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September 3rd, 2008

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*Editor’s nore: The following drop has nothing to do with the King Of All Jigs

I just finished watching the ‘DareDevil’ film again and I have to tell you that it isn’t as bad as people will speak of it. BEN AFFLECK was a little too stiff as DD, but COLIN FARRELL and MICHAEL CLARKE-DUNCAN made up for that poor casting choice. As a matter of fact, COLIN FARRELL killed as DareDevil’s arch-nemesis Bullseye. Literally, and figuratively.

Bullseye to DareDevil is quite possibly the equivalent in ratio as The Joker to Batman. These characters relationships extend past the comic story archs into philosophical notions about good, evil and humanity. FRANK MILLER was the artist and writer who was able to take all of these characters and really describe the inner workings of men’s souls and why we struggle.

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FRANK MILLER made Bullseye a beast. A perfect killing machine beast. Bullseye was peeling back wigs with pencils and playing cards long before the ‘Dark Knight’ made it to the big screen. MILLER used the DareDevil books as the training ground to leap over to Batman.

I’m not mad at him either because DareDevil wasn’t a book I was interested in before MILLER. I loved the way MILLER used New York City’s Hell’s Kitchen as a character in the DareDevil stories. The city was a living animal that spoke to Matt Murdock. When I would go to places like Park West High School and Graphic Communications High School with the Decepts I would see the old shooting galleries and flophouses that the MILLER DareDevil and Bullseye would operate through.

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Bullseye is as malevolent as Matt Murdock is righteous. Bullseye is the world’s best assassin, and he is such a principally-centered sociopath that he refuses to accept any money for killing DareDevil. Albeit, he hasn’t been too successful at this job. Instead he gets foiled time and again by the sightless defender. What drives Bullseye even crazier is the fact that DareDevil won’t kill him. DareDevil instead has simply broken every bone in Bullseye’s body.

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As long as Bullseye has a breath of air in his body and the ability to throw something he will plot and scheme on DareDevil’s demise.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

September 3rd, 2008

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SUPERMANNY

If MANNY RAMIREZ isn’t the NL Player of the Month for August who is?

*cues RAFI*

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As the season winds down the real story in baseball are the quiet Cubs from Chicago. You would think they wouldn’t be able to sneak through the league with the best overall record when they have LOU PINELLA as their manager. Somehow thw Cubs are doing it and they still aren’t getting the futuristic performance from SORIANO yet.

I like SORIANO and I wish the Mets had him, but sonn is more enigmatic than JOSE REYES. That would be the most ridiculous infield on Earth with REYES and SORIANO up the middle [ll]. I gave up the SORIANO dream though after the Mets sat WILLIE’s ho ass down. I wouldn’t mind seeing the Cubs finally get to a World Series.

Could this is be the greatest year evar for the second city?

  • World’s Best Entertainer – KanYe West
  • World Champions – *Northside Cubs
  • World Leader – Barack Husein Obaama

    And now… A word from the sponsor of that fairytale…

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  • POLITRICKS 2008: O.P.P. > G.O.P.

    September 3rd, 2008

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    I want to bet someone that the extent of McCAIN’s vetting process was learning that SARAH PALIN was a former beauty queen from Alaska.

    I can see the old man calling PALIN “a sweet cunt.”

    What?!? Are you forgetting that those are his words!

    I have to admit that I’m smitten with PALIN myself. She is doing her damnedest to be a GILF that can get it, but good.

    I’m the dude that is always looking to see who is pulling the strings like the Wizard of Oz. What will SARAH PALIN speak about tonight at the Republican National Convention? She could pull that beauty queen trick out her bag where those chicks cry a lot.

    Remember when HILLARY almost cried that time? She had that sniff-pause-sniff. The MSM press went “Oooooooooooh.” The following days headline was all about a heartfelt HILLARY. Sheeeeeeeit. HILLARY is a stone-cold customer in the game of politricks. For that ice queen to shed a tear she would need an industrial powered evaporator in her pantsuit’s pocket. But you get the point.

    HILLARY was no beauty queen though. Imagine how hot PALIN would be if she had NO kids and no dumbass husband?

    BILL CLINTON would declare himself a Republican.

    You know PALIN likes to get it in too, not just because of all the kids she already has, but because she wanted Alaska to secede from the United States. Whoa! Alaska has so much oil and and so few people they could become one of the wealthiest nations in the world. Definitely the top dog in this hemisphere.

    Now that is some crazy retro-confederate madness.

    Wig Owners Malted Liquor…

    September 3rd, 2008

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    WTF?!?

    HELLS CHEA!?!

    That shit was fucking brilliant.

    Who directed that video?

    Strippers? Doberman Pinschers? Billy Dee falls through a ménage à trois episode? All in thirty fucking seconds! I remember that Fox channel 5 ran these ads during cartoons in the afternoon.

    I’m going to copp me some Colt 45 right now!

    Shout out to my niggas Cris, Jack, Franky and the whole Soul Kitchen fam.

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    POLITRICKS 2008: Baby Mama Drama…

    September 1st, 2008

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    The most ridiculous story to come out of this election season is the one where the GOP vice presidential nominee sequesters her pregnant teenage daughter for six months in order to claim that her daughter’s pregnancy was in fact her own.

    WTF?!?

    Okay, okay, I understand that this governor lady is part of some kind of Christian fundamentalism movement so she couldn’t knowingly terminate her daughter’s preganacy evan after she found out that the baby was going to be birthed with complications, no doubt due to the stress that the young mother had put herself under, but why the fuck the elaborate ruse to act like the child doesn’t belong to the daughter?

    The real test for those people that claim to put GOD before their professional and political gain surfaces in these situations. The PALINS have a beautiful family that confronts the trials and tribulations that 99.9% of American families see and they become stronger from this. That SHOULD have been the backstory. How they scolded their daughter for not upholding the values that the family had tried to embue in her, but they still kept her near in her time of need and did not cast her away.

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    If you like political scandals and precise investigative muckracking then please go to Daily K-Os for the full story of the SARAH PALIN faux-pregnancy.

    Part 1
    Part 2

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    All I needed to see were these pics that show SARAH PALIN snatching her grandchild from his mother’s arms because she has a photo opportunity.

    Trust me party people, this lady does not fear GOD more than she fears missing that text message on her Blackberry.