PAM GRIER: DP Dot Com G.O.A.T.M.I.L.F.

November 23rd, 2007

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People have always questioned why I have’nt placed PAM GRIER on any of my previous MILF drops. The reason is simply that PAM GRIER exceeds all the rest by such a great degree it would ruin her legacy to even compare her to a JASMINE GUY or an UMA THURMAN. That’s like when people compare SADDAM HUSSEIN to JOE STALIN. That piece of Shiite couldn’t hold Steel Joe’s jockstrap [ll].

Similarly, PAM GRIER pwns all Black actresses and so-called feminists for her portrayal of characters that could take charge of a situation yet were still compassionate and loving. When you see chicks try to get naked now and proclaim that they are empowering themselves you should understand that is was PAM GRIER’s poses that made it possible. But don’t think for a second that PAM GRIER couldn’t get on that hardbody shit if she needed to. PAM GRIER wielded the phallic symbol machine gun better than some men.

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If you ever watch the classic Blaxploitation flicks ‘Coffy’ or better still ‘Foxy Brown’ then you would know how I felt when I saw INGA MARCHAND adopt the stage name Foxy Brown. Too many rappers are quick to assume stage names of people that spent their lives doing the heavy lifting, and too many people tacitly accept the rappers misapporopriation of those names.

In my mind’s eye, PAM GRIER represents the strength and defiance of the Black female. In the face of a society that has marginalized and dehumanized people of color and destroyed the families of those people there was one woman who said “enough is enough”(no Donna Summer disco dance). This is why DP Dot Com has made PAM GRIER the new face of the ‘Kill White Tee’ movement. Copp your joint in ’08.

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SANDRA BERNHARD… I’d Hit That

November 23rd, 2007

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Let me preface this drop with the universal [ll] symbol since SANDRA BERNHARD has more faggotry followers than CHER. Only ghey men sweat out CHER, but the fudgeworth community as a whole diggs on SANDRA. Most of you remember her from her affair with Madonna.

The Material Girl got at SANDRA in order to get her ghey connections. This was the whole vogue movement that Madonna was using at the time. When Madonna was through with being a fag hag she left SANDRA on the side of the curb with her used eyeliner pencils.

I came on to SANDRA BERNHARD when Ma Dukes gave me the Playboy magazine she was featured in for my birthday.

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It must be that redheaded thing that I love so much, but I just find SANDRA to be a sexy bitch. Mostly it’s that redheaded shit though. A few years ago SANDRA let some dude pop the slot. At least I hope she did. All this artificial insemination shit has to stop. GOD doesn’t love coochies that bring life like science projects.

When SANDRA gets all dolled up she is a middle aged white banger, considering that most white meat(no Thanksgiving) goes bad kind’a early. As a matter of fact, now that SANDRA has a seed I can technically bang her as part of my M.I.L.F. reclamation project. One thing for sure is that SANDRA’s seat won’t have all the excessive manhood meat mileage of Madge’s badger beaver.

Yeah, I just said that.

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SONNY CHIBA IS THAT KARATE NIGGA!

November 23rd, 2007

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Watching the O.G. ‘Street Fighter’ flick starring SONNY CHIBA, blazed the eff out of my head since it wouldn’t be right to watch a CHIBA flick without being high off the cheeba. This shit is so fucking hardbody you wouldn’t believe your eyes. SONNY CHIBA is this wild eyed karate dude for hire that beats the shit out of everybody. Even the people he is paid to rescue.

The movie opens up with dude posing as a monk that is supposed to give a man his last rites. Instead he beats dude’s ass, and then tells him that he is going to put dude in a coma so that he can rescue him later. WTF? ‘Street Fighter’ is the ‘Super Fly’ of Yakuza flicks. The Yakuza is the Japanese mafia and they are way cooler than the Cosa Nostra ever was. The Yakuza all wear shades and dress in some of the meanest vines. Shoeboots are the minimum.

‘Street Fighter’ is a classic 1970’s exploitation flick from the treatment of the special effects to the all around poor acting. You shouldn’t be watching ‘Street Fighter’ for its acting or its storyline. You should be watching ‘Street Fighter’ to see SONNY CHIBA kill motherfuckers fifty different ways from Sunday. Watch it to see SONNY CHIBA make motherfuckers bleed from the head. Watch it to see SONNY CHIBA jam his fingers into people’s brains via their eye sockets. SONNY CHIBA even castrates a man with his bare hands [ll].

Tell me if you haven’t seen this shit before so I can mail you my DVD copy.

Yes, for free.

No Jive Turkeys For Thanksgiving…

November 22nd, 2007

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Hip-Hop is in the building.

KRS-1 and JOELL ORTIZ are freestyle fanatics.

Give Thanks To Those Who Gave All…

November 22nd, 2007

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Thanksgiving Day is always a day for reflection on the value of the family. Take a moment today to give thanks to the people that have given the supreme sacrifice for our country.

Freedom certainly isn’t free and the families of our soldiers have paid dearly.

Take some time today to tell someone that you love them.

Make love, not war.