism)
  • See, it’s not like the Palestinians don’t have options.

    REASONABLE DOUBT = #1 ALBUM OF 2006

    Monday, December 18th, 2006

    old head

    I should prah’lee qualify that headline statement since 2006 is the first time that I heard the ‘Reasonable Doubt’ album in it’s entirety. I wasn’t a fan of Jay-Z after he switched his style up to become a ‘hustler’. First off, what grown man aspires to be a ‘hustler’? Don’t hustlers do favors for other men?!? O.K. So I think these dudes meant hustling as in drug selling. That’s not as bad anymore, but where did all this come from? That wasn’t the style that dude brought into the rap arena so I wasn’t getting on board. I was a big fan of Uncle Ralph’s video program and dude did not pop that shit in ‘Hawaiian Sophie’. Anyhoo…

    After I saw the ‘Resonable Doubt’ show at Radio City Hall I decided to listen to the album once and for all. I have to say that I enjoyed it from beginning to end. It’s the perfect CD to play inside your car while your driving on the highway. It’s like the soundtrack for anyone driving the getaway car after a bank robbery. It was total escapism. This Jay-Z guy is gonna be somebody one of these days. Since all the important Hip-Hop sites (as per XXL magazine) are doing their versions of year-end top 10 lists I thought I’d drop my own. Wanna see it? Well here it go…

    1. Reasonable Doubt – Jay-Z
    Since this is the first time that I listened to the entire album it’s like it dropped this year and there was no way dude was making this list on the strength of that ‘Kingdome Come’ woodchuck.

    2. Champion Sound – JAYLIB
    I had to listen to this again after ol’ dude passed away and the shit is still truck like a motherfucker.

    3. Fishscale – Ghostface
    Ghost brings it time after time. In ten years y’all will realize how futuristic this dude was and then y’all will try to buy my Iron Man kicks from me. No dice.

    4. Hip-Hop Is Dead – NaS
    NaS is another cat who seems to be re-energized with his career. Most disagree with me but I thought dude killed it on the track ‘Who Killed It’. The character called NaS doing a character’s voice is genius. All the haters are the same dudes that prah’lee couldn’t figure out the ‘Rewind’ track from Stillmatic. I give NaS credit for not being lazy or a coward to trying new shit. I was also the only nigga who liked the ‘Owe Me One’ track with Ginuwine so fuck y’all again.

    5. King – T.I.
    Yeah, and what?!?

    6. Doctor’s Advocate – Gayme
    A sweet, hearfelt G-song dedicated to his one true love. Just fun alone for counting the number of times he mentions Dre. Hint… Too many.

    7. Most Known Unknown – Three 6 Mafia
    I know this shit came out last year, but I didn’t give a fuck about these niggas ’til they won the trophy! And I still don’t care about these niggas, but I have to show respect to these cats for making stripper club music replace hyphy as that fringe Hip-Hop sound for the ’06. You know them niggas from Duke University was trying to pwn that girl to the Three 6 Mafia soundtrack.

    8. Game Theory – ROOTS
    Have to give it up to the greatest sound system in Hip-Hop. The ROOTS musicianship will keep some cats relavent long past their due dates.

    9. The Outsider – DJ Shadow
    Nahh, but I thought I’d throw that in anyhoo for the clipster contingent (no Breihan).

    10. Niggaz & White Girlz – Kirb & Chris
    Hands down the greatest blend of Hip-Hop and big 80’s evar. Get up on it.

    For those of you that are scoring at home you should know that an album doesn’t need to be released this calendar year to find my wheelhouse of taste. If my car hadn’t been broken into and my OB4CL disk stolen that would have been the top album of 2006 again. So if anybody has the .rar for that one and the Chili Peppers ‘Californication’ send me the link. Nah’Mean?!?

    Who’s Your Daddy?!?

    Monday, December 18th, 2006

    ham sammich

    No, seriously, who is the baby’s father? It makes me wonder sometimes if JOSEPH would have had a paternity test done on MARY or would he have just let it ride as we say in the ‘hood.

    Just in time for the holidays is news that the prostitute stripper part time college student from the center of the Duke lacrosse team rape case will be giving birth again in February. The judge assigned to the trial has permitted the defense’s motion to admit the DNA from this child as evidence for the case. WTF?!?

    This kid is already fucked the fuck up for life by being born to a whore lady. What purpose do they have for bringing this kid into the mix? To confirm that the baby’s father was one of the men that this chick had sex with during the weekend that she was allegedly raped? Guess what people? She was a whore. Whores have sex. A lot. But most importantly, whores have sex with people that PAY for sex.

    These good ol’ boys didn’t pay the whore for sex, but instead they tried to give her GHB. What they didn’t realize is that she was already high from smoking a blunt of Norf Cackalack’s finest dank weed and she had also ddrunk a fifth of Cisco. All the GHB they gave her only made her nauseous and sick to her stomach instead of uninhibited.

    Let’s face it, no one from Duke scored any pussy from this chick, but whoever from this party was fucking with the controlled substances should get the same sentence that some kid in Raleigh faces when caught with a hand full of crack.

    The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.15

    Monday, December 18th, 2006

    grammatica

    Well looky here, looky here. Another weekend of shockers and upsets. I can only blame myself for not selecting Tennessee to topple the Jaguars. My better football sense knew it was going down. Some of you are using the Heavy Roller picks to perfection. ESBEE had a lousy week in the pool but racked up with his Heavy Roller points. The higher your total score becomes the less the H.R. points will help you. The pressure is already mounting on AMADEO as he relies on the bonus points to hold him atop the lead. I bet he goes down this upcoming weekend.

    Shouts go out to SASQUATCH FARTELLEONE who has willed himself into position with Bonus Points and flatulence. CANDICE maintains a snipers’ eye view of the lead as well. Did anyone pick up on the fact that LM went with the Cowboys and not with his beloved Redskins? Props to everyone who predicted that the Eagles would shit on the Giants. Here’s a look at the points breakdown for this week…

    THE DALLAS = 8 pts (69)
    CANDICE = 11 pts (75)
    40’s-Worth “Bumpy” Johnson = 4 pts (68)
    LM = 8 pts (72)
    AMADEO = 8 pts (77)
    Mr.KAMOJI = 10 pts (75)
    SASQUATCHFART = 10 pts (74)
    J trademark= 6 pts (57)
    PRYNSEX = 9 pts (72)
    S DOT = 10 pts (73)
    ALEX2.0 = 8 pts (72)
    ESBEE = 26 pts (65)
    SHONQUAYSHAH= 6 pts (55)
    TIFFANY = 18 pts (57)

    The tension is building… Who will win this thing???