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The DP Dot Com Football Pool (Wk 15)

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

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First off, peace out to LAMAR HUNT. Old boy was part of the O.G. NFL Illuminati and he even coined the term ‘Super Bowl’. Plus, how gully is the name LAMAR for a white?

Yes, yes, y’all. This is what you came here for – crunch time. There are only three weeks left to play in the football season and the pool is starting to tighten up. Just try to imagine everyone within three points of each other for week 17?!? A lot of y’all will be going against your so called favorites on that week. Maybe even AMADEO.

This internets thing has your boy going crazier than Gnarls Barkley over here, plus my lady is starting to throw me shade because I am hugged up on the laptop more than her lap top. Somethings going to have to give. It may be time for an intervention or some shit. The one guy I was gonna turn to to get me out of the house and on the handball court turns out to be a webhead too. LM, thanks as always for the support. It will kind of suck if you win the football pool since you have given me so much money for DP Dot Com projects. By the way, at the end of football season we will have a new contest called cRap Music Fantasy League. If you know anything about cRap music and/or you wan’t to stay connected to the site this will be the next jumpoff.

This is no time to lose focus. You have these three weeks to come up in the game and win a pair of custom DP Dot Com NIKE I.D. shoes. These joints aren’t even available on the internets. I am having them designed at a special lab in lower Manhattan. Exclusive leathers in the colors of your favorite team or of your choosing. It’s going down like that for whoever wins this pool.

***Heavy Roller Allowances are still in effect***
ESBEE (+5) per pick
JESSE (+4) per pick
J trademeark(+3) per pick
Everybody else (+1) per pick

***The first pool game this weekend is on Saturday night. Don’t sleep because you will be slipping.***

CHEA!

DALLAS COWBOYS @ ATLANTA FALCONS
RON MEXICO meets ROMO. Atlanta better have on some protection.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ TENNESSEE TITANS
VINCE YOUNG has got a whole lot of people looking even dumber than they claim he was.

MIAMI DOLPHINS @ BUFFALO BILLS
The ‘Fins are typically 0 for December.

NEW YORK JETS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Jets should rebound from last week’s debacle. I like saying the word debacle.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ NEW ORLEANS
I hate you JOE GIBBS, but if you win this one for me…

PITTSBURGH STEELERS @ CAROLINA PANTHERS
Back to Hell RAE CARRUTH.

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ NEW YORK GIANTS
JEFF GAYCIA and MICHAEL GAYHANDS meet up after the game at the Stonewall Inn. Don’t even ask me how I know to say that.

BONUS POINTS * HEAVY ROLLER * BONUS POINTS

Who has the most passing yards this weekend?
BRETT FAVRE or DREW BREES?

Who records the most sacks this weekend?
JASON TAYLOR or JULIUS PEPPERS?

Will KANSAS CITY win one for the Gipper?
YES or NO

Total combined score for TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS @ CHICAGO BEARS
OVER or UNDER 37 pts

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cRAP MUSIC MOGUL REGISTRATION

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

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This drop is only for the people in the cRap Music Fantasy League. Don’t bust my chain by leaving a comment if you didn’t get the e-mail leading you to this post.

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The cRap Music Fantasy League (beta)

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

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You dudes got some fuckin’ nerve giving me shit over not having this post up on the page! I was on my way to some open bar event with the niggas from OnSmash dot com and now I am in some Korean run computer lab so you ungrateful fucks can get your fun on.

Here’s the point to cRap Music Fantasy League…

Everybody gives Jigga their azz because they don’t think he can run a rap label like Def Jam. Let’s see how well some of you run your own label. This is about business so choose rappers for your label that can make you money. I am going to set a few ground rules in this post that every label has to abide by. Use this post to OFFICIALLY enter the pool. The previous joint was to see how many heads were really ’bout it and whether this would be worth my time to administer. Since the feedback was good for feedback on this site I will do the league. Let’s get it crackin’…

Submit the name of your label and your roster of eight(8) artists in the comments section. Every label must have a girl rapper and an R & B dude. Your label scores money points every time one of your artists has a top twenty single, a music video in rotation, an album release, a review of a concert or album in supremacist media outlet(NYTimes, Washington Post, L.A. Times, etc), gold record certification, platinum record certification, award honor. I will set the money point level at a certain amount that allows a label the opportunity to acquire additional artists above the original eight.

Labels lose money points when their artists are arrested, but they gain notoriety points. Notoriety points will be transferrable for money points after a certain amount still to be determined.

Labels may have a dead artist on their roster.

Labels may have the same cRappers as other labels.

Labels may drop an artist from their roster and select another artist. That label may not re-acquire that dropped artist ever again. This is the SUGE KNIGHT rule.

Labels will have their points totalled on a weekly basis, or whenever I get the chance to tabulate the scores. Since this is the beta jumpoff for this league don’t present questions to me outside of the comments section. In this way everybody can benefit from playing the game.

Start filling up the comments with your rappers and your label names.

Posted in Black Bullshit, cRap Fantasy League, Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali | 80 Comments »

FREE NELSON MANDELA!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

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Now that NELSON MANDELA a/k/a ‘Big Black Brother Uncle Africa’ has been released from the United Nations prison we should assess all the good work he has done for the ‘Motherland’.

  • Angola – Fucked up
  • Chad – Cool Name, and Fucked up
  • Zambia – Fucked up
  • Malawi – Fucked up for everybody except Madonna’s adopted son
  • Zimbabwe – Fucked up
  • Ethiopia – Stays on Fucked up
  • Tanzania – Fucked up
  • South Africa – Not So Bad… Pysche! Still Fucked up

    • Let it be understood, under no uncertain terms, that AFRICA IS STILL FUCKED THE FUCK UP!

    How can the world’s largest continent with the Earth’s greatest abundance of mineral resources still be so gottdamned fucked up?!? Are the Africans still trading the Europeans diamonds for rusty teapots? What is crazy to me is that I can pretty much blame colonialism and supremacy for just about everything wrong with this planet, but in the long run it becomes obvious to me what Africa and the rest of the world aren’t realizing. It’s non-white people that are ruining this world for whites. If all non-whites (and white Muslims) would just kill themselves it would end all racism.

    Think about that for a second… You can’t deny that’s not true either. Isn’t that what we all want anyhoo? Peace on Earth. When supremacy had it’s riding boots knee deep in Africa’s arse at least the trains ran on time. I don’t even want to watch a television program about Africa for fear I might contract malaria or cholera or any one of the thousands of diseases they have over there. Are famine and drought contagious? I sure hope not.

    We should just give Africa back to the supremacists. They know what to do with it anyhoo. They know how to find the diamonds and the oil. All the Africans are doing over there is starving and dying. NELSON MANDELA should have addressed this while he was in charge of the United Nations. Instead of just giving back the Middle East to the supremacists, he should have given back all of Africa.

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, Social Upheaval | 21 Comments »

    ALLEN IVERSON Was Philly’s Illest Evar…

    Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

    allen illy

    It takes a lot for me to say that headline since I am as big a fan of BARKLEY as anyone. I dogged IVERSON early in his career because I used to see him in NYC as much as I saw him on the TV. At Club N.V., The Tunnel and other little one off parties that were frequented by Hip-Hop’s glitterati. The Knicks at the time were still managing the remnants of the failed championship squad and IVERSON was one of those professional athletes that I would sneer at in person. Partly because I was jealous and partly because I was taller than him. Let’s be honest and say that my gullyness had boundaries. I am also taller than MIKE TYSON and I never EVER sneered at him when he walked past me at night spots like Bentley’s and Red Parrot.

    This is actually why IVERSON slowly became one of my favorite players in the Association. He isn’t physically imposing, but the man is as tough as junkyard dog in Nigeria. He is fearless and for ten years he has sacrificed his body to win basketball games, not scoring titles. There is a problem with the professional teams that play in the city of Philadelphia. How come none of these teams are willing to surround their talented players with complementary talent? Heaven forbid another superstar. This is why Philadelphia is doomed to exist in also ran purgatory. Meanwhile, Iverson is now the problem in all the Philly daily papers. Give me a fucking break?!? Philadelphia is so depressed and lackluster the one time that Blacks weren’t shooting the shiite out of each other was during Sixer games. You need to say a prayer for young Black teens living in Philly right now.

    I ain’t mad at you ALLEN for kicking your B.M. out the house butter azz nekkid. I ain’t mad at you A.I. even though you was only fucking NAS’ baby mama because she was NAS’ baby mama and maybe you thought that was your entre into the cRap music world. I ain’t even mad at the shitty cRap album you put out. I respect you boy-boy because you kept your shit hardbody from day one. If there’s any love from the bosses in the Association they’ll let you go to Minnesota and do your thing-thing on the waters of lake Minnetonka. Peace my dude.

    allen illy

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, Sports are Gay, When I Reminisce... | 22 Comments »

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