Archive for April, 2008

THIS CAN’T BE LIFE…

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

wilson funeral

Before this convo goes any further I will need y’all to read this article from the Wall Street Journal…

Violence Roils Black Funeral Parlors

What the fuck is going on Black people? Have gang members become such cowards that they will target funeral services? Where does this behavior come from? To tell you the truth, it’s not that I’m even shocked. Let’s face it, white fucks everything up. What white isn’t busy fucking the fuck up is left for the Blacks to eff up. And the Mexicans. I don’t see the Chinese fucking up too much shit right now.

Other than Tibet.

Who the fuck shoots up a funeral? That is some supreme cowardice shit right there. Sorry white folks, but that is some shit y’all are world renowned for. Smallpox infected blankets, hooded Klansmen, Nazism, David Hasselhoff, that’s all white shit right there. I can’t imagine some Black dude coming up with the idea to shoot up a funeral on his own. This is the only day some of these fools will wear a gotdamned suit and shoes. NOT athletic shoes, but real shoes.

Then again maybe some of these fools deserved to be shot up at a funeral. I can think of several reasons why I might shoot someone at a funeral…

  • That motherfucker wore sneakers
  • That motherfucker wore Timberlands
  • That motherfucker wore a motherfucking doo rag
  • That motherfucker wore prison platts
  • The facts still remain that Blacks are finding new ways to redesign the paradigm for fratricide. I can’t even technically call the information contained in this WSJ article fratricide either. Just because the victims were all Black, and all poor, doesn’t mean that they were any more related to each other or community conscious than other folks of so called different races.

    I have to constantly remind myself that Blacks find themselves in the Americas largely due to the willingness of other Blacks within their regional city/state to capture, kidnap and sell them to arab and european traders.

    Maybe it’s time to stop using the terms ‘brotha’ and ‘sista’ along with ‘my nigga’.

    None of these labels seem appropriate any longer.

    WHAT’S THE SCENARIO?!?

    Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

    bussa tip
    The second greatest posse rap track after ‘Triumph’…

    Here’s the official breakdown for the remainder of the NCAA Final 4 Tournament bka DP Dot Com Final 4’Rizzle 4’Shizzle. By using the Scenario Generator I can look at the projected winners of the pool. Someone’s gonna have a new pair of Nike Dunks and be that much closer to becoming the leader of the free world.

    If North Carolina x Memphis in the ‘chip and the TarHeels prevail…
    Dubble Dribble

    If North Carolina x Memphis in the ‘chip and Memphis come out on top…
    Fearless Vampire Killers

    If Memphis x Kansas in the ‘chip and Memphis triumphs…
    Fearless Vampire Killers

    If Memphis x Kansas in the ‘chip and the JayHawks Rock Chalk…
    De Hill Man Dem

    If Kansas x UCLA in the ‘chip and the JayHawks Rock Chalk…
    KINGrex

    If Kansas x UCLA in the ‘chip and the Bruins show madd love…
    The Midnight Meat Train

    If UCLA x North Carolina in the ‘chip and the Bruins keep it breezly…
    Big Rils

    If UCLA x North Carolina in the ‘chip and the ‘Heels boot them…
    Hoes Gotta Eat Too

    Thanks to everyone who played in this years pool. A special thank you goes out to Oakley and the Nichola Robinson Gallery. NRG hosted an Oakley event and I beasted out and left with ten pairs of limited edition Oakley x Supreme Frogskin sunglasses. I am going to eBay these bitches and pay my mortgage this month along with buying a shitload of free shit for the DP Dot Com ‘snail mail’ list.

    Corporate sponsorship for this blog is available. I just have to take it.

    frogskins

    All Day I Dream About Styling…

    Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

    forest hills

    Got purp?

    Forest Hills Deluxe Retro

    via $taplecrop$

    Hip-Hop’s Greatest Film. Evar.

    Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

    dumb rappers

    This thing called Hip-Hop used to be a force for good.

    This movie, ‘Stolen Moments’, by T’SHAKA KING is what inspired me to become a filmmaker.

    I hope it inspires you to tell your story, by any means necessary.

    POLITRICKS 2008: Votar Por Hilarious…

    Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

    tkc

    The Latino voting bloc is that new, new sexy. Someone in the DNC needs to give TKC their super-delegado status.

    While everyone is talking about the Mexican governor BILL RICHARDSON’s support for OBAAMA no one is paying attention to the real reason that HILLARY CLINTON has the espanol voters on smash.