THE NEW CLASSICS…

April 9th, 2007

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Memo to Black people: We’ve got to keep this economy rolling the only way we know how, by wearing the accoutrements of the well heeled and privileged. Who needs to really own a yacht when you can look like a yachtsman in your Cadillac?

Seriously, it’s spring again. Treat yourself to a new shirt or two. You deserve it. I certainly do. Here’s what I have my eye on from my number one fetish brand – POLO Ralph Lauren.

If you decide to copp something for yourself make sure to enter the code ‘RL2007SP‘ at the checkout for an additional 30% discount off your order.

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No More Mexicans On The Great Lawn…

April 8th, 2007

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TKC – The O.G. Nacho Libre

I find it hard to believe that the G DUBBZ administration will be brought to it’s knees by it’s landscaper’s foibles. Think about all the wild shit that has popped off in politics over the last six years. Two stolen presidential elections, a fake war, a fake terrorist attack, a real hurricane and homeland tragedy, some real life deconstruction of the Constitution, skyrocketing energy costs… And it all falls down because some attorneys get fired?!? Maybe if we had sent lawyers to Iraq instead of teenagers that mess would be done with.

I’m not naive enough to think that this latest debacle will prove to be the quote unquote lynchpin that does in a most corrupt administration. Instead I think it will hurt the chances of all the Mexican Americans that G DUBBZ has waiting for that sweet payoff that he has been promising since his Texas days.

Attorney General ALBERTO GONZALEZ was such a dapper weedcarrier for G DUBBZ I thought I’d post an image retrospective of him and his boss. The A. G. was even rocking an EDWARD JAMES OLMOS moustache at some point. Play on la playa player.

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Get Rich Or Die Trying For England’s Easter Bunnies…

April 8th, 2007

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The United Kingdom’s Ministry of Defense has decided to allow the bungling British soldiers who were held captive in Iran to sell their stories to the tabloids. This was seen as a per-emptive move since the Brits are a scandalous bunch anyhoo. The accounts were likely to leak from family members and anyone remotely connected to the soldiers.

I expect to now read reports that the Iranians have long fanged teeth and they were seen drinking the blood of fetuses. Whatever it takes to sell supremacy propaganda newspapers and garner support for this next invasion.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

April 7th, 2007

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Copped these at Les Halles in Paris

I have been telling you all about my NIKE Dunks collection from jump street. They are my favorite everyday shoe because they are so comfortable and stylish. I love my Air Max too, but the Dunks go way back to when I was first buying my own sneakers. This summer the Dunks will be as ubiquitous on the streets as Air Force 1 were several years ago. Their time has come. Again.

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Lil’ mama with a pair of Tiffany SB’s on her feet and a bangin’ North Face. Don’t get mad ‘cuz she is stylin’ on you.

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It’s looking like these multi-colored Dunks will be the footwear of choice for most of the senoritas this spring.

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Dunks just aren’t for broads either. In front of the Supreme store it’s always a Dunks celebration. This cat is a BapeStar too with the limited edition BAPE x Casio G-Shock watch. One word. Fire.

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I need an around the way girl with a Sidekick and a clean pair of Dunks.

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The white and blue sneakers are called Vandals. Dude has the black leather Dunks with suede toebox and swoosh. Nasty.

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supreme

Peep how homeboy lets the flaps hang.

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Get your nerd right with a pair of Dunks this summer. Women will look at you totally differrent and you might get some action.

Spider-Man 3 >>> 300

April 7th, 2007

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The headline is true and I have only seen the previews so far, but with all the characters and villains that will be swinging through this joint it’s a can’t miss. I feel like the internets are not properly excited for this film.

So you know what time it is now? Time for a DP Dot Com quiz. Winner of the quiz gets some free Spider-Man shit from out of my apartment. Let me see if I can give you some questions that Wikipedia doesn’t answer…

  • In which comic does Spider-Man make his debut?
  • Who was Spider-Man’s first love?
  • What school was Spider-Man attending when he was bitten by the radioative spider?
  • What does the first ‘J’ in J. Jonah Jameson’s name stand for?
  • Who are the villains being featured in Spider-Man 3?
  • That seems easy enough. Hit me back in the comments if you have the answers.