The i.C.’s Mean Business…

March 5th, 2009

gutty professor

If you wanted to support the i.C.’s t-shirt movement but you didn’t want to get on the PayPal grid now is your chance to help us pay our light bills and you may even get yourself into our latest video project.

On Saturday March 7th @ 3pm the iNternets Celebrities will be on location at the north end of Union Square Park. East 17th Street and Broadway are the coordinates for those of you out-of-townies. We will have a table set up with t-shirts and DVD’s for your consumption. No sales tax, no shipping costs, no bullshit.

And if any of you have an extra pair of pants…

Our director has a pants problem.

Bladerunner Is Still The G.O.A.T.

March 5th, 2009

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As I gird up to go fanboy banana bread crazy for the Watchmen premiere I have to remind myself of the G.O.A.T. sci-fi flick that questioned the validity of humanity and what it means to be human.

BladeRunner is still that crack after all these years. EDWARD JAMES OLMOS doesn’t get the props he deserves either for being the efficiently sinister “good cop”. That dude is an actor through and through.

Go copp BladeRunner if you don’t have it yet, as a matter of fact, if you don’t have BladeRunner yet turn on only the hot water and go stand in the shower naked.

John Brown Is The Future…

March 5th, 2009

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Everywhere I turn there is John Brown.

John Brown broke into my apartment and left his new CD.

With a pack of Skittles.

Shouts to Big Ced.

Negril Village 2nite will be off the kaczynski.

The Black Athlete’s Burden…

March 5th, 2009

terrell


Well I hope you are happy
?

I hope you have what you want?

TERRELL OWENS brought some of this ignominy on himself as well, but isn’t that always the case when an athlete steps outside of the box? The NFL in particular is quick to use their media lackeys to posit the outspoken and competitiive star player as someone who lacks the concept of putting the team first. RANDY MOSS caught this characterization previously, ANQUAN BOLDIN and PLAXICO BURRESS more recently.

I’m certainly not defending any of these dudes actions off the field either, but where was the outcry when BRETT FARVE held the Green Bay Packers contractually hostage?

I don’t care if T.O. has a monster season wherever he ends up playing because he won’t be in a Cowboys’ uniform. I’m mad that the owners made this decision to appease a ravenous, bloodthirsty press corps. Or they did it to satisfy the morning drive-in radio listener who thinks he could be a general manager but views the sports landscape from the prism of the 1950’s prior free agency. I wonder what JACKIE ROBINSON would have said if free agncy was available to him?

He would have said nothing, if he were smart.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

March 5th, 2009

manny

2 years for $45m.

I’ll be wearing a Dodgers jersey this season.

Word to JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON.