I have decided that the shoe above will be the last sneaker I evar buy.
Except for when I copp the all black joints…
Sneaker Fiends Unite! NYC Tour on March 14th, 2009.
Harlem, Bronx stand up!
GOLIATH, Vault, House of Hoops, and Dr. Jays are the destinations with a recap at the soulfood spot on Lenox Avenue.
By a show of hands who is down for this jump?
Did y’all forget about what was going down with the Slaughterhouse?
This group is not just some internets hype. These dudes are spitting as if their life depended on it, and it just might. After an incident where Crooked I might have almost got his wig peeled the Slaughterhouse collective renewed their music making imperative.
If these dudes live long enough to make their album it will be game fucking over.
Regrettfully…
The sad PU~ that is now known as CRISPUS ATTUCKS’ week has claimed more lives.
Not For Long players COREY SMITH and MARQUIS COOPER are missing off the Florida coast after a “boating” trip with friends went awry.
The lone survivor, NICK SCHUYLER, was the owner of the capsized boat.
After my ancestors arrived here during their mandatory cruise I have been leery of boats large and small. What is the point of going somewhere by boat? This is what highways are for. And airports. I don’t even like to take the ferry trip to Staten Island. Black people should stay out of the water in general. Nothing but well chlorinated pools for me.
White loves the water. Surfing, diving, fishing, and just all around boating are activities that beckon white. I don’t care for none of that shit. Okay, true story is that I love snorkeling, but even then I am on the lookout for sharks. And when I go snorkeling I make sure there are enough Blacks in my group that I can get out of the way in case Jaws comes through.
Black people, stay the fuck out of the water and decrease the chances of you getting your ass CRISPUS ATTUCKS’d.
That shit would be some str8 PU~.
On the heels of BOBBY JINDAL’s recent G.O.PU~ we get to witness the unraveling of the current Republican party chairman MICHAEL STEELE.
STEELE was another slack attempt by the GOP to court diversity and reshape the image of the party into something a little less kneejerk and a lot more hip. The idea that just putting some color on some shit makes something current is PU~ in itself, but when you lack swagger as badly as the Republicans do you too would think MICHAEL STEELE was the answer.
Over the weekend STEELE was a guest on the D.L. HUGHLEY show and he commented that RUSH LIMBAUGH was not the de facto leader of the Republican party and that RUSH was an “ugly, incendiary entertainer”. On Monday morning LIMBAUGH opened a can of whoop ass so big that by that very afternoon STEELE was scrambling to issue an apology in the press.
LMFAO! I have been waiting for this douche STEELE to get bitchslapped by a Democrat, but this is even more enjoyable to peep his public PU~ from the hands of the true voice of the Republican party. LIMBAUGH didn’t just give STEELE a veritable ‘Ho Sit Down!’, he called for STEELE’s head on his talk radio show.
“Why are you running the Republican Party?
Why do you claim you lead the Republican Party when you seem obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds?
I would be embarrassed to say that I’m in charge of the Republican Party in the sad-sack state that it’s in.
If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state that it’s in, I would quit.”
Oh. Shit.
Now that STEELE has been shown to be the dancing monkey how soon before the Republicans put another face in his chairman seat in order to make inroads for the 2009 local elections?
MICHAEL STEELE got pwn3d so badly he won’t be able to raise one red cent (Ha. Socialism) for the Republicans.
Here’s to hoping that the Grand Ol’ Party continues the PU~ all year long.
Someone get SARAH PALIN on the phone.
A while back my peoples over at UnKut.com asked me to lend a hand in a piece they were creating for the best Hip-Hop magazine on the planet, the U.K.’s Hip-Hop Connections.
The piece was to focus on the most notorious New York City housing projects. I’m glad that UnKut came to me for the assist. If I am nothing else I want to be a repository for NYC’s history, both good and bad, but mostly actual and factual.
The Unkut Guide To Hip-Hop’s Most Notorious Projects – Part 1
The Unkut Guide To Hip-Hop’s Most Notorious Projects – Part 2
“The housing projects plan isn’t flawed until you fill it with poor people. When these building were filled with working class folks it seemed like there might be a better life for people.
Generations stayed up in those buildings too. Remove the manufacturing and shipping industry from NYC and add the rampant access of drugs like alcohol, heroin and then crack and the housing projects devolve into what we have now.
The government smartened up with regards to warehousing the poor and disenfranchised. In the early 1900’s they gave away tracts of land to the Native Americans for them to drink themselves to death. The housing project is the same idea except the acres are stacked on top of one another instead of being spread out.
This aids in the control and regulation of these populations as well. Police can black off a few traffic arteries if the native get restless now.
Housing projects are just reservations in the sky.”