The cult of GROVER has taken over the H.A.M. Awards photo gallery this weekend. Look for a multitude of H.A.M. contestants to be wearing the color blue.
Did you just peep the picture of grandma hanging up on the wall in the background?
Green Eggs and Blue H.A.M.
April 9th, 2006WOMEN LOVE…
April 9th, 2006
to rub the head of SADDAM HUSSEIN.
Can you imagine all the fun these whores will have with this one?
RealTime NewsFlash!!!
April 8th, 2006
Awww shit is real in the field, nah’mean?!?! Somebody just got they wig pushed back at the 7-11. I was on my way to this store to pick up two vanilla Dutches and a Double Gulp when I came upon the scene. I tried to piece together what might have happened without asking the police since I don’t want to be seen talking to the jake. No snitching allowed ya’heard?!?
I wonder if that bastard gimp Hindu clerk finally got blasted? That summamabitch tried to charge me extra scrilla for the 44 oz. Slurpee. I was like, “Nahh motherfucker, use the scanner to get the price.” He was pissed off and so was I. Fuck the bullshit I will slap the shit out of a gimp Hindu for no money down. I don’t know what that motherfucker think this is. He better stop watching them ‘Birth of A Nation’ reruns before I shove one of his handlebar crutches up his azz.
So it turns out that the gimpy Hindu clerk wasn’t the one that got merck’d. I wonder if it was the cool azz Haitian brother? How ironic would that be? To escape all the madness in Haiti just to be shot over a pack of Newports and a Quick Pick?!? Then again, I should prah’lee feel sorry for the fool that pulled out on the Haitian. Didn’t he know that Haitians eat people that flash guns on them?!? Damn, that is fucked up if that cool azz Haitian clerk ended up eating one of the customers. That is why I never buy the churritos up in that piece. You never know what kind of meat they be using.
That makes me wonder if it was the Mexican dude that was working there tonight. Mexicans can get gully when they need to. Although I don’t know if you want to defend the cash register of a spot that is only paying you $5.15 an hour. But that is where I underestimate Mexicans because they are pretty loyal for that minimum wage. How fucked up would that be to swim across the Rio Grande and then to sit in back of a darkened, cold 18 wheel trailer to come to Long Island to be shot for a churrito?
LESBIAN SEX SCENE
April 8th, 2006NuYorican Poets Cafe 8.15.98
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YouTube is the truth!
KARL ROVE = GENERAL GRIEVOUS
April 8th, 2006
How the hell is KARL ROVE going to spin this one? I mean, you do remember when the President said that he would fire anyone that was leaking classified information?
I have already seen the crafty General ROVE’s handiwork in the daily papers…
“BUSH APPROVED LEAK”, and further into the article it says that, “BUSH DID NOT AUTHORIZE LEAK”. So the early spin is that the President didn’t tell SCOOTER LIBBY to leak the classified info to the press, but he still co-signed it after the fact. Anyhow you spin this story it still smells skanky.
The bottom line is that the President put American lives at risk, in a malicious way. Not by sending troops into the desert under false pretenses, which was selfish. Not by sending the troops to battle without the proper safety equipment, which was silly. But by compromising one of the keys to our national security which is our intelligence network. It was an unnecessary and despicable gesture from the White House. No one was killed directly because of it, but it displayed the lowest level of moral judgement from the President.
I don’t even think that Emperor Palpatine GEORGE BUSH Sr. would stoop that low. Senior BUSH was once a member of the intelligence network and I bet he would have had more respect for those professionals than his seed can muster. Running roughshod over the Constitution is one thing, but this situation brings to mind the one thing that will never be gangsta… snitching. KARL ROVE needs to buy G DUBBZ a ‘Stop Snitching’ t-shirt.
My KARL ROVE = GENERAL GRIEVOUS analogy works like this… GRIEVOUS was a bad azz that could fight multiple Jedi simultaneously. He had four arms and each one wielded a lightsaber independently. KARL ROVE has to fight off scandals the same way. While BUSH is being haraunged for his illegal wiretaps DICK CHENEY is shooting people in the face. GRIEVOUS was eventually overwhelmed, but that was well after the damage had been done.
If I were y’all I would brush up on my ‘Star Wars’ chronology. It looks to me like we are still in Episode I. That means the ‘Return of the Jedi’ is a loooooooong way off.