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Crushing On You…

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

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Crushes make the world go round. They get you up in the morning and into the shower on time. You spend an extra minute with the loofa hitting up that azz crack until it shines. You wash behind your ears and brush your teeth extra careful. But what about a crush where the possibility of you seeing that person in person is somewhere in between zero and… negative zero?!?

In all honesty, those are my favorite crushes because I am never let down by my fantasy. The person that I am digging remains pristine and unflawed. Forever perfect. I am having a crush right now on an artist chick from Kenya (didn’t I tell y’all it was all about Kenyan broads this summer?!?). She was featured on my cousin Glamazon’s site just a few days ago. After I did the knowledge I realized that she was the chick that I have been waiting to meet for 36 years. She has this wicked playful sense of humor and she is smart as all get out. Her name is WANGECHI MUTU and you need to back the fuck up.

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WANGECHI was trained as a sculptor and schooled for anthropology, but her heart brought her to New York City to study fine art at Cooper Union. She graduated from Cooper and went to Yale to secure a Masters of Fine Art. Her work takes a serious and satirical look at the damage that Western idealogy has wrought upon the African continent’s cultural identity. She strikes back at the European image of beauty with her collages that resemble amputations, prosthetics, futuristic transplants and bionic body types in surreal and sometimes hallucinogenic settings.

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WANGECHI gets it all in the global sense. She sees that people are regarded much like disposable vessels to be stripped down and exploited and then discarded. WANGECHI searches through the cultural wasteland that has become modern day Africa and pulls the dismembered pieces together to form her own exquisite corpse.

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WANGECHI MUTU is the logical evolution of ROMARE BEARDEN. She has taken the art of collage making to a place that it hasn’t occupied. Just like ROMARE used his collages to describe the vibrance and humility of rural and urban Blacks. WANGECHI has crafted a beautiful mosaic of work that at once explains the frailty and the ferociousness of femininity.

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I love her mind so much that I may have to introduce myself when I see her in Brooklyn this summer. Then again, I probably won’t because I don’t think I want to ruin this crush I’m having.

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Brother, Could You Spare A Dollar?

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

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Or, KING family goes for broke.

Who am I to judge the family of CORETTA SCOTT and MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr.? Maybe these folks are really broke. I can relate to that because there have been times that I have wanted to flip my piggy banks and take the change to the CoinStar machine at the local supermercado. Damn if I wasn’t so lazy. But to liquidate the belongings of one of the last legitimate American moral statesmen is almost criminal. Dr.KING’s papers and manuscripts belong to every American because he codified the American dream using the same language as the people that drafted the Constitution. KING freaked it like no other before him. If you have a minute, read this post. I respect KING and Brother MALCOLM equally, and don’t sleep on KING thinking that he was pussy. Part of the reason that he had to be killed was because he could foresee the immoral path that capitalism was creating in southeast Asia. He could not keep quiet about it either.

Here we are now in the middle east on that same path that we were walking forty years ago. Too long ago for any of us to remember the details. Even the people that might read this crap in a Langley, Virginia office were too young to peep the technique. That is why KING’s documents are so much bigger than just Hip-Hop. There is a blueprint to manhood that isn’t on a music CD. It’s contained in the personal writings of men like MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. and MALCOLM X. It teaches us to stand up and be individual leaders and assume a civic responsibility so that conflicts like that in Vietnam and in Iraq do not plague our children.

I wonder if the KING family takes PayPal?

Major League Baseball Better START SNITCHING

Friday, June 9th, 2006

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I apologize to the kid H.R. from the site START SNITCHING dot com for swagger jacking this post from him before he has the chance to open this shit up in his own unimitable way. Dude has a dope post about HBO’s ‘The Wire’ series rocking the lead space at his page. Go there and tell him that your cousin BILLY SUNDAY sent you.

Speaking of the wire…

MLB’s JASON GRIMSLEY was almost pressured by Federal agents into wearing a wire while they continued to target BARRY BONDS’ alleged steroid use. It makes me wonder why the Feds have this surreal witchhunt against BONDS. I think someone in the F.B.I. may not have had their glove signed when they were a little dude. I mean, like these dudes have a major hardon for BARRY BONDS on some ex-lover type shit. In the meantime no one knows who killed BIGGIE or TUPAC. If the F.B.I. wants to target illegal drugs and the what not that is cool, but we all know that to fill our cities up with the dope and crack means that the shit comes over here in large container ships and not in a suitcase. Don’t just arrest BARRY BONDS and act like you did anything to save the lost souls inside the center city.

So what that baseball players are using steroids and human growth hormone in order to stay competitive in their league. Who knows what other drugs they are using? Who cares?!? So many of these players are having heart attacks and dying in their late forties and early fifties that drug abuse shouldn’t even be a surprise. I’m not even amazed that it’s the Latin players that have the connects to the best junk either. Even though it’s baseball it’s still the real world. Why don’t you think there are any Colombian baseball players? It’s ’cause the coca still makes more scrilla.

BLACK PRESIDENT 1996

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

Somebody told me that we have a Black President,
just ‘cuz he didn’t want to go to ‘Nam
and ‘cuz he smoked weed,
and ‘cuz he cheated on his old lady,
and ‘cuz he says words like ‘cuz.

But the only Black man that I know,
never smoked a joint,
fought in the war against Black America,
and did two rounds with the VIET CONG,
he was a champion for the foundation of Black culture;
FAMILY.

You won’t agree with everything he says,
but you know he will never lie to you.
That’s the only Black man that I know.

Dad.

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CLARENCE A. PENN III July 31, 1944 – June 7, 2005

Attack Of The Clones

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

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I think it was TONY’s KANSAS CITY that predicted the backlash would come when the mainstream media (MSM) would begin to blame the troops for the war in Iraq. What’s interesting to me since I read mostly foreign news feeds is that everyone across the globe is chiming in at the same time. If you ask me, the time to start looking in the opposite direction was on Memorial Day when the President said that the troops should be “honored”.

Here’s a small sampling of the headlines on the internets…

The British Broadcasting Company is leaking a videotape of U.S. Marines peeling TurtleNeck wigs back during an operation in one of those Iraqi ‘hoods. The BBC is calling it the ‘Massacre Musik Mixtape‘ series and the DVD is being hosted by Mobb Deep. Chances are I can go to Canal Street tomorrow and copp it from one of the Africans with the bedsheet spread out on the sidewalk. “I got eet for cheep beeeeches!”

This story here pissed me the fuck off too. Eight soldiers are being brought up on murder charges for merc’king ONE Turtleneck. What kind of peanut butter and jelly racial bullshit is this?!? Eight white for ONE sandnigger? Back in the days of the Constitution a brother was only worth 2/3 of a white. Now they done gone and said a white is only worth 1/8 of an Iraqi. Damn, that crude oil can make a motherfucker valuable like that?!?

I thought all that Abu Garbage shiite was over with, but now I see that they are going to jail the dude that sicked the German Shepherds on the prisoners. So you can call me a cornball, but I guess we all know ‘Who Let The Dogs Out‘.

The last time I checked it we were at war. It wasn’t a war that these soldiers voted on either. I am sure that if people had their choice they would be home with their families instead of in a godforsaken desert guarding oilwells. The Turtlenecks don’t want our brothers and sisters there anyhoo. All the Turtlenecks want to do is return to their way of life which included smelling bad, hating the Jews and beating their wives. Can you imagine the azz kicking some of those broads will be getting when all this shiite is finally over with?

I was too young to understand the politics of Vietnam, but I do remember we had a President back then that had a problem with tapping people’s phones and we called it Watergate. No need for the Deep Throat double-entendre this time around since President BUSH taps phones AND lets the water through the gates.

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