Archive for April, 2007

OH WORD Dot Com Steals CAM’s Rhyme Book!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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We all knew that CAM’RON GILES was Harlem’s next great Nobel poet laureate after LANGSTON HUGHES, COUNTEE CULLEN and PAUL LAWRENCE DUNBAR. Hell, we even featured some of his profundity here at DP Dot Com.

DIPSET DEEP THOUGHTS by CAM’RON GILES

But nothing on the internets can compare to the amazing coup that was OH WORD Dot Com getting hold of CAM’s rhyme book. It’s awesome power is like possessing the Shroud of Turin x the M’Kraan crystal. Inside the rhymebook are some of CAM’s sickest verses as well as the plans to his ultra-megatastic-iller-than-illmatic CAMborghini spaceship. OH WORD understands that the power inside this rhymebook might just save Hip-Hop if it is freely given to all of rap music’s fans. It is with their generous benevolence that I link you all to…

CAM’RON’s RHYME BOOK

African Americans Lost…

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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The fallout from DON IMUS’ remarks is still rippling through mainstream media as we speak. Corporate sponsors are bailing out on his MSNBC telecast to such a degree that Universal has decided to cancel the program indefinitely. IMUS becomes the literal scapegoat for a corrupt and supremacist media machine that is at the heart of undermining values and perceptions.

Universal is willing to cancel the IMUS show because of a loss in sponsorship dollars, but NOT for reasons like content or context. Meanwhile, Universal gears up for the release of a new album by their Cash Money Millionaires.

Preview his new video called ‘Ask Dem Hos

I posted that video for information only. If there is a progressive political bloc of Black people out there in the real world let’s see them step to Universal and tell them that they haven’t done enough. I think that as long as the DON IMUS’ and RUSH LIMBAUGH’s exist Black people will always be distracted to the cancer that grows unchecked within their collective body.

I challenge all of you that read this drop with blogs of your own to open your voice on this subject. If you feel like the artistic movement of Hip-Hop has been bastardized and commodified then speak out. Put your feelings into the ethers of the atmosphere. We won’t just save Hip-Hop but we might just save a generation from being polluted by this trash.

DP DOT COM HAS LOVE FOR THE HO’s…

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

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Being a ho was never as glamorous as the hos from ‘Charlie’s Angels’ made it seem. It’s rough and dangerous work. I don’t have the statistics at my hand but you always hear stories about some serial killer stalking ho’s. While stories about serial killers stalking R & B singers? Not so much. With all these R & B singers now acting like hos by fucking their producers for music tracks and posing as problematic alcoholics I’m wondering if real life ho’s should enter the recording booth for job security.

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‘The Bitches Reply’ – NSFW

In the last few years though, being a ho has gone from bad to worse. There was a particularly large setback for ho’s when that ho from the community college in North Carolina got everyone all upset with her charges of rape against the Duke University lacrosse team.

Everyone on the internets that has ever fucked around with hos knew some twisted shit was afoot. Black people, being the hyper-sensitive, highly emotional, yet remarkably politically lazy folks they are yelled racism at the top of their lungs. It turned out just as I expected now one year after the incident that ALL formal charges are being dropped.

Everyone knows that you can’t make a ho a housewife, but bless KEVIN FEDERLINE’s little ho-loving heart, he must be testing potential candidates to jump the broom with again.

The “Nappy-Headed Hos” from Rutgers University had a chance to express themselves in a news conference yesterday. They were angered at the incorrect description given to them by radio talk show host DON IMUS.

Damn you IMUS, these young women are not nappy-headed hos at all, they are some UGLY hos.

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CitiBank’s Over-Mortgaged Field Of Dreams…

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

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Digging up the dirt has only just begun…

I suppose I should be drinking the Kool-Aid that everybody has been serving up. If I let them tell the story the new home for the Mets will be like the infant baby Jesus for this boro in New York City. It will wipe away the eyesore of the ‘Iron Triangle’. A hodgepodge of junkyards and auto body repair shops where Thundercracker, Soundwave and I used to try to sell our stolen cars. The pitch so far has been the percentage of the construction costs that the Mets are ponying up. But inside the fine print I can see that NYC is biting off a far larger chunk than it can chew. Keep in mind that the Yankees are also being gifted with a new facility as well.

It all boils down to real estate and the city government gives it away to sports franchises like a fiefdom. The Big Apple beomes the ‘Big Plum’ for the Yankees, the Mets, the United States Tennis Association and soon, the Nets. No where in America, save for maybe Los Angeles is land this valuable. You have to understand another thing about New York City. It’s essentially a consortium of islands. At some point you run out of land to expand on so you begin to build upwards. This adds exponential value to the land because you can increase your tenancy on the original footprint. Just try to imagine the monthly rents for all the businesses that occupy a fifty story skyscraper. The landlord receives fifty monthly checks twelve times a year. This is why landlords run NYC with an iron fist. They force the politicians to amend the zoning laws and allow them to add fifty more floors to their fifty floor buildings.

It’s like getting free land from the city isn’t enough for the Mets either. In typical fashion they have begun to cut their construction costs by removing features from the facility that were highlights of the initial proposal. They was going to be a field surface that would have been reconfigurable for multi sport use. There were also going to install a high-tech retractable roof, but that design has been kicked to the curb as well. And in the ultimate display of selfish, tacky greed the Mets owners have decided to sell the naming rights to the stadium to CitiBank. Who cares what amount CitiBank is paying them, although the deal that Jay-Z and the Nets got from former slave holders Barclay’s Bank was pretty sweet.

Anyhoo, what CitiBank should do in their ultimate wisdom is cede the name of the park over to a local legend. like CASEY STENGEL CitiPark or JACKIE ROBINSON CitiField. That would be corporate classy and it would allow CitiBank to say, “See, we’re for the community.”

What do you think Mets’ fans?

IMUS? Who The Fuck Is DON IMUS?!?

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

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A picture of DON IMUS’ face for reference…

This nigga DON IMUS should have died like twenty years ago. He’s been stealing HOWARD STERN’s material for at least that many years. Back when I was doing graveyard shifts in the firehouse at Ground Zero we would listen to the FAN with JOE BENIGNO on the overnite and then IMUS would come on at 6am. We’d listen to dude for exactly 25 minutes until STERN’s show started their broadcast day. Nobody listens to fucking IMUS!

This whole tempest in a teacup is just like the JANET JACKSON tittie fiasco because no one actually saw the tittie until the image hit the internets. And no one listened to the DON IMUS show until NBC/Universal begged YouTube to spotlight this azzcrack’s video. How lame must dude be to have to steal material from HOWARD STERN? That’s the only reason that dude should be fired, because he’s a laaaaaaaame. I respect AL SHARPTON’s grizzly one-hundred percent, but why haven’t we gotten RUSSELL SIMMONS and LYOR COHEN fired for the incessant mysoginistic bullshit cRap music they have peddled for the last decade or more? Them two niggers need to be unemployed fa’rizzle. IMUS? Not so much. His old azz should already be dead.

Most importantly, everyone knows that Division 1-A ladies basketball players are not ho’s but thoroughbred dykes. Have you seen Tennessee’s coach PAT SUMMIT. Her penis is bigger than most men’s joints. And I don’t even look at penises like that unless it’s a pr0n movie and you can’t help but see them sometimes because of the camera angles. No DENNIS RODMAN to all of this penis talk.

Most of those Rutgers dyke chicks will end up becoming lipstick lesbians like LISA LESLIE (killer alliteration) have kids and settle down as soccer moms. By that time IMUS will have died again and be long forgotten in the annals of broadcasting. Ha! I said IMUS likes anal. Who the fuck cares about DON IMUS and the dykes? Lip gloss lesbians are all the rage right now.