
I am pretty smart, but maybe not as bright as I might like to believe since I am a college dropout WITHOUT a recording contract. So maybe that is why I can’t figure out the situation in Iraq. Potato, potatoe, tomato, tomatoe, Shiite, Sunni, let’s call the whole thing off.
The charasmatic leader that kept all those crazy arabs from killing each other and everybody else is in a kangaroo courtroom while Iraq teeters on the brink of some kind of majestic civil war. I say majestic because these guys have access to all kinds of U.S. and European made armaments that are the best at wreaking collateral damage. I had never heard of ‘friendly fire’ until U.S. troops began merc’king each other. These arabs are going door to door with rocket launchers like they were Girl Scout cookies. Tangentially speaking, I like the Samoas.
So who are the bad guys that I need to be mad with? Who are the arabs that Congress is going to use my social security money to arm disarm? It’s all so GOD damn confusing.
Did I say that I like Samoas?
