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Archive for July, 2007
SPAM: THE MOVIE…
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
The iNternets Celebrities keep rocking and ROFFLE’ng to the top of the almost famous heap. On the world wide web we’re a really big deal. No, really.
The i.C.’s director and cameraman, CAZ NOZKOWSKI, goes back in front of the camera for his latest movie titled ‘Spam’.
The iNternets Celebrities are the answer to some of your most pressing questions about the web. Are we weird? Hell to the yeah. Does our celebrity status on the internets get us any poon? Not so much.
ISRAEL: It’s Really, Real Sonn!
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
Sucks to be him. ^^
For over forty years now Israel has been an occupying force in the Sinai Peninsula, the West Bank, Gaza and the Golan Heights. Israel took these lands during the 5 Day War in 1967. Palestinians were twisted when the U.S. and the U.K. installed Israel in Palestine way back in 1948. The adjoining arab states were beside themselves when the U.S. and the U.K. assisted Israel in the 5 Day War. As Israel continues to increase their settlements in the occupied lands, it still hasn’t dawned on the Palestinians that they lost. Game over.
Instead they continue to fight and subsequently die. The Palestinians would be fine if they could just follow the example of another indigenous group that was slaughtered nearly to complete genocide, but has since made a significant comeback in prestige and wealth. The American Indian or native American, if you must, has made a significant and dramatic comeback to prominence once again in this hemisphere. Nearly extinct from United States soil they are now some of the most happy people in the world. Imagine living near a casino all year around, with all the free alcohol your liver can accommodate? What about having some of the country’s most beloved icons fashioned in your likeness?
If the Palestinians would just get down with Fatah they would be living phatter. Otherwise they will start looking more like the face model pictured at the top. They need to recognize that Israel has a minimum of five(5) bullets for every Palestinian, including two(2) for the children under 8yrs old.
Hamas + 1 can of Ack Rite = Ceasar’s Palace on the Gaza Strip
B.E.T. = The Miseducation Of The Negro… Network
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
When I was approached several months ago by the producers of the upcoming television program ‘Hot Ghetto Mess’ I will admit to you that I was a little wary of the production. ESPECIALLY because it was being broadcast on Black Entertainment Television. That network is so bereft of quality programming I immediately knew this show would be clown shoes trash. Still, the producers hounded me and I will admit I was tempted to submit to their overtures until it finally dawned on me that I would have no input whatsoever on the direction of this show.
‘Hot Ghetto Mess’ is more than a train wreck. It’s the final nail in the coon coffin that Black Entertainment Television is burying themselves in. This situation is worse than B.E.T. simply being irrelevant to Black people, but as the barometer for Black culture worldwide, B.E.T. is spreading an AIDS virus of imagery. And who sits atop this broadcast factory of false and fictional Black images? Who is the chief purveyor? A woman named DEBRA LEE.
It’s time to disinvest from every company that does business with B.E.T. It’s not simply good enough for sponsors like the Home Depot and AllState Insurance company to have their commercials reconfigured to other time slots because B.E.T. will still use those monies to produce their mindless content. You have to replace your Home Depot purchases by shopping at a Lowe’s Home Center and AllState Insurance should be replaced with anyone else. These companies are complicit with the production of the bullshit on B.E.T., and if we go to them directly and illustrate how we feel with our dollars and our SEN$ES they will have no other option but to divest from the Negro Network.
cRap Music Fantasy League Q3 Update #1
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007
It’s the ROC bitches!
cRap Music Moguls! What is the drilly? The first week of the DP Dot Com cRap Music Fantasy League has quietly come to a close. The cRapper points leader for a minute was Plies out of Florida. He scored a nice 250 for a download deal with Sprint Telecom.
This is the next step for cRappers and for the companies that want them to get to the next level. A cRapper can sign an exclusivity contract with a major Fortune magazine telecom brand. Provided that he doesn’t simulate sex with a minor on camera. Or a rapper can be just like Jay-Z and score the majority of their points off merchandising and marketing. If you didn’t choose Jay-Z for your roster you might as well kill yourself.
Jay is one of the handful of cRappers that we consider ‘blue chip prospects’ in this league. He will always get you points every quarter because he has his hands on so many business ventures. Fisty Scent is another blue chip prospect as well as Kanghey and Lil’ Wang. The key to winning at the cRap Music Fantasy League is picking the unknown cRappers that rise to prominence. Let’s take a look at the scoring leaders right now for the cMFL…
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 800
Diamond Ballers Records 750
Yes Baby Yes Entertainment 700
11206 Records 650
20/20 Proof Records 575
Rainmen Records 550
America Done Fell Off Records 550
Bamboozled Records 550
Game One Records 550
Harleyworld Music 550
Quarter Water Juice Records 550
Gain Green Records 550
Sheem-Deem Entertainment 550
Renegade Records 550
Grand Theft Audio Records 550
Blue & Creme Entertainment 550
BlackStar Records 550
Smart-Dumb Rappers Records 550
Jay-Z put 450 points in the hands of his label owners on the strength of his foreword in the new MICHAEL ERIC DYSON book and for his web-based marketing deal for the 40/40 Club.
Plies had a 250 pt marketing deal with Sprint for the download of his new single.
NaS gave 200 pts to his label for the afterword in the DYSON book.
T.I. released his latest studio album ‘T.I. vs. TIP’ and netted 100 pts for his labels.
KELLY ROWLAND took some time away from brushing BeYONCE’s wig to bag up 25 points for the July/August cover of King magazine.
I thought I’d also take a moment to highlight a few of the labels in this quarter’s cMFL. Diversity is the key to our movement and we have labels from all over the globe digging on this cRap music. I would be remiss though if I didn’t shout out the programmer for Q3’s brilliant scorecard – El Gringo Colombiano. Go check out his website.
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America Done Fell Off Records 50 Cent Common Eve Jay-Z Kanye West MIA R Kelly TI Note: This roster is chock full of blue chippers, but the acquisition of M.I.A. could be the international unknown that puts this label over the top. |
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Likwid Tangz Music Akon Cam’ron Kanye West Lil Kim Lil Wayne Papoose Saigon The Game Note: JOHN SECADA, The vocal coach for this label, is going to have to muster up a classic to get this team off the 0 point schneid. |
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Dead Presidents Records 50 Cent Cam’ron Eve Kanye West Lil Wayne Saigon TI Usher Note: This roster seems like a powerhouse on paper but I think that Saigon and Cam’ron are better picks for Q4. |