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MAXIMILLAN VEERS To NYC: ‘EFF YOUUUUUUU!’

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

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More Star Wars references because I know that’s why you come here…

MICHAEL CHERTOFF Major General Maximillan Veers, the Director for Homeland Security, has tightened the pursestrings on the federal money that New York City hoped to receive to help us combat terrorism. NYC needs that money because we are in a war against terrorism, Darth Maul G DUBBZ said it and I believe it.

This unexpected dearth of federal funds puts NYC’s mayor MICHAEL BLOOMBERG in an interesting predicament. With capital construction projects already underway and other essential services like the Police, firemen and emergency responders already accounted for where will the money come from to buy new school books? That is surely the area that is most likely to be pinched first.

Education funding continues to be pared down until there are almost no monies to purchase critical supplies that school’s need. Rich parents that send their children to public schools will help supplement the schools when the need arises, but working and poor families children with be punished to repeat the lifestyles of their parents.

The struggle to secure a decent education in this city is the next battleground. Can you blame these wealthy parents from objecting to the influx of less well off students sharing space in the same facilities as their children.

Santiago’s Kids Are Sicker Than Your Average…

Friday, June 9th, 2006

Have any of you peeped the situation in Chile regarding the student protests for school reforms? This is the best sign to me that the world is not going to end under the weight of lazy, stupid people that support an Administration that does nothing for them. I couldn’t even begin to imagine a half-million students in America demanding that their voice be heard for something more substantial than “I want my MTV!”

These kids in Chile are beefing because the education system there is not accessible to all classes of citizens. The kids in the city are standing up for the poor kids in the mountains, and the working class kids on the farms. It’s not just on the grade school level that these kids are pushing for reforms. but for the right to have access to affordable higher education also. Chile kids are so 180 degrees more realer than anything that wears a du-rag and baggy jeans on this side on the hemisphere. This is so powerful that I need to rethink including Chile as part of the Mexican diaspora. I can’t remember Mexicans ever protesting because they wanted to be more educated. Even my boy TONY feels like he’s already learned enough English for a lifetime.

This week the Chilean president took a break from her country’s issues to visit the White House and shoot the shit with G DUBBZ. Did you see how homey doesn’t even get out of his seat to shake her hand. That’s like saying, “Whatever bitch, you can’t even control your child population because you don’t have electricity for televisions.”

Major League Baseball Better START SNITCHING

Friday, June 9th, 2006

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I apologize to the kid H.R. from the site START SNITCHING dot com for swagger jacking this post from him before he has the chance to open this shit up in his own unimitable way. Dude has a dope post about HBO’s ‘The Wire’ series rocking the lead space at his page. Go there and tell him that your cousin BILLY SUNDAY sent you.

Speaking of the wire…

MLB’s JASON GRIMSLEY was almost pressured by Federal agents into wearing a wire while they continued to target BARRY BONDS’ alleged steroid use. It makes me wonder why the Feds have this surreal witchhunt against BONDS. I think someone in the F.B.I. may not have had their glove signed when they were a little dude. I mean, like these dudes have a major hardon for BARRY BONDS on some ex-lover type shit. In the meantime no one knows who killed BIGGIE or TUPAC. If the F.B.I. wants to target illegal drugs and the what not that is cool, but we all know that to fill our cities up with the dope and crack means that the shit comes over here in large container ships and not in a suitcase. Don’t just arrest BARRY BONDS and act like you did anything to save the lost souls inside the center city.

So what that baseball players are using steroids and human growth hormone in order to stay competitive in their league. Who knows what other drugs they are using? Who cares?!? So many of these players are having heart attacks and dying in their late forties and early fifties that drug abuse shouldn’t even be a surprise. I’m not even amazed that it’s the Latin players that have the connects to the best junk either. Even though it’s baseball it’s still the real world. Why don’t you think there are any Colombian baseball players? It’s ’cause the coca still makes more scrilla.

DON’T EFF WITH THE INTERNETS!!!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

And don’t monkey around with the telephones either!

A shout goes out to internets veteran COMBAT JACK, who pointed me to this post via a stray shot from NAH’RIGHT dot com, DefJam doorman SHAWN ‘JiggerMan’ CARTER’s favorite place on the web.  This news story takes place right here in NYC and it shows you how powerfully synergistic the internets and the telecom companies can be when there is a young white women in distress.
The story goes like this…

Girl loses Sidekick phone device in yellow taxi. Calls phone to retrieve it ready to offer reward, but to no avail, she receives no response. Purchases new Sidekick device and restores network connection only to find that lost Sidekick is in use. The S.I.M. cards to the device(s) seem to hold all the info on a dedicated server which the device(s) owner can access for information. The person in possession of the ‘lost’ device has uploaded pictures and accessed the internets repeatedly. The owner of said device(s) contacts the doppleganger user and the hilarity ensues. There has even been a website created that tells the story in every detail.

Stealing a cell phone is so 1989. What monkey doesn’t understand this? Apparently the young monkey pictured at that website. For even more six degrees of separation trivia I realize that she lives across the street from the schoolyard park and baseball field that I grew up in as a child and where I coached for the Corona Little League with my dad.

So I reach out to my troops in my old ‘hood to see if anyone knows who this dumb chica might be because she has put herself in a world of white trouble. Stealing a Coloreds phone is one thing that you can do without too much of a problem, but stealing the electronics from a young blonde Manhattanite is like whistling at a white girl in Biloxi. Just ask GEORGE CLOONEY.

I am awaiting the final act of this melodrama to conclude with shorty doing a perp walk on prime time news. The MSM will tout it as an example of how the telecom companies and the internets are working together to protect us. Hopefully that will quiet all the noise about how Verizon, Cingular and the rest of those BellTel bastards sold our phone call and internet use records away to the highest bidders.

GOOGLE Is The True Economy

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

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Web cipher! Thanks for taking that moment of silence with me earlier. I promise not to try to tug your heartstrings too hard again, but one of the reasons that this site exists is because my Dad believed in me enough to tell me to do my own thing when the magazine jobs that I was taking weren’t panning out. He saw the hours that I put into my 9 to 5 gig and then the time I would spend writing by hand, typewriter and computer. I was serious about getting my voice out to the world even if it meant that I would sometimes act the fool. My Dad knew how much of a joker I was and he was always trying to drill his serious sensibility into my brain. Writing and doing art projects are hell’a fun, but don’t keep the light bills paid for too many folks. I told my Dad not to worry because the new millenium was going to bring about the new economy. One of his biggest arguments discussions with me was about the ‘New Economy’.

You might have heard this term mentioned before. It was in heavy circulation during the ‘dot com’ boon during the mid 1990’s. Technology companies and their subsequent stock and mutual fund offerings were fueling this ‘New Economy’. My dad wasn’t a true believer even though there were people in his office making a windfall of money in their 401k’s by going after these cinderella corporations. My dad called them cinderella corporations because he said that when midnight struck they would turn into pumpkins. Sure enough he got another one right. My dad had this one saying that he used whenever I gave him props for being right.

He would say, “If I tell you a fly can pull a boxcar, do you know what you should do?”

Then I would say, “What Dad?” (he would NOT give his punchline until I answered him)

“Hitch ’em up!”, was his his retort.

Housing stock and new construction is where my Dad rested his retirement funds while I played around with defense contractors, telecoms and biotech companies. How in the post 9-11 world could these companies NOT be raking in the dough?!? Anything that sounded tech driven my Dad frowned upon as part of the bogus ‘New Economy’ except when in 2004 Google announced it would be going public with their company. What was this going on with my Dad? Had he come around to the quick-strike Wall Street windfall that tech companies usually delivered? I used Gmail, but I rarely ever used the Google search engine system. This is where the old man put me on…

America’s economic strength is built on a simple principal – supply and demand. The ability to link consumers with their desires is what Google specializes in. Google doesn’t provide the products because that would limit them too much. There’s no way to own a factory that makes everything, but Google knows who makes what you want. Hell, Google knows tons of folks that make what you want and if you are a savvy and disciplined consumer then you will be able to find the product and service providers that you need while saving money and time. How did my Dad know all of this when he turned on a computer almost never? He Googled it.

Since then I have used Google exclusively to search for the images and news feeds that you see linked to this site. I have even asked the tech staff to insert a button that allows you to download the FireFox browser program that I use when creating the site’s content. Google is not part of a ‘New Economy’ it is the portal to the ‘True Economy’. Thanks again Dad.

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