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Now this is what I’m talking about. Hot Asiatic poon with laser guided assault rifles. Kei and Yuri are futuristic bounty hunters for the inter-galactic government. They were called the Lovely Angels when they first came out, but their code name had to be switched over to the Dirty Pair because of all the destruction and mayhem they cause when they are on assignment.

They basically run around in these aluminum bikinis shooting up shit for no money down and taking names.

You already know how I get down for redheads.

Kei(redhead) and Yuri(brunette) are both genetically engineered chicks who lucked up on their gigs as super-powered agents of catastrophe. They thought they were filling out job applications to be travel agents. Kei is the one who loves effing with the guns while Yuri is more or less on that futuristic ninja ish.

In the manga world there’s no one else is as hardbody as these chicks. Even robots have to lean back to their overall gullyness. Because they are essentially clones they don’t care what they have to do to get their assignment done. If it means that they have to kill themselves they will do it. Yuri’s already died once before and she’ll do it again. Kei is the one that does all the hands on work like having sex with criminals to get information on terrorists.

In the wacky world of Cosplay the Dirty Pair is always a fan favorite.

It would be totally teh ghey of me to dress up like Kei, but it isn’t so ghey of me to have a pair of Dunks with Kei and Yuri’s images on them. I took a crispy pair of Dunks and made them into the ‘Dirty Pair’.

Yeah, you can hate me now.